oh my gah

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Black Onyx
(this is off ebaumsworld.com it has nothing to do with me)



True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

§pearhead
I read nothing but the moral...I've no wish to read any of it now messed

HockeyHorror
read it before. kinda stupid but good to read something different...

confused

Real
lol, ive read that before...

Black Onyx
the moral has nothing to do with it

Tari Ringeril
Sounds like someone I know.....

Black Onyx
lol

Real
yes it does...otherwise he woulda failed the test

Blind-Enemy
i definitively woud failed laughing

Real
dont u use protection?

Blind-Enemy
me?? confused






of course i use protection... but i keep my condoms in my wallet

Black Onyx
whats a condom blink





















jk

Kotaro
lol thats a nice story with a weird twist at the end

Raven Guardia
um....whoa laughing out loud

Black Onyx
oh i get it now he was going out to his car to get a condom but his f-i-l thought he was leaving

Kotaro
u guess it!! LOL what a twist laughing

Black Onyx
heheheheh

VållèjºKîd707
i read it before but its still funni laughing out loud

Mr Parker
It should actually say-Keep your rubbers in your car.A condom is something you buy and live in.sarcastic. laughing hard to believe these kind of things actually do happen in real life and not just in the movies. eek!

Black Onyx
laughing laughing laughing laughing

SeptemberRain
thats great

Dr. Strangelove
That was funny, it took me a while to figure out the twist. laughing

Mr Parker
Like I said,its something you buy and live in.big grin

I say that because I hate that word condom,just call it by its correct name which is rubber. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Black Onyx
or condoom *death march*

Mr Parker
LOL. big grin

heen68
laughing out loud

Black Onyx
cool

Sauron
The moral does.

the dad was nice because he thought the man wasnt going to sleep with the lil sister.
But he WAS he was only outside to get his condoms from the car

Black Onyx
yea i know i didnt get it at first

leatherface12
Oh my gah

Black Onyx
oh my gah hi robble hug

leatherface12
Oh my gah hi black onyx big grin

Elektra_lover
OMG HAHAHAHA

Black Onyx
:}

Elektra_lover
I was rotflmfao

Black Onyx
YEah me to

leatherface12
Rolling
On
The
Fudge
Laughing
My
Fooking
Arsnle
Off

Black Onyx
pokey robble you are one of a kind

leatherface12
Is that good erm

Black Onyx
tis whatever you choose no expression

leatherface12
Good for you no expression

Black Onyx
that has nothing to do wth me mon ami

Elektra_lover
ok...

leatherface12
Im just bored

Black Onyx
pokey i see

Elektra_lover
wow

Black Onyx
wow what

Elektra_lover
Wow im really board

Black Onyx
oh











ned brower (the guy in my sig) has alot of *cough* package

Elektra_lover
Wow i just noticed that WOW your right

Black Onyx
i know WOW i mean really WOW








wow

Elektra_lover
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW...

Black Onyx
wow x300000

Black Onyx
wooooooooooow cant..... look..... away droolio

Elektra_lover
same here

Smiling_Sadly
AHAHAHA thats kinda funny!

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