...CREDIT FROM CORN, THNX
*** FLAME FORM ***
Dear:
Clueless Newbie Lamer AOLer
"Me too" er Pervert Geek
Spammer Nerd Elvis
Fed Freak Scientologist
Scammer Dumbass Pre-teen < ther Dogbert
You Are Being Flamed Because:
You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
You posted something asking for warez sites
You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
You continued a long, stupid thread
You started an off-topic thread
You posted a "YOUR ALL *******" message
You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
You posted a blatently obvious troll
You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous
You said "me too" to something
You suck
Your sig/alias/server sucks
You asked for chicks on the internet
You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
I think you might be a fed
You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
GO THROUGH PUBERTY
Give up your AOL account
Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
Actually post something relevant
Read the FAQ
Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
Blow me
Get a life
Never post again
Age 10 more years before you post again
I pity your dog
Go to hell
Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
Take your s**t somewhere else
Get f**ked, you pathetic loser
Learn to post or f**k off
All of the above
**END FLAME**