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Tell everyone here on these forums a blatant lie!!! It'll be fantastic! I'll go first . ...


I've never posted here before, nor have I ever posted here while drinking beer.

I am really 22 and live in California

nice!

TH didn't you once tell me you played Frodo in LotR

No, I played the part of, um . . . . . . Kevin Bacon!

sweetness
Did I mention I was in PotC

Yes, in fact you did! I heard you are up for an Oscar?!?!

I once played the role of a freckle on Kevin Bacons ass, nothing too exciting it was a small part really

That's right, for best supporting actress

I totally remember seeing that movie with my uncle Pete.

I told George Lucas my little idea for a space movie one time back in the seventies.

I'm 23 and drive a Dodge Viper GTS 8.0 V12 oh yeah, and I run a sucessfull multi-millionaire business selling bacon.

I'm really a girl with a 36-24-32 Figure, the pics I post are of my older brother.

i am a very powefull hacker
and i can actually close down this site if i feel by sending loads of data which will clog up the system which means it will be shut down for a couple of weeks.

get a real car(im not liein)

I'm the daughter of the United States' president diva

ahhhhhhhh a bush terriest

I'm goddamn sexy!!

i once taught a monkey how to lay golden eggs
i named him Bill
he played with my giant computer when i wasnt looking
then one day he ran away and used the golden eggs to fund his new computer software business he called micro something and created a boggy software called... um.... was it doors or windows?
anyways with all the golden eggs he was laying he could afford to make boggy software and not care and now he's the richest "man" on earth

im 16 and from aus

I ate my hamster.

i am also loaded and have a mansion in bel air

I don't need a haircut

Me either.

Dude, thats so sick!!!

I mean, eating your cat is one, and eating a dog...but your hamster...thats like....woah!!!

I just reported Corran to the animal cruelty people...

i ahve a huge fanclub and my name is peta

I have good fashion sense

i have a tiger for a pet which ate corrans rabbit

I'm irresistable to the opposite sex

Raz is really cool.

im really a fella called peter

I glued my head to my shoulder.

i won an oscar for best love scene in a film

I really HATE Quentin Tarantino and his movies!!!!!!

I also HATE everyone and everything that has to do with LOTR and Star Wars!!!!

corrans my dad

This is supposed to be blatant lies, you don't know that this is not true.

I'm blonde and I live in Brazil.

I do ACTUALLY own a real Strip Club, and I'm a Transsexual.......

I posted a naked pic in the naked pic thread.

I started a fire at school today and got everyone the whole day off

I've stepped into a school building within the last month.

I think tony blair is the bestest guy in the world

I've never set anything on fire.

In my school , everybody fears me.

I don't know how to read.

Anyway...I'll probably leave KMC soon...

I'm actually a girl...MUWAHAHAHA

I speak Olde English! *looks at Feanor*

I'm not laughing...

I know...

I can't speak Spanish...waaaaaaa...

Belgians rock.

micheal jackson hates children

i drank half a pint of arsenic.

My parents are WONDERFUL!

I love men

and i an not joking

I see dead people

ash isn't joking

Dregh!!



I am dead......

Somebody help me! I can't post on KMC anymore!

That joke wasn't funny Raz.

I'm actually Raz's other identity

It wasn't a joke it was a lie

I am actually Raz lost son
daddy

I'm Raz this username is only for fun

Ash son! There you are!

I remember having you when I was FOUR!

Indeed

lol

Gosh dad 4 years old you were a ladies man way to go dad

I own half of KMC...legaly!

I am a man.

how do you get the straightfaced smilie?

Phoenix, click on 'More Smilies'

i spend 30 mins. on KMC..

I enjoy eating brussel sprouts.

My room is super tidy!

Mine too!

me three! wow!

bill gates wants to takeover KMC...and make all it users paying customers...and tweak it so that it'll only work on a PC

RAZ! I AM YOUR.... MOTHER!

I go to Oxford

I go to Cambrage

I'm smart

shut up all, or i'll ban you!!!

I'm Raz's love child...

I invented blinking!! I see it really cought on

See!!

blinking is fun...

so is riding a bike with no seat...

All my inventions are fun!!

whooooa, George Lucas IS my father

I've been arrested twice for hacking the White House web page, I went To Harvard University and have a Ph D in Biology

I work with Peter Jackson during the filming of The LOTR trilogy.

I am super sexy and super rich!

I'm Orlando Bloom's real girlfriend

I know where Raz lives

I won the lottery thats why im so rich, and im so popular cos i invented blinking...
oh and im really Tired Hiker...

OMg me too

I plan on visiting England in the next two weeks

This is a blatant lie thread, not the honest truth one....

^ditto

Billy Boyd stalks me...

I had sex with John Cusack last night...

I used to be the fifth member of the Beatles but they fired me

I can drink milk though my ears

i would never in a million years go to australia with vampy gal

I dislike chocolate

i lurve *******

this thread is so lame

I want to eat raw meat

I live in a shoe

I was married to Tex but now i have restraining order on him.

Tex is my next door neighbour, and I watch him change eek nice show too

silver is my love bunny...

Im perfect.

sssshhh Phoe you're supposed to lie

oops!

I'm not gonna be on KMC as much as I used to cry I don't wanna make a big deal of it though, probably only 5 mins a day.... if I'm lucky

I joined KMC 3 years ago

I'm a 40 year-old man living in a shack in Bermuda, hell-bent on world destruction

Oh wait, this is the LIES thread? oooooops....

I'm Raz's better half diva

I invented the cheese grater, only I intended for it's use to be a 'poison oak rash scratcher!'

Raz?!? Silver, you said you were mine!


*cries*

ooops... I shouldn't have said that out loud...


dumdedum...

I invented the Macarena

I have my own private jet and plan on travelling to Europe tomorrow evening.

he's my bit on the side naughty

threesome?

My name is Bond, James Bond

I'm stowing away on Silver's jet so I can meet Milla!

and for this I will.....throw a feast in your honor!

sounds good

Milla really lives in Canada and is my dorm mate

Now we just need Raz to show up...

Milla and Silvs are my adopted gay parents!

I invented the Internet!

silver keeps on cheating on me...

Phoe and me are really stalking Raz

I invented Benicio Del Toro!

george

I smoke crack and shoot up heroin right before I drive to work every day!

I'm your daddy!

I thought it was me and Raz who were stalking you...

Phoe I would gladly give you and Raz my address

*packs dressing up box*

Yerss can come too
I say we dress him like a oompa loompa in honour of Charlie and The CF

yerss can be oompa loompa as long as we have Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka...

I think the bedrooms getting kinda crowded...