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ladies, do you go out to drink? do you get guys try to hit on you ALL the time? do you wish you can say something smart and get rid of that walking sponge that is full of alcohol? here is your answer... The Guy Repellent: Bar Edition...


HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.


HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.


HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.


HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.


HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.


HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry
me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time.


HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.


HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter!


HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today..


HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.

I always have something smart to say

If I really wanna be mean i say: ''If uglyness was illegal, youd be in prison or life!i'' mhm!

it's impolite to stare, J-man...

I'ma staring

oooooooooooooooooooohhh its a stare down!!!




































































































d'oh... DAMIT!!!!!

I win

Almost all of those are overdone cliches...

ah, yes... so they are...

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Joe, that reminds me; update our frickin site

lol lol

I can It's hardly comprehendable speech though

It's like hahdmattshaha when you are trying to say matter it sounds like that

i'm gonna go hide now...

You're being watched

so is my tv...

I just give them the finger

always the lady, huh silver...

It's what I do best

i'm joining him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Uh.............sure

I like those!!!!!!

pffft.



The girls who are like "I usually just...."

Would be lucky if a guy even bought them a damn drink.

Correct Sir, in fact I agree passionately.

I don't think I have once refused a drink from a guy, regardless of looks, style or personality. If a guy offers, I will accept. It would be rude not to

Nah, seriously, nearly all of my friends are fellas, so I guess I know how to handle the situation. It is a fact that most guys will take a woman accepting a drink as a guaranteed lay. (Fortunately, not all men are like this, just the majority). I make damn sure, in a subtle a way as possible, that I am only interested in conversation, and that if he still wants to get me that drink he's welcome to.

I have had some boys retract their offer once it is established that I'm not just gonna screw them for the hell of it, but that's only happened a few times

have any stats on that fact?

Don't think so. Most guys are looking to hook up, this is true, but I don't know any personally that would think that when they buy a girl a $4 drink....that they are entitled to put her in the sack.

Things must be different in the UK....*goes to expedia to arrange a flight to Europe*

syren> maybe that is what most girls think. when i offer a lady a drink, i don't expect booty. i just want a nice conversation and if she ain't feeling it, i expect her to tell me so, otherwise i just turn around and say enjoi your drink. most of the time when you start talking to a girl, they think you wanna screw right then and there... puh-lease! get over yourself! you ain't that hot. i was just looking for someone to enjoy the night with, have some drinks and coversations... that's it. if she wants to give it up, fine by me... but i don't expect booty from a drink...

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