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Who would you choose if you had to marry a serial killer from ANY horror movie? My pick is definitely Jason Voorhees. He rocks!



BTW, I can't find where I last posted this, so I'll ask here. Does anyone have pictures/screenshots of Jason unmasked? I've seen him before but I wanna show my friend xD

*sniffle* YOU STOLE MY HUSBAND!

what kind of question is that?

If you read the question you'd know

yeah really

NO!!!!!!! MY HUSBAND!! Oh wait...I am Jason!! *cocks head to side*

right! *SNORTS*

MY LOVE!!!!! *pounces LP/Jason*

awww there's no humping emoticon *tackleglomp: ROWAN!

too bad....... maybe you can steal one from DA

*is glomped*

MWAHAHAHAHA God that banana is wicked *puts on towley voice* wanna get haaiiiigh!?

THAT IS SOME ILL SHIT SON!

whooooa is that a yak? Oh...wait...it's Gran. *stumbles over*

*Shorty laugh*

WAAAAAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!

WHAAAZAAAAAAAA--- *cough cough cough* *snort* oooooooo I think I'm gonna hafta stop.. *inhales*

oooo ya shot me in the lung...*sucks up smoke*

*Shorty laugh* now THAT is some cool shit! Peace out yo!

Ooo yeah... Peace out

holy shit..........this place is turning into the movie star/celebreties forum.

awwwwwww is that... bad?

p.s.- nice sig!

Or the POTC "O.D. on astericks" forum.

BTW, I am going to go ahead and answer Reno for POG to save her the wasted effort of opening this thread and answering.

Michael Myers from Halloween

Jason Voorhees, definatly

I guess I stand corrected. But I'm pretty sure a month ago there was a thread about getting it on with a slasher and you said "definately" about Reno and "hell no" about Jason.

But then again I guess marrying and getting it on with a slasher are two way, way, different things.

thats my point exactly

I worry about people who start threads like this, I really do.

LOL @ ^

Yeah, you know marriage is supposed to be a two-way street. I have a feeling that it would be pretty hard to get Jason to do the dishes or make spaghetti or pick the kids up from soccer practice without killing anyone.

Jason wont do any of those things..he'll put a knife to a guy's thraot and make him do it..then he'll kill the guy...

"Well at least we know whats for dinner!"

Rebecca Gayheart in "Urban Legend. As beautiful as she is deadly.

lol yeah haggis but human stomach.

yup! oh and therr wont be any kids, botankus

You and Jason are going to need marriage counseling....quick.

me? I don't wanne marrie jason....

I meant POG (PissedOffGoalie).

LOL Jason does whatever I tell him! ^_^

nope Jason listens to me only

^ me agree with her.

I know what I'll have to eat ifI arried Michael Myers.............dog.

eww!

this thread is wrong mentally, sexually and in any other form



and pog u still didn't answer my question

HANNIBAL IS MORTAL!!! THATS WHY! HE IS BORING AND MORTAL

thats an awful reason to why u think his movies suck

Jason isn't immortal. (partially the movie series is ****ed up so he can be both)

i liked SOTL and RD but "Hannibal" was boring and Jason's immortal

What about marrying Chucky? I'm sure POG could shy away from Jason for that--

POG, your sig picture looks like it's from a bad USA Network movie. (BTW, I do know what it's from).

any female slashers?

Id Marry Chucky..oh yeah.. NOT.. More Like..if i had to marry a s.killer it would be Michael Myers he's classeh..lol

Hey! Michael Myers is Mine!

Thats what you think, girl.

Yep That's what I.............Hey you tricked me! He is MINE! My Own My Preciousssssss!

I kinda liked Hannibal, Anthony Hopkins is a great actor methinks. Mmm Jason is MINE!! *snatches him off you* MWAHAHAHAHA If you had ur way with jason would it be considered necrophilism?

Well I AM wrong mentally, sexually and in any other form

I think it might be but oh well at least I'm shining a bit of light on the subject!! :P

If I was a woman Id marry freddy

I second that, this thread is sick

sick mean good