Library staff

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Daedalus
I'm actually sitting in a Library at the moment and it just occurred to me that a majority of the staff wear glasses. (I know, pointless bit of info) anyone else notice this in their local Library?

Mighty Yoda
it's probably so they can read the books

Daedalus
Or because they read so many books, their vision is impaired making them short-sighted.... erm

Mighty Yoda
i wouldn't know. But there are people in my library who don't wear glasses.

trouble
im in the library and everywhere i look staff are wearin glasses

Mighty Yoda
hey buddy

trouble
nai ai hows u?

Mighty Yoda
I'M GOOD

trouble
sound

Mighty Yoda
how r u

Clovie
blink not really.

Mighty Yoda
whats that for?

Clovie
topic.
i don't rember all the staff wearing glasses.

Mighty Yoda
oh well. They wear glasses because they want to.

ladygrim
most of the people that work in my library are quite freaky ... good job i didnt get the job there

m!$hA
erm i dont really go to libry's!

Linkalicious
Li----brary....


Hmmmm....has a nice ring to it. I'll have to check one out sometime. laughing

§words point
thats because nerds work at librays

sniper
no we dont, those are dorks, there's a big difference

§words point
I didnt mean of offend anybody with glasses I ment dorks

sniper
i dont wear glasses, im just a nerd.
dorks are the ones in the library, and somtimes dweebs.
they're the ones that look wierd, have the huge glasses, and talk funny.

nerds just have intrests that people think are stupid, like some computer games, and doungen & dragons

m!$hA
dork - stupid, annoying assholes
nerd - overly smart people who spend al their times in books!
geek - both!

§words point
actually Im a bite of a nerd/slasher fan too. My girlfriend thinks its sexy.

sniper
yet another myth, nerds can get women, dorks and geeks ruined our rep

§words point
yep its those dorks that hang out in libraies that cant get women.

sniper
yep

m!$hA
ive always wanted to go out with a cute nerd *droolio* theyre so sexy!

sniper
sorry, babe, too late for me

m!$hA
crybaby

§words point
sorry Im already taken mess with me and my girlfriend will kill you sad

sniper
aww *hug*
you'll find one for you

m!$hA
crybaby no i wont! only hot, non geeky guys ever like me sad




mind you im digging this one guy right now.............shifty

sniper
women like nerds, b/c we apreciate them, we know how to treat them right

m!$hA
really? crybabycrybabycrybaby i wanna nerd!

m!$hA
alll the nerds at our school are....................geeks!

§words point
very true were not a buch of pigs we can keep a girl longer than a jock

sniper
aww, poor misha, you'll find sombody

§words point
If you live in amerca I could hook you up with my friend hes a trekkie,slahser fan, and shaves hes head just like me

sniper
course im a violent nerd.
this name isnt a joke, it's a hobby

§words point
I collect nija weapons

sniper
i have several katanas, a rapier, some longswords... and quite a few other things...

§words point
Ive got 5 katans a bow some fly stars and a battle ax

Linkalicious
nerds? *points to LOTR, Matrix, and SW forums*

geeks? *points to video game and literature forums*

dweebs? *points to OTF*

sniper
nope, look on the last page for an explanation

Túrelie
shhhh we will have quiet in the library!!

§words point
freakzoid? *points to old movie forms*

sniper
*shakes fist*
i'll quiet you..

Linkalicious
any hot librarians? I always wanted to stay after hours with one...shifty

sniper
misha left

§words point
sorry librarians are middle age freaks

Linkalicious
i just want the broad with her business skirt on, with her hair in a bun, and the dark rim glasses.

Then she can let her hair down, unbutton the top button, and chuck the glasses....always a great transformation.

§words point
your sexual fantisies disturbe me

Linkalicious
nah, i just watched Tomcats one too many times...

§words point
maybe im more of a girls gone wild person my self

Linkalicious
pfft. GGW has nothing but ugly drunk girls on it that are attention hungry.

They're all 6's and 7's....

§words point
I like the wet t-shirt contests evil face

Linkalicious
so seeing the nipples under the shirt is better than seeing the real breast?

THAT....my friend. Is where our opinions differ....

sniper
i have a girlfriend, i get what i need.

§words point
whatever. besides I cant whatch that anymore Ive got a girfried. sad

Linkalicious
that's so not an excuse.

I've gotten almost all of my girlfriend's that i've had to watch porn. Most girls put on the face like it's gross and they'd never watch it, but once it's in the VCR, they're harder to pull away from it than I am.

The worst are Playboy magazines. I left one on the coffee table, because it had a girl from my highschool as the centerfold....and EVERY single girl that i had come over flipped through it just to see how perfect the girls look. Females admire the female body, just not in the exact same ways as men.

sniper
stick out tongue

§words point
My girlfriend would brutally murder me with an ax. beside my girlfriends pretty hot

ladygrim
oookkkk

Linkalicious
^ "Most girls put on the face like it's gross and they'd never watch it"

see....

§words point
thats because there girls silly!!!

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