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1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

12. Stutter on the letter "p."

13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

15. Change your accent every three seconds.

16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.

21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

22. Imitate the order taker's voice.

23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

31. Ask to see a menu.

32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.

39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

44. Try to talk while drinking something.

45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"

46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

48. Be vague in your order.

49. Use CB lingo where applicable.

50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.

54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

59. Put them on hold.

60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

65. Haggle.

66. Order a one-inch pizza.

67. Order term life insurance.

68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."

72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.

74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.

75. Order a steamed pizza.

Also, say that you want fries to go with your pizza, they think you are crazy

That's 74 more ways than I'm going to read

heh heh

The funny thing is...I have done the thing with the loud car chase scene xD and saying "ow"

LOL

omg!!! LMAO!!!

them are kinda cool things to say i have to to try them like that Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!" that would be very funnyLOL

be playing 2 Fast 2 Furious in the background and be talking to the TV while on the phone. "GO HURRY FASTER, NOW!!"

Be watching a Nascar race.... Son of a B!tch...he crashed again...oh sorry, I would like extra cheese please

Dude, okay. That was f*cking hilarious!
I worked in the pizza industry for years!

lol, thats cool...did you ever trick the customers? that would be funny

I never really tricked them, but one time this family had me come over to their table and there was a used band-aid in their pizza. I said, "You win!! You just won another pizza for free!"

HAHA! That would be funny

so u let them keep that other pizza plus u gave them a free 1 right?

once My friend Kim was over at my house and me and her love to talk in British accents. so she dared me to call and order a pizza in my British accent. well I did and guy happened to answer and he starting laughing in a flirtatious way. and I asked how much extra toping would cost for my friends sub and he goes " oh, there all free honey" I told my mom and my friend what he said and they started laughing.

One time these gangsta homies were chillin when I delivered their pizza and the door guy was like, "Do I get a homie discount?" I said, "Do I get a tip." His buddies all laughed and so the guy gave me a tip, plus paid full price for the pizza. It's all about not showing fear.

LOL that must have been funny

No, they didn't want it.

I mean, there was a band-aid in it, afterall.

now i wonna order a freaking pizza

yeah i guess lol so u say u win!! and give them a free pizza did they believe ya?

No, they kinda laughed because I was joking.

I had pizza tonight altough my bro order....but next time I will have some fun and try something off the list

One night some friends and i were really drunk and decided to order a pizza. We originally ordered it with Peperoni, realized we were sick of peperoni and called back to change it to bacon, realized we really wanted pineapple and ham, then realized tom was allergic to pineapples. Well needless to say this indecision went on for four more call backs,untill finally they said they couldnt take our order. We tuned to pizza outlet, after three call backs with them we finally got our pizza.

yeah i bet your a funny kinda guy LOL is that the only trick u did on ppl?

the pizza place i order from does fries!!!
(oven baked without oil)

No, it wasn't a trick. But I saw a guy put a pube in someone's calzone once. I almost got sick to my stomach. I could never do that. The worst I'd do if a customer was a prick was to kill them with kindness. Nothing pisses off a hungry grumpy customer than a pizza guy who is a huge smart ass.

For one thing this one guy was like, "Since you guys charge for greenpeppers and onions now, I won't ever come here again." I told him in my most cheery voice, "Thank you for stopping in. Have a nice day, Sir!"

LOL that sounds like u really wanted to tell him please come back again LOL

oh and that pube thing that is sick how can u do that i mean your just making food why ruin a good meal by doing somthing that sick!!!

#3 is the funnest

That's great Now I need to order a pizza...even if I wont eat it.

I didn't do it. Chad did. I saw him do it.

Well damn, that just sounds like an added bonus, i mean how many times can you not find a band aid when you need one. This one even has experience of being used before.

well how could he do it i mean its sick i can imagine it yucky stuff like i don't want to imagine it but i can't get the thought outa my head now LOL still kinda funny side tho LOL

I don't know what the customer did, but he pissed Chad off. I didn't like the fact that Chad did it. It bothered me, you know 'cooks code' kind of stuff.

does everu fast food pllace have a guy that does that just to get a laugh in it for himself because i can imagine that and it makes me stop going to them places...what about curry places like chinese do guys do the same thing in there?

Dude, I am going to watch my pizza carefully from now on after all of TH's jokes...Oh man, we are actually getting pizza tonight

i once was awit a friend and we ordered pizza when they came 2 my place i opene the pizza nd it was just ;like i ordered it but i went like "omg i just cant believe thiS!!" and i start faking crying "everyhing goes wrong in my life!!" first my gold fish died then my interet got shut off now the pizza man brought me a wrong pizza!!! and i kept crying but hwne the pizza man was gonna say somthing i told him, just kidding man here's the money and keep tha change, they guy lhao

Im glad you changed the avi black onyx

Now I want to order 75 pizzas

Does anyone have that like 50 funny things to do at walmart?

oh i've seen that before, i wish i had it

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found it! i made a new thread