What's your computer's name?
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Nazgulinthedark
I call mine mista puta
Silver Stardust
I haven't gotten around to naming my computer yet...
Dr. Strangelove
I call mine a piece of ****.
Dr. Gonzo
I call it...Computer
Vingilot
mine is b~tch because it never works for me...so I swear at it.
MichaelMyerscoo
Mine is named cat.
HockeyHorror
my comp doesn't have an offical name...
i just yell at it. i call it stuff like
Bitc-h
Noob
Noob Face
Wannabe Noob
Noober
Noob Noob
Noob the Noob
fu-ck-ing noob
bitc-hy noob
a-ssless facless noob
etc etc...
§pearhead
I call mine shithead because I get mad at it a lot
yerssot
I gave mine a girls name... forgot which one...
girls name cause a pc can act like an annoying biatch
Darth Revan
people name their computers now? nerds
My computer's name is Shoeless Joe
HockeyHorror
it has feet?
RaventheOnly
Name huh?
Darth Revan
No, that's why it's shoeless
silver_tears
Mr. Hinkleton
Tptmanno1
You goddam son of a b*tch, why the hell wont you work?!?
That the current name of my computer, but it also goes by:
What the hell do you mean I need a new graphic card? Why wont you just play the goddam game?
Kaleanae
isn't that from the Field of Dreams???
My computer's name is la computadora
Gorgoroth
I call mine "Steve"........
Draco Malfoy
My computer came with a name..it's Victoria
But I like to call it "If you don't ****ing work I'm shutting you down!"
or "D@mn you"
sniper
i call mine "you worthless piece of shit! if you dont do what i ****ing tell you to, im gonna light you on fire and fling you out a ****ing window!"
Lydia
wot do you name a computer ne ways???
Lydia
i jus thought that coz my comps brand is 'Philips' den my comp shall be called Philip!
moonwalker741
i call mine Dell.
Mr. Bacon
mine is called "somebody nuke me cuz i sucks so bad"
Paola
mine's name is smx-001-zombie
yeah.... I have a stupid brother that felt the need to name my precious with his ugly nickname
el barto
Mine is "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A ****ING VIRUS?!?! WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!"
Creechuur
Mine is Beast, and my GF's old 200mhz clunker is Grampa. They don't get along too well, I had to sever their network connection cuz Gramps would always get all crotchety with my Beast.
Cartman12388
Mines called Nancy pancy
BOO YEA
Exabyte
My preciousssss...
jE¬KiLL¬HYDe
"Piece of sh!t..."
Or something like that...
§words point
her name is carlrice
Agent Elrond
Comp 1: You goddamn piece of shitty-ass Dell and Why the f*** can't u display the image's here on KMC?
Comp 2: WTF? The monitor cable is plugged in you dumb piece of silocon
Comp 3: Why the f*ck does clicking on links f*ck up this piece of f***en case of metal
Clovie
no name
§words point
I also call her "snchoocums"
Agent Elrond
sometimes I call it: What to f**k to u mean by "Fatal Error?"
ladygrim
mine has many names mainly begininng with f...king
its favorite is fuking piece of w...king crap
on a good day it just gets a slap
TOH
HAL 9000
Agent Elrond
You good for nothing f***ing paper weight
Discos
I tend to call mine "go faster ya hunk of shit"
Tari Ringeril
King Henry the 5th
Nazgulinthedark
my dad confuses the computer because he likes to call it dammit sh!t , even thogh its name is mista puta
Tari Ringeril
I seriously named my King Henry the 5th..don't know why....
Agent Elrond
lol, no matter how fast the CPU is, it always wants to go as slow as possible.
Tari Ringeril
For so many reasons I had different thoughts xD
Real
i renamed it...PiRSquared
Mishi
Mine has two names. One for our network (MoonUnit) and another is from some random beatles fascination I have (The Ringo). hehehe
Korri
my computer is called Fred, but sometimes when i get annoyed i call it tortoise because it is so slow
frodo_dude
actually mine's
"stupid neo"
Korri
bring it biotch
N0SFERATU
Mine's called Dell which I am guessing is like Dellboy from only fools and horses so it's full name must be Derek.
Mighty Yoda
mines called W7S06
Raz
lil Raz
N0SFERATU
I thought that's what you called 'The little fella?'
zoemorn
"yourfatmama"
also my gaming nick if any of you play UT04 online
bring me yer action!!!
ash007
well i am a Trekie so i just call my computer umm computer
you know like in Startrek
yeah i am a geek
the assassin
i don't call my computer anything. except when i'm mad at it. then it's name is: you ****ing peice of shit computer!! what the hell *****?!?
that's what i say when it freezes and stuff. lol
The Force
mine's name is HP, short for hungry peacock, or something like that
ladygrim
piece of fu(king p!$$
Discos
I like talking to mine, just the other minute I asked it "wheres the damn socket"
N0SFERATU
Aren't you just.
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