Worlds worst Childminder

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Corran
You're dressed up to the 9's in your evening gown/suit waiting for the child minder to turn up, the door bell rings and you open the door.........who would be the worlds worst childminder that could turn up.

'Hi, I'm Micheal, this is my friend bubbles'...


do your worst.

shaber
I'm afraid the worst is all too common for this one sad

'chelle
Jason or Freddy

yerssot
"Hello, I'm yerssot" evil face

Corran
Ooooh that's Baaad.

yerssot
never ever under any circumstances leave with yerssot near, cause you won't see them again

holdenhsvgtsr
now this is just weird
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Baylin
Do you eat them alive or do slaughter them first.... evil face stick out tongue

Corran
He feeds them chocolate and waffles.

rusky
...till they explode.. evil face

yerssot
the fun way to go wink

rusky
how do u explain the mess to their parents ?

Corran
He feeds them the same.

yerssot
guaranteed you never need a childminder again wink

rusky
not if he's named yerssot that is big grin

hmm....wafflelot ? yerssot ? big grin

yerssot
just my regular name, it strikes fear wink

rusky
yeah..but the more educated know they can be safe if they throw u a waffle big grin

yerssot
only one?

rusky
oh well.. a big box of 'em ? blink

yerssot
only one big box??? hey! rusky, gimme some credit here

Corran
Hello we're the KMC members, we are your new child minders. eek!

yerssot
changes of seeing your kids doing something else but surfing the web are around nihil

rusky
laughing

I really think that we could make some random accounts for kids to log on when parrents leave them alone... I'm sure they'd be stuck to the computer for some time.. evil face

Twin B!tch 1
Hello, i am Sadda....erm....sam.

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