Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

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Tired Hiker
Tell everyone here on these forums a blatant lie!!! It'll be fantastic! I'll go first . ...


I've never posted here before, nor have I ever posted here while drinking beer. no expression

silver_tears
I am really 22 and live in California no expression

Tired Hiker
laughing out loud nice!

silver_tears
TH didn't you once tell me you played Frodo in LotR no expression

Tired Hiker
No, I played the part of, um . . . . . . Kevin Bacon! eek! yes

silver_tears
sweetness smokin'
Did I mention I was in PotC cool

Tired Hiker
Yes, in fact you did! big grin I heard you are up for an Oscar?!?!

Peloquin
I once played the role of a freckle on Kevin Bacons ass, nothing too exciting it was a small part really smile

silver_tears
That's right, for best supporting actress smokin'

Tired Hiker
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud I totally remember seeing that movie with my uncle Pete.

Tired Hiker
I told George Lucas my little idea for a space movie one time back in the seventies.

Daedalus
I'm 23 and drive a Dodge Viper GTS 8.0 V12 oh yeah, and I run a sucessfull multi-millionaire business selling bacon.

LordMortis

Corran
I'm really a girl with a 36-24-32 Figure, the pics I post are of my older brother.

ash007
i am a very powefull hacker
and i can actually close down this site if i feel by sending loads of data which will clog up the system which means it will be shut down for a couple of weeks.

holdenhsvgtsr
get a real car(im not liein)

silver_tears
I'm the daughter of the United States' president diva

holdenhsvgtsr
ahhhhhhhh a bush terriest

Lord Shadow Z
I'm goddamn sexy!!

BakaXero
i once taught a monkey how to lay golden eggs
i named him Bill
he played with my giant computer when i wasnt looking
then one day he ran away and used the golden eggs to fund his new computer software business he called micro something and created a boggy software called... um.... was it doors or windows?
anyways with all the golden eggs he was laying he could afford to make boggy software and not care and now he's the richest "man" on earth

White Lady
im 16 and from aus

Corran
I ate my hamster.

White Lady
i am also loaded and have a mansion in bel air

Lord Shadow Z
I don't need a haircut

Daedalus
Me either.

lil bitchiness
Dude, thats so sick!!!

I mean, eating your cat is one, and eating a dog...but your hamster...thats like....woah!!!

I just reported Corran to the animal cruelty people...

White Lady
i ahve a huge fanclub and my name is peta

Lord Shadow Z
I have good fashion sense

White Lady
i have a tiger for a pet which ate corrans rabbit

Daedalus
I'm irresistable to the opposite sex

Corran
Raz is really cool.

White Lady
im really a fella called peter

Corran
I glued my head to my shoulder.

White Lady
i won an oscar for best love scene in a film

WindDancer
I really HATE Quentin Tarantino and his movies!!!!!!

I also HATE everyone and everything that has to do with LOTR and Star Wars!!!!

White Lady
corrans my dad

Corran
This is supposed to be blatant lies, you don't know that this is not true. confused

Iirima
I'm blonde and I live in Brazil.

$
I do ACTUALLY own a real Strip Club, and I'm a Transsexual.......

Corran
I posted a naked pic in the naked pic thread.

Twin B!tch 1
I started a fire at school today and got everyone the whole day off big grin

Iirima
I've stepped into a school building within the last month.

Twin B!tch 1
I think tony blair is the bestest guy in the world

Corran
I've never set anything on fire.

Dregh
In my school , everybody fears me.

WindDancer
I don't know how to read.

Iirima
laughing out loud

Anyway...I'll probably leave KMC soon...

Fanor
I'm actually a girl...MUWAHAHAHA

Iirima
I speak Olde English! *looks at Feanor*

Fanor
I'm not laughing...

Iirima
I know...

I can't speak Spanish...waaaaaaa...

Corran
Belgians rock.

Twin B!tch 1
micheal jackson hates children

eggmayo
i drank half a pint of arsenic.

Iirima
My parents are WONDERFUL!

ash007
I love men

and i an not joking

Dregh
I see dead people

Twin B!tch 1
ash isn't joking

$
Dregh!!

laughing

I am dead......

ash007

Raz
Somebody help me! I can't post on KMC anymore! messed

Dregh
That joke wasn't funny Raz.

Fanor
I'm actually Raz's other identity

Raz
It wasn't a joke it was a lie wink

ash007
I am actually Raz lost son
daddy

WindDancer
I'm Raz this username is only for fun stick out tongue

Raz
Ash son! There you are!

I remember having you when I was FOUR! laughing out loud

ash007
Indeed big grin

lol

Gosh dad 4 years old you were a ladies man way to go dad rock

lil bitchiness
I own half of KMC...legaly! no expression

Phoenix
I am a man.

Phoenix
how do you get the straightfaced smilie?

Raz
Phoenix, click on 'More Smilies'

Fanor
i spend 30 mins. on KMC..

Phoenix
I enjoy eating brussel sprouts.

lil bitchiness
My room is super tidy!

Raz
Mine too! eek!

Phoenix
me three! wow!

Fanor
bill gates wants to takeover KMC...and make all it users paying customers...and tweak it so that it'll only work on a PC

Twin B!tch 2
RAZ! I AM YOUR.... MOTHER!

Phoenix
I go to Oxford

lil bitchiness
I go to Cambrage ravergeek

Phoenix
I'm smart

Twin B!tch 2
shut up all, or i'll ban you!!!

Phoenix
I'm Raz's love child... shifty

lil bitchiness
I invented blinking!! I see it really cought on raver

Phoenix
blink

lil bitchiness
See!!

Phoenix
blinking is fun... big grin

Fanor
so is riding a bike with no seat...

lil bitchiness
big grin All my inventions are fun!!

Kaleanae
whooooa, George Lucas IS my father

Kaleanae
I've been arrested twice for hacking the White House web page, I went To Harvard University and have a Ph D in Biology blink

WindDancer
I work with Peter Jackson during the filming of The LOTR trilogy.

lil bitchiness
I am super sexy and super rich!

Kaleanae
I'm Orlando Bloom's real girlfriend

silver_tears
I know where Raz lives no expression

lil bitchiness
I won the lottery thats why im so rich, and im so popular cos i invented blinking...
oh and im really Tired Hiker...

lil bitchiness
OMg me too eek!

silver_tears
I plan on visiting England in the next two weeks ninjano expression

lil bitchiness
This is a blatant lie thread, not the honest truth one....stick out tongue

silver_tears
^ditto stick out tongue

burlyman
no expression


rolling on floor laughing

Phoenix
Billy Boyd stalks me...

lil bitchiness
I had sex with John Cusack last night...

Kaleanae
I used to be the fifth member of the Beatles but they fired me erm

burlyman
I can drink milk though my ears eek!

Twin B!tch 1
i would never in a million years go to australia with vampy gal

Phoenix
I dislike chocolate

Twin B!tch 1
i lurve *******

dave123
What the f**k? this thread is so lame

Phoenix
I want to eat raw meat

silver_tears
I live in a shoe cool

lil bitchiness
I was married to Tex but now i have restraining order on him.

silver_tears
Tex is my next door neighbour, and I watch him change eek nice show too smokin'

Phoenix
silver is my love bunny... blink

lil bitchiness
Im perfect.

silver_tears
sssshhh Phoe you're supposed to lie ninja

Phoenix
oops!

dave123
I'm not gonna be on KMC as much as I used to cry I don't wanna make a big deal of it though, probably only 5 mins a day.... if I'm lucky sad

lil bitchiness
I joined KMC 3 years ago

Lord Soth
I'm a 40 year-old man living in a shack in Bermuda, hell-bent on world destruction

Oh wait, this is the LIES thread? oooooops....

silver_tears
I'm Raz's better half diva

Tired Hiker
I invented the cheese grater, only I intended for it's use to be a 'poison oak rash scratcher!'

Phoenix
Raz?!? Silver, you said you were mine!


*cries*

Phoenix
ooops... I shouldn't have said that out loud...


dumdedum...

Kaleanae
I invented the Macarena

silver_tears
I have my own private jet and plan on travelling to Europe tomorrow evening. cool

silver_tears
he's my bit on the side naughty

Phoenix
threesome?

Kaleanae
My name is Bond, James Bond cool

Tired Hiker
I'm stowing away on Silver's jet so I can meet Milla! big grin

Lord Soth
and for this I will.....throw a feast in your honor!

silver_tears
sounds good smokin'

silver_tears
Milla really lives in Canada and is my dorm mate yes

Phoenix
Now we just need Raz to show up... shifty

Tired Hiker
Milla and Silvs are my adopted gay parents! big grin

Lord Soth
I invented the Internet!

Phoenix
silver keeps on cheating on me... sad

silver_tears
Phoe and me are really stalking Raz shifty

Tired Hiker
I invented Benicio Del Toro!

dave123
george

Tired Hiker
I smoke crack and shoot up heroin right before I drive to work every day! What the f**k?

Lord Soth
I'm your daddy!

Phoenix
I thought it was me and Raz who were stalking you... shifty

silver_tears
Phoe I would gladly give you and Raz my address wink

Kaleanae
cool

Phoenix
laughing out loud

*packs dressing up box*

silver_tears
Yerss can come too eek!
I say we dress him like a oompa loompa in honour of Charlie and The CF big grin

Phoenix
laughing out loud

yerss can be oompa loompa as long as we have Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka...

Phoenix
I think the bedrooms getting kinda crowded...

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