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Well..........Start think of ways 2 annoy him now would ya

1. Eat a 100 or so Apples right in his face Sayin MMMMM all the time

2. Tell him Jack just got himself a Really Big hat

3. .............................. & so on & so on

3. Clean all his clothes and dye them bright pink

4. tie him to a chair and bruch his teeth

(LOL )
5: Hav the last aztec gold in ur hand and hes ready to eat a apple wen u throw it in but u keep droping it and cathichng it, then drop it and shoot his head off- the system worx

wow BU that was well thought out

LOL

6) give him some tooth past!!!

Buy him fals e teeth 4 christmas

yeah

umm....
tell him jack the monkey took a dookey in his hat

I like that 1 BloomBabe

Yes........When da curse breaks tell him there are no such things as apples anymore

break the curse but replace his apple with a nuclear bomb

use fancy words

I like da bomb 1 MG

Replace his hat with one of Liz's pritty frilly ones while he is sleeping

tell him will isnt really bootstraps son

Replace his pistol with a plastic gun that shoots something really lame -- eg. confetti, a flag that says 'BANG' in big letters, etc.

Put him in jail, with a nice view of the ocean and have Jack sail the pearl back and forth in front of it.. while having a big pirate party with beautiful women, big hats, monkeys, apples and rum..

Barbossa: can I come?
Jack: ....no!
Barbossa: High school memories coming back to me now..

U have a great imagination...i lost mine

huh?

On other page JDF

buy jack sparrow a monkey and name it barbossa! lol

i can'r b bothered going back...

I'm liking this thread!!

let liz choose to rather eat with the crew naked, that to eat with barbossa!!

B4 the curse is broken send him a letter ayin he just won 1000000000000000000 apples but they have 2 b eaten with in 24 hours

Call him Hector all the time (4 those that don't know its his first name )

LOL!!!

monkey named barbossa!

erm...lok him in a room with will talking all day

lock him a room with Elizabeth talkin all day

that would annoy me

Same

yeah she just talks aloooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!

Yeah I think she need 2 b shot blowup He He He Anywayz .........

ohhhhhhh but what about will....how could you see that face sad??? I think jack would be a little bummed too.

Meh? *shrugs* They'll live

ohhh true...ok why not *goes and searches for gun*

hmmmm seemed to have lost it...u have one all i have is this stupid sword.

Im confused

naturally!!!

ok ur always confused!!!!!!!!

...........

sing an annoying song really really loud

tell him he looks like a teletubbie

W.....T.....F????shock

hmmmmmmm sure why not???

Tellitubie HA HA HA HA HA

Which one?? Tinky Winky??

yeah!!!!!!

Er, hold on. Tinky Winky -- that's the gay one with the red hand-bag, right?

**gets BAAAAD images; decides to step far away from subject**

LOL yeah...For some reason those teletubbies really freak me out!!! But I'm deathy afraid of Clowns, absolutely hate 'em !!

LOL, join the club!! Lots of people I know hate clowns. Why do people like them, anyway?

I don't know...whats so funny about 'em???

**shrugs**

They're freaky.

Anyway, what were we talking about? Topic?

101 ways to annoy barbossa!!!

Poke him with a stick Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

he he sounds fun *pokes barbossa*

*pokes him with a hot poker*
Muahahahahahahaaa

i would give him a bottle of mouth wash and then take him to walmart for some tooth paste and electric tooth brush. Oh my bad!! they did nodt have electridity in those days well... Straw even.

lol I think pokeing him is da best!!! *pokes barbossa with hot iron sword* FUN!!!!!!!

Muahahahaaa

Wateva # We R up 2 Now) Lock him in a room with a tape playing Elizabeth singing A Pirates Life for Me on repeat

ahhhh thats a good one too *keeps pokeing him with an apple core*

Apple Core I like dat

#) Call him Bosy

I Know, leave him on a deserted Island with Elizabeth while Jack sails off with the Black Pearl, thats like it should be and shall always remain

then blow up the island!!!!!!!!!!!!blowup

after the rum is safely off of it

yes of course

LMFAO This good stuff

hmm what next!! I know hid the the medallion then play hot and cold with him but make sure where every he goes say cold (that sucked)

I like dat 1

Prance around on board yelling out wat a great Pirate Jack is while eatin a lopt of apples crunchin noisily

...what?

Annoyin Barbossa ........Duh

Huh?

Just annoy Barbossa SAVVY

crap shock

shock

Hmmm... Back on topic

Yep but i cant think of any more ways to annoy barbossa

did we egged him already....

lol...eggs fine invention lol

Invention? i think not

Y?

The egg isnt a ivention, who invented it?

I read a story and there was an evio magic time travelling egg

The anser is evoulution

^nerd^

Hey

Whered u get that smilie

were do u think

Dunno

Tell me

Y not? ranting

dunno

LOL