Summoner_Yunie
Celebrity Cheat!
Characters:
Tidus
Yuna
Selphie
Eiko
Rinoa
Rikku
Garnet
Narrator: The cutest most hottest star is here and he has a million fans. No he's not Orlando Bloom, sorry to disappoint his fans. It's the one, the only. . .Tidus.
(Cheers from FFgirls situated on stage. Tidus enters)
Tidus: You girls will be disappointed to know I'm dating Rinoa.
Girls: What?
Tidus: That's right.
(Rinoa enters onto stage. She is spun by Tidus and he had her close to his side)
Rinoa: I'm the lovely Rinoa.
Girls: What? This can't be true, the dirty liar.
Rinoa: It is.
(Yuna slaps Rinoa)
Yuna: He loved me first. You double crosser.
(Walks up to Tidus and pokes him)
Tidus: Look you see. . .um. . .
Narrator: Tidus was faced with a hard explanation until it hit him.
(Yuna punches Tidus and he falls to the ground)
Yuna: That should take care of him.
Eiko: I liked him.
Selphie: Your too young for him.
Rikku: He likes me best.
Rinoa: I'm going out with him.
Yuna: Your a cheapskate! Cheating me of my guy.
Rikku: Yunie's right. You had to take him.
(All gang up around Rinoa)
Garnet: You guys don't you read 'Anime Stars' do you? In it was an article about him a while ago. He was dating Lulu I believe. So he's actually cheating both of you.
Rinoa/Yuna: What?
(They both read short article. Girls lift Tidus and throw him backstage. Then The Cell Block Tango from Chicago play and all sing)
Eiko: He had it comin'.
Selphie: He had it comin'.
Rinoa: He only had himself to blame.
Rikku: If you'd have been there.
Garnet: If you had seen it.
Yuna: I bet you, you would have done the same.
Characters:
Tidus
Yuna
Selphie
Eiko
Rinoa
Rikku
Garnet
Narrator: The cutest most hottest star is here and he has a million fans. No he's not Orlando Bloom, sorry to disappoint his fans. It's the one, the only. . .Tidus.
(Cheers from FFgirls situated on stage. Tidus enters)
Tidus: You girls will be disappointed to know I'm dating Rinoa.
Girls: What?
Tidus: That's right.
(Rinoa enters onto stage. She is spun by Tidus and he had her close to his side)
Rinoa: I'm the lovely Rinoa.
Girls: What? This can't be true, the dirty liar.
Rinoa: It is.
(Yuna slaps Rinoa)
Yuna: He loved me first. You double crosser.
(Walks up to Tidus and pokes him)
Tidus: Look you see. . .um. . .
Narrator: Tidus was faced with a hard explanation until it hit him.
(Yuna punches Tidus and he falls to the ground)
Yuna: That should take care of him.
Eiko: I liked him.
Selphie: Your too young for him.
Rikku: He likes me best.
Rinoa: I'm going out with him.
Yuna: Your a cheapskate! Cheating me of my guy.
Rikku: Yunie's right. You had to take him.
(All gang up around Rinoa)
Garnet: You guys don't you read 'Anime Stars' do you? In it was an article about him a while ago. He was dating Lulu I believe. So he's actually cheating both of you.
Rinoa/Yuna: What?
(They both read short article. Girls lift Tidus and throw him backstage. Then The Cell Block Tango from Chicago play and all sing)
Eiko: He had it comin'.
Selphie: He had it comin'.
Rinoa: He only had himself to blame.
Rikku: If you'd have been there.
Garnet: If you had seen it.
Yuna: I bet you, you would have done the same.
