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this is the place for all those boy wants to meet girl and vise versa threads. but please keep it clean

i'm sure it will be kept clean

an empty

people will reply

okay. someone has to start! and this is just for a wee bit of fun and nowt more!!

daphne seeks canine friend to share her snacks wif. Must be cute and funny. OH AND HOUSE TRAINED

I don't want to meet a girl, I want a woman!

that cute

thanks

well mr tired hiker siting there whining wont get yah 1.

i prefer a girl.

Okay, so what do I do? I place an ad?

lol yoda you have so imagination

I meant jetix's

i know

yeah make it something kewl like hero needs a damsel to save or something.

I know, I was joking. Night silvs, I'm off to bed. Night everyone.

well i prefer dogs

1. cuter
2. more loyal
3. dont pee on the loo seat
4. dont ignore you for the tele
5. dont need to be made to give you a cuddle
6. understands your obsessions with various movie stars

and last but not least! never hogs the bed

Okay, I'll sleep on it and do it tomorrow. Tired .. . must .. . . get . . . bed . .. .

I'm looking for:
18-23 year old girl
must be over 5'7"
under 115 pounds
blonde hair preferred
Must be edgumacated good
Must like to be rough in bed

I am:
38 years old
320 pounds
5'2" (I'm 5'4" if you put a platform under my left leg which is quite a bit shorter than my right)
I have dark brown hair but its balding kind of above the left ear
I have thick body hair if you are into it but I can shave it off if you'd like (will need to be daily)
I am not cross-eyed but it may appear that way sometimes when my glass eye rolls
I'm only violent when I'm drunk
The doctor says my extreme wart problem around my nose will disappear in a year or 2 with treatment
I drink often
My substitute janitor job pays me a hefty $60-125 a week
I think I have 3 children but I may have as many as 14

You'll get along with a lot of the female members here for sure.

who would want me anyway.

buh bye

im still laffing at myths.

what would say jet if i chose you

I enjoy watching DVD's (all the time), internet, quizzes, Lord of the Rings

also (this is a big one), I sometimes am called an alcoholic and like to party all the time and I tend to spend money on stupid things I dont need.

like my friends then

cool,

I aint that lonely, I just wanted to post to see who would love me

i tried that

I'm trying damn you! lol

and glenn is it. how cud any1 not love you

hey, i cant help that i do all of those things!

hehehehehe.
well,i'm not realy looking for any one eithier,but i am lonley.

hmmm.....well ill chat here but im not really looking for a bf...on the computer....maybe later

hehehe,I know what ya mean.

I'm a 90 year old, single, Ballet Dancer seeking a toy boy of 20-24 years. I own my own home and have three puppies. I have no children and no ties from 7 decades of relationships. Is my drug dependancy and continence issues gonna be a problem?

hmmmm,that was realy weird.

But different!

I am a 70 year old perv looking for 16 - 20 year old sexy girls

well....i would be interested...but im not.... *walks out fast*

lol what do you mean?

hehehe hobbit dude,umm that was scary.

lol, it was rather scary!

lets see...heres one for me...

i'm an 18 year old chica, looking for a funny, smart, and christian man...he should have a great personality, and i wouldn't complain if he was cute i enjoy acting, singing, dancing...and....long walks on the beach

sexah dogs
droolio

awwwwww,I already like some one at school,so yah.

this is one interesting thread.

i prefer a boxer doggie


droolio

hmmm,ok,oh,and yah it is an interesting thread,umm yah.

What if we're not lonely, can we still place an ad?

Umm. errr, OK Female 24, 5' 6" 120LBs, Nyphomaniac, seeks couple aged 21-40 for threesome, couple must include at least one other female for no strings S&M. Call Stexy on 555 45676

sure ya can Silver Tears
-I think-

welll, im looking for anyone, why not give me a ring at

+353 87 7677278

phone1

hehehehehe

Close enough to what I described. Picks up phone (btw: My info was on page 1).

lol guys. and discos it was a joke honest

I'm lonely...

I am Hugh Heffner, please come join my hoes and my wrinkly ass self.
Girl- Must have big boobs, and must be turned on by an old man with a huge mansion that walks around in a friggin robe half the day, must be able to get in my magazine, and last but not least you must sleep with me and my 30 other playmates

ew robbie tht is like totally gross.

lol Sorry, Im just bored

....

i know!

....ah...good times...

*looks around with entire Pimp outfit on, and pimp and hoe crew all around*

I need another person to share out rooby racks with, sometimes I have too many for my one friend and I!

yo ppls. I'm back after a looooooooong time

HEYYYYY!!!!!!!!

rooby racks???

rooby racks??

You have to ask?

i'am back all

were did ya all go?see this is why i'm here

i need a fine lady any help

i love this thread shame it died!!!

i can see why it did die though

can't even tell why ah'm here...

hi everyone wats up???

de ceiling, i guess...

hey trouble, our sigs do rhyme... y' noticed dat?

lol ok what are you doin?

uhm... juz doin' fine things, i guess...

oh well sounds like fun

kind of...

mad

huh? who's mad?

lol neva mind

ok... *never minds*

hey guys

het dari

hi,i'm lonley

just got out of realtionship, my previous gf/wife kept dying, do i decided to look for something else.

wltm heroically minded woman for romance and saving the world

just dont ask me to look you in the eyes, bad idea.

i'm lonley

im lonely too for once

ya

i'm still lonley,and not feeling weel,i'm gonna go
bye guys

bye