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You never know what could happen to you. One day you might be out for a stroll in the park and a bum tries to attack you, or driving in the countryside when a horse crashes through your sunroof.

Thats why you should always carry around a pocket sword and shield on your person.


Be careful next time you leave the safety of your home, think before you fall.

Thanks for your time.

always wear a helmet

As demonstrated here:

Moreover, one should never be without a trusty portable nuclear weapon, for those international emergencies.

you and you're animals/bums enough with the animal porn, jez

dude, where's your helmet?

lol hehe yeh i always go around with my trusty portable nuclear weapon shh.. dun tell anyone lol

heyyyerss how you doing? aint chatted to you for tiime! *huggles*

I was thinking of .................different protection.

is this you by any chance

^yeah?

sorry Kam, been busy with bitchsmacking people and working on a paper

as for now, when I go out, I'll tie a pillow to my butt so I fall softly

might be a tight fit some places

Hahaha! I am much more safe then you all walking alone at night! I carry Mace, poison darts, genetic restucturing syringes, a crossbow, 3 short swrods, 1 long sword, several daggers, Grandma's recipe for chocolate muffins, tear gas, laughing gas, farting gas, gas gas, potassium cyanide, a rubber chicken, a couple hundred nuclear pellets, a bowl of pudding and my antimatter crystal!! You cannot be more prepared than I!

and how do you actualy MOVE while carying it all?

he crawls on his hands and knees

well duh

Sadly no

poor thing

"Let's go waterskiing!"
"Don't forget to bring a towel! Be sure to bring your own towel so you don't get allll wet!"

when u go to a hotel dont forget to bring your own towel

My weightless box of wonder-ness

see what i do is i take a ray gun and fry ne thing that looks at me in a way were i feel unconfortable

A Katana, perfectly balanced anti-personell melee weapon, can only carry it around in a trenchcoat tho

nice to know you care xxx xxx

Hey babey! Everyone dropped out of the forum real fast....

I already use protection; I always wear a chain and 2 knives; not to mention my voice strong enough to cause quite a good headache (checked on my "friends"

nasal too?

nope.