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Let's count them off

1. Clean the house, without being told

no2

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well this got nowhere at all...

Well
look at this
It should help



MEN'S ENGLISH:
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I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let's have sex now.

What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'll take you to a nice restaurant and then I'd like to have sex with you.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

that pretty much summed it all up

Could post the womans english
Just so we can say 'How true'

men are so on the ball!

haha, great list Innkeeper

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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Yes = No.

No = Yes.

Maybe = Hell no.

We need = I want.

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

You're so .... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.





here it comes....How true

i dont need to do anything to get some T@A. all i godda do is whipp it out and the ladys are all on it.

seems someone has his hormones going through the roof

innkeeper >

How true!

Thank you

At least sombody got the drift

i dont know you much but you are damn funny , i had to read it again .

Well, i think as of now, im going to be in the OTF a bit more

So you should all get used to me mucking things up

How true!

Thank you aswell

I get hints
(Every once and a while)

2. Anything

straight to the point nicely done

there is soo much a guy would do for sex, its crazy.

Discos - am a guy and I tend to do everything some sexy legs tells me

how true!

yeah they've kept me up all night...

I'll do some crazy stuff, but I always make sure that it looks like i was going to do it anyway... (just to maintain dignity).

A man, who keeps his dignity when in the presense of some hot woman demanding sex?

I bow to you, before ringing the mental home

Killa is real big pimpin!

Yeah what ladies are these? WPCs?

good except the whole flabby thigh thing....thats not really true.

I like the are you listening to me? = too late your dead

he's got a point, but is it worth it?

plead with her everyday, cry when she leaves, hug her like a bag o weed, don't look at other women....that....or....


give her a tornado toungue...oops.

umm, what else, buy her a some black pumps and a 4 million dollar ring...
than yes, you can find out the color of the draws....yeeeeaaahhhhh!!!