Darth Revan
Well, I was at the dentist the other day, and I was like 15 minutes late. So the dental hygenist who cleans people's teeth, she's all pissed off at me for being late. I tried to tell her it wasn't my fault, but she was just like "whatever" and "come back here". So I went back to the room and sat down in the chair thang. And then she breaks out a big nasty looking device and starts cleaning my teeth. It was alright for the first few minutes, until she broke out an even nastier looking device and started spraying baking soda all over my mouth. Maybe she just had bad aim with the thing but I think she was holding a grudge against me for being late. Anyways, this thing sprays baking soda and water pretty hard. So every time she missed my teeth and hit my gums, it hurt kinda pretty bad. But I couldn't do anything, because if I had, she probably would have sprayed me in the eye or something. So I had to go through half an hour of excruciating pain in my gums that day. And when I got home my gums were bleeding. My teeth were clean but my gums were all swolen and bleeding. So I was like, "Not cool man, fo' sho' yo, not cool at all." But that just made my mouth hurt even more, so I decided to shut up and go to bed 
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