burly brawler
one of my girl friends e mailed me this... what do you say guys?
why women lie
One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to
a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she
cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you
crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had
fallen into the water and she needed the thimble to make
her living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a
golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again
the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. "The
seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave
her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went
home happy.
Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her
husband along the riverbank and her husband fell into
the river. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared
and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh, Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel
Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes,"
cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious, "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is
a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel
Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if
I said 'no' to him you would have come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to take care of
all three husbands, so THAT'S WHY I said yes to Mel
Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is
for a good and honorable reason and for the benefit of
others. That's our story...and we're sticking to it!
why women lie
One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to
a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she
cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you
crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had
fallen into the water and she needed the thimble to make
her living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a
golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again
the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. "The
seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave
her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went
home happy.
Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her
husband along the riverbank and her husband fell into
the river. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared
and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh, Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel
Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes,"
cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious, "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is
a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel
Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if
I said 'no' to him you would have come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to take care of
all three husbands, so THAT'S WHY I said yes to Mel
Gibson."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is
for a good and honorable reason and for the benefit of
others. That's our story...and we're sticking to it!