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any of ya kmcers who've been here since last summer er last fall may remember how the ostriches were sorta takin over the werld. well we formed a small army and thot we killed them but no my friends they have returned stronger than before. so i figure there's a lot more ppl here now who may not understand the true force of these death machines so if we recruit them and some members that fot before

WE CAN SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

te he yeeeeeaaaaaaaa u can tell im a hick can't ya

I don't remember, but I will kill any ostrich if it is a threat to my humanity at any time, any place, at any given moment. I'm in.

I remember that...

Me too. Vaguely....
Oh well. *Grabs shotgun*
"lets go us a huntin'!"

*gets pitchfork and burning stick*

*is a tool of the ostrich menace*
muhahaha!!! they shall be all of your masters!!!!

*looks around, grabs th and says "th man before we get the ostrichs, can we plz get raven?"*

ug ostriches spies are so obvious these days... :P

Draws pistols
For the ostrich king!!!

I dig. *busts out the ostrich annihilator gun* Adios, Raven!!! spam_laser

2guns Ahhhhhh!!!! *gets fried*

No hard feelings, ey?

no of course not

You can punch me in the arm if you want?

but i'm dust

Oh yeah, sorry about that.

not again oh god help us

yes yes again

*hops into army tank and blows up ware house full of ostriche food*

*gets out duckies* I am fully armed

ok, u take da right side and i da left side

*takes the right side*

*takes the left side*

.................*nuthen happens*

*onyx and grounded sit and stare at nuthen fer five days until they realize the ostriches have been behind them this entire time*