Teenagers: Use Protection!!

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burlyman
You never know what could happen to you. One day you might be out for a stroll in the park and a bum tries to attack you, or driving in the countryside when a horse crashes through your sunroof.

Thats why you should always carry around a pocket sword and shield on your person.


Be careful next time you leave the safety of your home, think before you fall.

Thanks for your time.

yerssot
always wear a helmet

burlyman
As demonstrated here:

ivrith
Moreover, one should never be without a trusty portable nuclear weapon, for those international emergencies.

dave123
you and you're animals/bums roll eyes (sarcastic) enough with the animal porn, jez

yerssot
dude, where's your helmet?

.:[Kamikaze]:.
lol hehe yeh i always go around with my trusty portable nuclear weapon shh.. dun tell anyone lol wink

heyyyerss how you doing? aint chatted to you for tiime! *huggles*

MaverickIce
I was thinking of .................different protection.

silver_tears
is this you by any chance confusedmessed

NyC-gUrL
^yeah? blink

yerssot
sorry Kam, been busy with bitchsmacking people and working on a paper smile

as for now, when I go out, I'll tie a pillow to my butt so I fall softly laughing out loud

silver_tears
might be a tight fit some places yes

Lord Soth
Hahaha! I am much more safe then you all walking alone at night! I carry Mace, poison darts, genetic restucturing syringes, a crossbow, 3 short swrods, 1 long sword, several daggers, Grandma's recipe for chocolate muffins, tear gas, laughing gas, farting gas, gas gas, potassium cyanide, a rubber chicken, a couple hundred nuclear pellets, a bowl of pudding and my antimatter crystal!! You cannot be more prepared than I!

yerssot
and how do you actualy MOVE while carying it all?

silver_tears
he crawls on his hands and knees confused

dave123
well duh stick out tongue

burlyman
Sadly no messed

silver_tears
poor thing sad

JKozzy
"Let's go waterskiing!"
"Don't forget to bring a towel! Be sure to bring your own towel so you don't get allll wet!"

lkotbr33
when u go to a hotel dont forget to bring your own towel

Lord Soth
My weightless box of wonder-ness

DeNiro
see what i do is i take a ray gun and fry ne thing that looks at me in a way were i feel unconfortable

Daedalus
A Katana, perfectly balanced anti-personell melee weapon, can only carry it around in a trenchcoat tho erm

babeyx
nice to know you care xxx smile xxx

Daedalus
Hey babey! love Everyone dropped out of the forum real fast....

I already use protection; I always wear a chain and 2 knives; not to mention my voice strong enough to cause quite a good headache (checked on my "friends"wink

yerssot
nasal too?

nope.

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