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I just posted this on in another thread this is from "Pitch Black".

Guy:Is it clear?
Riddick:Looks Clear
Guy proceeds and a raptor leaps out at him the guy ducks
Guy:I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS CLEAR!!
Riddick:I said it looks clear
Guy:What does it look like now?......
Riddick:......looks clear

Ferris Buellers Day Off

Cameron:The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion . . .
Ferris:It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

and

American pie 2

Stifler: So Jessica, How many chicks have you slept with at college?
Jessica: Wouldn't you like to know...
Stifler: F*CK YEAH I WOULD!

River's Edge

Mother: Where's Tim?
Matt: Outside being worthless. Why do you let him hang out with that hoodlum?
Mother: Why do I let him? What am I gonna do? Why do I let you smoke dope in the house? Where did you get that, anyways?
Matt (exhaling): Don't worry, it's not yours.

GEEKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gimli: i cant see!whats goin on?
legolas:should i describe it for u or would i liek me to find u a box?

LOTR the TT

lol gimli is so funny

From Kill Bill Vol. 2
I've killed a h*llova lotta people to get to get to this point.I went on what movie critics call a roaring rampage of revenge. Oh I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. But I havew one more to kill. The one i'm driving to right now. And when i arrive at my final destination I am gonna Kill Billl

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I am all out of bubble gum." -They Live

"He snorts nasal spray? Know where I can score some?" -Better Off Dead

"Were you born stupid, Pyle, or did you have to work on it?" -Full Metal Jacket

"Helloooo, K-K-Ken's p-p-p-pets!" -A Fish Called Wanda

"Asps... very dangerous... you go first." -Raiders of the Lost Ark

Just a reminder remember to post the name of the movie your quoting.

The Sixth Sense

Cole:Im ready to tell you my secret now.......I see dead people
Dr:Like in coffins?
Cole:No walking around like ordinary people they dont know there dead/

"This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spiderman"

I was just about to post that !

"I was just about to post that !" - stormeister from KMC the Movie......

Dead Alive

"I Kick Ass For the Lord!!!"

Elektra: Rember me?

Helen:you arent supposed to be here
Paris:thats what u said last night
Helen:i meant it
Paris:and the night before?

TROY

The Goonies

Mikey and Chunk have been hiding the broken statue with their bodies.

Chunk:
(His mouth full of food) Do you think your Mom's going to notice?

Mikey:
What?!

Chunk:
(His mouth still full) Do you think your Mom's going to
notice...notice that the d!ck and b@11s are missing?

Mikey:
I wonder if she'll notice.

Chunk:
That's what I said!

Mikey:
Of course she'll notice. She notices everything.

*dog barks*
Morton - chic-o-o-o-o...don't be discouraged.
*dog runs away"
ok, go ahead and be discouraged you blind b*****d

Pick up ship crashes, Marines are stranded on a planet plagued with Aliens, with very little ammo,

Hudson picks up a peice of the smoking ship "well were in some real pretty shit now, what the shit are we gonna do now? Game over...Game over man!"

To follow up on that, "Seventeen days? I hate to rain on your parade man, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours!"

One of my all time favorites.

People remember to name the movies your quoting

Everyone knows the quotes from Aliens, that movie is chock full of memorable movie one liners. Stay frosty marines.

Um not everybody knows quotes from Alien please remember to post the title of the movie

Aliens

Alien ,Aliens .... just post the name of the movie okiedokie?

from a film called 'carry on cleo'

INFAMY INFAMY!!! THEY'VE ALL GOT IT IN FOR ME!!

true classic gag from a quality film...there are 30 more carry on films that are outstanding....u should check them out

my forum on the carry on films http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t296095.html

-The Crow

"There already dead, they just don't know it yet"

"You'r all going to die"

Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Frank Catton (Bernie Mac) to Linus Caldwell (Matt Damon) in Terry Benedict's (Andy Garcia) office.

"You want me to get up on the table and dance for you? Shine your shoes? Smile at cha? Well, they may as well call it white jack!"

Happiness

Dr. Maplewood talking with his son after his son finds out he's a pedafile...

"Dad, would you ever **** me?"

"No Billy.....I jerk off instead..."

The Butterfly Effect

this is a conversation between evan(young ashton) and Mr Lambert. Ashton finds a way to go back in time and change his past from a soon to be filming of a child pornography film staring Evan and a little girl being filmed by the sick Mr Lambert.Evan is about to tell him off.

Evan-"Right now you gonna open up one of two doors the first door will forever traumatize your flesh and blood"

Mr Lambert-"Whats happening...how are you doing this?"

Evan-"It'll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an empty shell whos only taunting to trust was betrayed by her own sick petifile father ultimatly it will lead to her suicide...nice work dad"

Mr Lambert-"Who are you?"

Evan-"Lets just say your being closely watched George your other option is to treat Kalley like a loving father treats his daughter.Sound ok to you papa?"

Mr Lambert nods "Yes"

Evan-Listen close you screw this up again *I count make out what he says after that but it something along the lines of "I hurt you" *

"Clueless"

Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.

You forget the "Listen up, ****bag" part? Or was that earlier?

Beavis and Butt-head do america-
Butt-Head's Dad: Hey! You wanna see something really cool? heh heh heh heh, heh heh
turns around, pulls down pants, rips a fart on the camp fire that sounds like a matress being torn in half. The fire explodes violently, blowing everyone back
everyone:laughing
Beavies: woah!! fire!! fire!!!

Sorry for the delay on responding to this, Stormy, but that's why I actually wrote the phrase "To follow up on" the previous quote... to indicate I was quoting the same movie.


More quotes:

"So the Lama's gonna stiff me, right? And I say 'Hey, Lama... how about something, you know... for the effort?' And he says, 'Oh there won't be any money... but on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness'. So I got that going for me... which is nice."

-Caddyshack


"No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone."
"The red zone has always been for loading."
"Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading."
"Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone!"
"Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!"

-Airplane!

Just remember to mark it next time

well i gotta lot of em


here is one i like


LOTR TTT

LEGOLAS:
"Shall I describe it to you or would you like me to find you a box?"

Somebody already post that

Nightmare on Elm Street:

wups here we go,
LIttle girls skipping: 1,2, freddys coming for u,3,4,better lock ur door,5,6, grab ur crucifix, 7,8, gonna stay up l8, 9,10, never sleep again

AHAHAHAHAHA, thats not really funny is it?

confessions of a dangerous mind..........."Jesus Christ was dead and alive again at thirty, you better get crackin"

Pippin and Merry in LOTR:FOTR.... "You need people of intellegence for this sort of mission...quest....thing." -Pip "Well that rules you out Pip." -Merry

Claree to Ouiser in Steel Magnolias...."You know I love ya more than my luggage."

(speaking quietly in the Mines of Moria)
Pippin: Merry....
Merry: SHH!!..
Pippin: Merry...
Merry: WOT?
Pippin: Im hungreh.

if anyone has seen the punisher, could u please tell me if u know the final quote (or paragraph/phrase) frank castle says while on the bridge at the end of the movie ( the entire thing).? thx

hmm here is a few

X MEn 1

logan:it's me
scottrove it
logan: your a ****
scottk



Pirates of the carribean
jack taps on the dudes chest
he doesn't move,clearly he is sleeping
jack almost walks away
jack:WAOW!!!


LOLOLOLOL



black sheep

that rock hits the house and the frige is on chris farley

chris:OH GREAT! now i have a bowl of chocolate pudding down my pants!

david:we didn't have any chocolate pudding in there buddie
LOL


Bringing down the house

dude goes upstairs to talk to his daugther (i dunno his name)

dude:so he took you up stairs and tryed to get....all up in that?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i also like on LOTR 1 when pippin said:wut about second breakfast?
merry:dun't think he knows bout second breakfast
pippin:brunch?lunch?supper?dinner?
merry:dun't count on it

Sorority Boys...."I have a FAT ASS!"
Sorority Boys...."Look at me! I'm Ugly! I wouldn't even do me!"
Liar Liar...."The pen is BLUE! The GODDAMN pen is BLUE!"
Liar Liar...."I've entered in to the seveth cirlce of hell, thank you."

from ace ventura:when nature calls

ace: ok, looks good. ya know, you never really know until you check things out for yourself.
greenwald: well, aren't you going to go investigate?
ace: it's dark in there....i might fall into a precipice
ouda: here you go *hands him torch*
ace: spank you helpy helperton

from liar liar

what's up fletcher?
your cholesterol fatty!

Devils advocate..."i'm the hand up mona lisa's skirt"

"Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn." Rhett Butler-Gone With the Wind

"You complete me." Jerry in Jerry McGuire

"not funny ha, ha, funny queer" Sling blade

yeah i also love liar liar

"what are you doing in here?"
"Im kicking my own a$$ do ya mind?"

From Kill Bill
"Stop right their B!tch, just beacuse i dont wish to murder you in front of your child dosent mean parading her infront of me will inspire any simpothy."
also
Vernita Green: So I sappose its too late for an apolagy?
The Bride: You sappose corectly.

OMG..that is soooo funny. I tried it myself once being silly. Doesn't really work so well.

Fried Green tomatoes....

"TAWANDA!!!!!!"
and ... "I'm older and I've got more insurance."

Jurassic Park

t-rex:raor!!!!!!!!!

Spider-Man

Osborn-Peter..I..I treated you like a father
Peter-I had a father.His name was Ben Parker

Bruce Almighty:

Grace: I have rare blood type, im AB positive.
Bruce: Im 'IB' positive... I be positive they aint sticking no needle in me!

The Sixth Sense:
"I see dead people"

Buffalo soldiers,, soldiers are joy riding in a tank while getting high in germany streets.

"man, you just ran over a car"
"what kind of car?"
"a vlkswagon beetle"
"Aww man, we just squashed a bug"

from austin power 2

"... but first where's your sh!tter? i've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! oh, it's all squishy... christ! i'm getting all emotional from it..."

"... GET IN MAH BELLEH!!! i'm bigger than you are, i'm higher up the food chain!"

"... oh, christ he's tineh! i've got bigger chunks of corn in my crap!"

"... yes sir! mr englis colonel telling me to lose weight. well listen upp sonny jim, I ATE A BEBEH! oh, aye... bebeh, the othe other white meat. bebeh, it's what's for dinner..."

"... i'm dead sexeh. YOU WERE CRAP!"

-- fat bastard

burly brawler-

"Now that's a real shame throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that" Better Off Dead

though this movie is filled with some of the best movie one liners this is my favorite it is from, from dusk till dawn.

Clooney and quentin are at a hotel talking to the lady they kidnapped.

"This is mr revolver, he has six little friends, and they can all run a whole lot faster than you" tired hiker is right Clooney is bad ass

That movie has awesome punchlines for sure. Tarantino's doing i bet.

yeah tarentino flicks have all those little one liners that require thought, but are well worth the brain activity

Great line!


"So it's sort of social... demented and sad, but social."
-The Breakfast Club

what what? wheres the sun? move outta my way arnold swartzanegro-marlon wayans white chicks

"No, I'm not alright... I'm hurt, I'm pissed, and now I gotta find a new job!"
Gross Pointe Blank

Ninja turtles. "Ninja kick the god damn rabbit"

"... wooh, yeah! flushed. you used to love getting flushed, boy. every saturday you be like 'flush me, jay, flush me'..."

-- agent jay from MIB2

White Chicks-

Hold my pool

What!?

Hold my pool dog.WHAT YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU WANT SOME OF THIS ?!? MAN I TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU!

"Man I could be at my house drinking this monster eg-nog my brother makes out of lighter fluid!" Better Of Dead.


"You know Lane I can't even get real drugs here *says this while holding up whiped cream" Better Off Dead.

"when i was through with her, she was walking seven ways from Sunday" Devils advocate

holy sh!t, spooney! she just shot at you with her eyes closed!!!

spooney- did you just shot at me with your eyes closed?!?

dr- it worked didn't it?


I, Robot

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

"The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride."

"Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee."

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

"Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. "

"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip. "

Sorry, favorite movie.

"big daddy"

vanessa- he has a 5 year plan
sonny- what is it? dont die?

"erin brokovich"- (u might not understand why this is a good quote unless uve seen the movie or know the case)
erin-these people dont dream about being rich. they dream about being able to watch their kids swim in a pool without worrying that theyll hav eto have a hysterectomy at the age of *20*. like rosa diaz, a client of ours. or have their spine deteriorate, like stan blume, *another* client of ours. so before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, i want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth, mr walker. or what you might expect someone to pay for your uterus, ms sanchez. then you take out your calculator and you multiply that number by a hundred. anything less than that is a waste of our time. (erin still talking) by the way, we had that water brought in especially for you folks. came from a well in hinkley.

"oceans 11"
tess- your a theif and a liar.
danny- i only lied about being a thief, and i dont to that anymore.
tess-steal?
danny- lie.


rusty- i hope you were the groom.

i now that i have missed so really funny/good 1s.

"what?"
"what?"
"yeah, what"
"No, i mean what"
"What!"
"are you serious?"
"yeah defaintly"
"aww shit, i diddnt know that pancakes could have reactions like that"
"what the hell are you talking about?"
"what do you mean?"
"pancakes what are you on about?"
"you mean you diddnt know about the genetically engineered pancake?"
"What, Jesus christ, did i just get teleported to a far off land?"
" What?"
"yeah"
"Yeah, your probably right"
"so you want to get some pancakes?"
"yeah i could go for some pancakes, just as long as the mad scientist isnt cooking"
" WHAT?!!! jesus christ"

tome of steve

"Ill turn him in2 a flea...A harmless little flea.....Then Ill put that flea in box..Then put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself.and when it arrives.....Aaahahahahaaa.....ILL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER..........Or to save on postage Ill just poison him with this..........Feel the power Kronk"

"Oh yeah Im feelin it"

luv thtat 1

SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERF*CKER! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!!"

pulp fiction

I TRIPLE dog dare you...

-A Christmas Story

hahaha a christmas story.. to continue from that:

"Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!"

Martin/Dori:no eatin here toni ite
No eati in here toni ite
Doru: u on A DIET!!





Dori:escapay.thats funni its spelled alot like escape



thats my movie rght there

"mr. anderson, welcome back... we missed you..."

"do you hear that, mr anderson? that is the sound of inevitability... that is the sound of your death..."

"there is no spoon..."

"unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix is..."

Dude wheres my car?-

I havent seen this film in a long time so forgive me if this is not accurate.

"Dude wheres my car?"
"Wheres your car dude?"
"But dude wheres my car?"
"Wheres your car dude?"
"BUT DUDE WHERES MY CAR?!"
"Wheres your car dude?"

"hi... this is really heavy..."

spider-man 2

"To know death Otto, you have to **** life in the gall bladder." - Flesh for Frankenstein.

if ppl we love are stolen from us
the way to have them live on
is to never stop loving them
buildings burn
ppl die
but real love is forever
- the crow

"I'M YOUR MOTHERF*CKER!!!"

jerry maguire

SCARFACE


Tony Montana: Say goodbye to the bad guy!

Tony Montana: Because never again are you gonna see a bad guy that looks like this let me tell you.


Classic

The Bourne Supremacy

"Get some sleep you look tired"

Is it not "Say Hello to my little friend", "Say goodnight to the bad guy", and "Make way for the bad guy"?

I'm reffering to the scene when he was inside the restaurant is that clear to you now. He didn't say hello to my little friend in that scene. Also I meant to say goodnight not goodbye.

You dont have to be rude

Who?

you

Gotcha.

Can't be me noangel

sounded kind of rude

My apologies

I just have one question for you....are you a sock?

?

A person makes another username for himself

What do you mean someone who changes user names?

no...nevermind

Whatever

THE HULK 2003

Bruse Banner: Tailbot

Glen Tailbot: Yeah

Bruce Banner: Your making me angry

Glen Tailbot: Oh am I

Shrek 2

"Its a thong!!!!!" lol

X-MEN 2000

Wolverine: Do we actually go out in these things?

Cyclops: What would you prefer yellow spandex?

SCARFACE:

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of ****ing assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****ing fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

this is a classic one "say hello to my little friend" from scarface

*snezzes* excuse me im allergic to bullshit from IROBOT and
trinity help *then slow motion dodge bullet* from the matrix and
"what does mine say "dude" what does mine say sweet cmon what does mine say dude..how about mine sweet" from dude wheres my car

and predator *laughing* from the movie predator

also "i'll be back" from terminator

"hasta la vista baby" from the terminator2:judgementday

Scarface

"I want what's coming to me" / "What's coming to you, man?" / "The world, chico, and everything in it" (Tony & Manny)

"It happens sometimes, friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restraunt" -Stand By Me (I love that quote because it's so true)

THE PUNISHER 2004

Frank Castle: God's going to sit this one out.

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"You know what they call a quarter pounder in france"
"What they dont call it a quarter pounder"
"No they got the f*cking metric system"
"So then what do they call it"
"A Royal with cheese"
"Royal with cheese, i kinda like that, what do they call a big mac"
"Well its still a big mac but its called la biga maca."
"Ok now thats just bull sh*t, what do they call a whopper"
"I dont know i dont go to burger king"
-John Travolta and Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction

*shoots guy on couch*

i'm sorry, did i break your concentration?

"Everyman dies, but not every man truely lives.." Wow...thats potent.

<I dont have the script for this movie, since its new, so Ill base it on my memory. I saw it for my fourth time last night..so....>
Ladder 49

Father<reverand>: Bless me father for I have sinned....
Jack: uh..Bless me father for I have sinned...its been...7 years since my last confession.
Father: 7 years? Wow, lets see uh.. fraud, theft,impure thoughts,.....taxes?....Always taxes ey. Any impure thoughts?
Jack: oh yes...lots.
Father: Are you married?
Jack: No
Father: Are you a virgin?
Jack: *laughs* No, father
Father: Ahhh...So you think its okay to fornicate with loose women uh?
*Everyone behind the curtain giggles*
Jack: WAIT A MINUTE!!!
*It was all a hoax*

man passes little boy
Boy: u'll gonna get lucky tonight
man smiles
a "women" passes little boy
Boy:he doent know ur a man

what movies this from...any guesses

thats from scary movie 3

Sam Jackson- Im a mushroom cloud layin mother f-er, mother f-er

Robert carlyle- Its and easy decision boyd, famine or feast, live or die

Wes. Snipes- Some mother f-ers always tryin to ice- skate up hill

Jim Carrey- Oh wow, big gulps huh, well see ya later.

Norman Reedus- and we will send you to whatever god you wish

Will SMith- woooooooooow i am way to unstable for this Bull sht

Benicio Del Toro and dude- dude- i never asked if you had sex with dead bodies- BDT- you should.

Kurt Russell- Im going to kill them all sir.

Ben Affleck- Great, your sending me into and indian casino dressed as a cowboy.

denzel washington- Yeah, Mother Fer

James Woods- were here to kill every last one of those mother f-ers

Bruce Willis- Oh god please dont let me die- F it- god already left africa

Tom Sizemore- Your an actor, act mother f-er

Brad Pitt- we all works jobs we hate to buy sht we dont need

AHNULD- your one ugly mothr f-er

Lou Diamond Phillips- i came back to finish what i started- knuckle up btch- all i wanted was to swim with the dolfins, maybe even kill a few of them

i got like a million more thats enough for now

Well whats the worst that could happen?

We hit the water goin about thirty miles an hour, and our nuts blow out our eye sockets.

Ben Stiller: Everyone heard me say 'reset button,' right?

Daryl Hannah: She must suffer to her last breath

I don't know if anyone put this yet:


From:
"Jay and Silent Bob strike back"

"Affleck your the bomb in Phantoms Yo"


Said By Jason Mewes


Funniest quote ever!!!!!!