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I call mine mista puta

B166ER

I haven't gotten around to naming my computer yet...

I call mine a piece of ****.

I call it...Computer

mine is b~tch because it never works for me...so I swear at it.

Mine is named cat.

my comp doesn't have an offical name...

i just yell at it. i call it stuff like

Bitc-h
Noob
Noob Face
Wannabe Noob
Noober
Noob Noob
Noob the Noob
fu-ck-ing noob
bitc-hy noob
a-ssless facless noob
etc etc...

edward

I call mine shithead because I get mad at it a lot

I gave mine a girls name... forgot which one...

girls name cause a pc can act like an annoying biatch

people name their computers now? nerds















































































































My computer's name is Shoeless Joe

it has feet?

Name huh?

No, that's why it's shoeless

Mr. Hinkleton

You goddam son of a b*tch, why the hell wont you work?!?

That the current name of my computer, but it also goes by:

What the hell do you mean I need a new graphic card? Why wont you just play the goddam game?

isn't that from the Field of Dreams???

My computer's name is la computadora

I call mine "Steve"........

Phoenix...

My computer came with a name..it's Victoria

But I like to call it "If you don't ****ing work I'm shutting you down!"
or "D@mn you"

i call mine "you worthless piece of shit! if you dont do what i ****ing tell you to, im gonna light you on fire and fling you out a ****ing window!"

wot do you name a computer ne ways???

i jus thought that coz my comps brand is 'Philips' den my comp shall be called Philip!

i call mine Dell.

mine is called "somebody nuke me cuz i sucks so bad"

mine's name is smx-001-zombie
yeah.... I have a stupid brother that felt the need to name my precious with his ugly nickname

Mine is "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A ****ING VIRUS?!?! WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!"

Mine is Beast, and my GF's old 200mhz clunker is Grampa. They don't get along too well, I had to sever their network connection cuz Gramps would always get all crotchety with my Beast.

Mrs. tuttles

Mines called Nancy pancy


BOO YEA

just kiiding

My preciousssss...

Larry

"Piece of sh!t..."

Or something like that...

her name is carlrice

Comp 1: You goddamn piece of shitty-ass Dell and Why the f*** can't u display the image's here on KMC?
Comp 2: WTF? The monitor cable is plugged in you dumb piece of silocon
Comp 3: Why the f*ck does clicking on links f*ck up this piece of f***en case of metal

no name

I also call her "snchoocums"

sometimes I call it: What to f**k to u mean by "Fatal Error?"

mine has many names mainly begininng with f...king
its favorite is fuking piece of w...king crap
on a good day it just gets a slap

Smulan

HAL 9000

You good for nothing f***ing paper weight

Sid

I tend to call mine "go faster ya hunk of shit"

Turtle

King Henry the 5th

my dad confuses the computer because he likes to call it dammit sh!t , even thogh its name is mista puta

I seriously named my King Henry the 5th..don't know why....

lol, no matter how fast the CPU is, it always wants to go as slow as possible.

For so many reasons I had different thoughts xD

i renamed it...PiRSquared

Mine has two names. One for our network (MoonUnit) and another is from some random beatles fascination I have (The Ringo). hehehe

misk867nr

my computer is called Fred, but sometimes when i get annoyed i call it tortoise because it is so slow

actually mine's
"stupid neo"

bring it biotch

Mine's called Dell which I am guessing is like Dellboy from only fools and horses so it's full name must be Derek.

mines called W7S06

"Packard Bell"

lil Raz

I thought that's what you called 'The little fella?'

"yourfatmama"

also my gaming nick if any of you play UT04 online
bring me yer action!!!

well i am a Trekie so i just call my computer umm computer

you know like in Startrek



yeah i am a geek

i don't call my computer anything. except when i'm mad at it. then it's name is: you ****ing peice of shit computer!! what the hell *****?!?

that's what i say when it freezes and stuff. lol

mine's name is HP, short for hungry peacock, or something like that

piece of fu(king p!$$

I like talking to mine, just the other minute I asked it "wheres the damn socket"

Aren't you just.