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Just like da Barbossa 1

1. Tell him Liz just burt all the rum again then run off with it while he goes to yell at her

2. .......................

2. Buy him a monkey 4 his birthday

3. commit a mutiny!

4. me be the reason of a mutiny!

5)slap him(yet again)

LMFAO

wat r we laughin at, eh *joins in*

Jack gettin slapped

LOL
6) promise to give his boat, erm, i mean ship to anama.. i mean ME!

Good 1

send him to rehab

Jack: My name is Captain Jack Sparrow.. and I have a problem
ALL: hello Jack
Jack: *pulls pistol* CAPTAIN JACK FOR THE LAST BLOODY TIME!

!!!!!!!

omg lol they would take his precious rum from him. poor captain jack

OMG Thats one is sooooooooooo funny LMFAO

annoy jack by.........taking his rum

and drinking it in front of him

*skulls rum*

9) Pour out all his rum and replace it with apple and pear juice. And don't tell him.

lol..it should be apple juice hten tell him it pee

ewwwwwwwwwwww lol

LMFAO!!!!!.....i was thinking that!!! LOL

thats gross!!! You have a sick...but brilliant mind!!!!

LOL Thats mean LOL

yeah!!!

yes yes how would we annoy jack?

why do we want to annoy jack???? oohh, i know!! let him talk to the whelp!!!! that always annoys him!

ohhh yes!!!

10 or is it 11? ) Never call him captain jack, always call him jack. .. or jakie

12) Ask him what his movies rated


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL bad joke

He He I like da captain 1

yeah it was very....jack!!!

LOL

wateva # were up 2) sink da Black Pearl then say Whoops

... Sink the Black Pearl when it's got a life supply of rum on it, and then say "whoops."

Oh, and throw his hat in after it, and THEN say "whoops"...

and make sure that he watches it sink with the rum and his hat then say whoops

... make him watch the Black Pearl sink with his rum and his hat, and also throw in his sword so he can't kill you afterwards.

Buahaha!!

Ahhhhhhhhh perfect...and then after saying whoops drink the last bottle of rum

...Then wave bottle around and say, "Barbossa was a total legend" before throwing bottle into the ocean.

**shakes APG's hand** I think we've got it covered.

Yep ......Oh and then Give him Jack da Monkey and say he needs a nappy change

I would annoy jack by twisiting his dreads tight!!!! and then kiss him with a big wet black pearl kiss. from a black pearl!!.. Get it?

good ones!!!!

Uh no i dont get it Pleaze explain...Im dumb

LOL

Hey..U aint meant 2 agree..or laugh cry

Aw, poor APG.

**hugs APG**

Mean, nasty Tink... ( )

*hugs back*
Yay Im loved

HUGGLEZ

awwwww *squeezes APG in a hug* I'm sorry I was laughin because I didn't get it ether!!!!

*starts annoying Jack again*
I blew up da pearl b4 oops

eeeeeek!!! ooooops!!

oh I know tell him that theres no more rum in the whole intire world......

Theres Not Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

YAY U brought da thread back

I do that its my job

Jack: *wimpers in the corner* its not happening it not happening...their joking their just joking *sees something that looks like a puff of smoke outside* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! the Pearl!!!!!!!!! *runs outside and sees nothing* uh um *curls into a ball*

(ok now your sacring me)

why don't we just take the Pearl, that way its not gone, but he doesn't have it ahahah

Yup sounds good 2 me
*toddles of in the direction of the Pearl*

cool wait for me please! *runs over to the Pearl*

All Aboard......wait thats 4 trains ...Oh well
*waves merrily at Jack as they get ready 2 go *

Jack: nooooooo!!!!!!!!!! *goes running and leaping toward the Pearl as it leaves port*

APG: *laughs in sanley as Jack falls in da water*
AT LEAST WE DIDN'T MAROUN YA

*looks over ths side too* yea be happy and don't worry we will bring your beloved Pearl back in.....oh about a year at the most maybe two actually I don't really know *looks at APG* do you know how long it will be?

Um.....Make it 10 or so.......Maybe we wont ever bring it back I mean its such a nice ship

yea so thats three times the Pearl has been taken, he should really put a alarm system one this thing some where cause this is a really popular ship every one wants it LOL

whatever number) to really piss him off (not that I'd want to lol) turn him into a eunuch that would break him.

eekNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....wait *puts a knife behind back* oh Jack! *goes off to find him*

Jack: *climbs back on dock* fine! I was starting to like you two but I guess thats all down the drain now *shrugs* too bad...last night I was really lonely...I guess tonight will have to be the same way...

Awwwww...........Ill b nice ( ) Wait a minute.....R U bribbin Us???

*arrives at dock* lonely... really??

Miya : *throws Knife some where*lonely..hmm let me think...if we give back the Pearl will you reconsider?

Jack: *looks at hands* I might

Miya: hehe

But but....HE IS BRIBBIN US ...Oh well

Miya: so what *looks at Jack* so will reconsider or notwinkiss (LOLOLOL)

Jack: well.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................














I will

YAY.....*can't rember wat they wre barginin but anyway *

*throws party because jack reconidered (really can't remember about what ) *

yay................now what? *looks around* wait aren't we suposet to be annoying Jack? instead of bedding him (:laugh

Oh Yeah thats wat we were fightin bout......DAMN U Jack With ya bloody sweet talk.....I say we burn the pearl He should learn neva 2 mess with annoyin femal pirates who r a little ova obsessed with him

*grabs torches* Burm the Pearl!! and his hat as well!!!!

Jack: wait!!!!!!! you know theres a such thing as an enollment...

APG: I'm sorry I don't understand that word Man
*continues headin 2wards pearl with torches lit then runs back & grabs Jack's hat*
Muahahahahahahahaaaa

scary

it means we wont be married anymore...

So...This is more fun

^

..what?

*sigh*

..huh?

i have nooooo idea

& u expect me 2 ???

u have a point

I do

I cant remember

LMFAO...Back 2 annoyin Jack

Which jack?

Sparrow

Jack sparrow who?

Ugh...Y do u have 2 act stupid 2night

im not acting

Oh....I should of known that

heehee

*pokes MG with a stick*

Muahahahahahahahahahaaa

*keeps poking MG* Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Wow evertime i try to bite, i bite my cheek, this is horrible!!

Its gone now

It is???

Yep

Oh

hysterical

*continues poking*

Poke Poke Poke

Who R we poking?

I dont know

Hm....Lets say Gibbs so we aint on topic

Gibbs?

i though we were poking MG...

No gibbs

What the hell is a gibbs?

OMG Fat guy with the pigs

aye that'll about do it

What the hell??

'Ello!
I'm new here. But as a fellow Pirate who lives as 1st mate on teh ship Vheissu I think I'm gona have to stick up for Jack 'ere. *Draws blade*
I know if anyone was messin with MY captain I'd 'av to carve them a new mouth right across thier bloomin throught!
So why dont ye all just give Jack back the Pearl now ok?
MIYA!?! Oh not ye to?

What happened to using the numbers to count to 101? Retards.

chill dudette

*just read through the whole thing* Now THIS is a classic thread!

this is probably the most random off topic thing i've ever seen...
IT'S BRILLIANT!! and pretty entertaining

This is pretty funny! but does any1 have an idea of wat number we're on???

i've got 1! when u load the cannon stick the rum in with it!

We tie jack to the black pearl so that the stearing wheel of the ship is just out of his reach than sit a bottle of rum at the base of the wheel. Then leave him saying were going on a holiday to tortuga.

p.s. does anyone know how to get a picture in my signature. its not working.

Originally posted by *-=Fat sacK=-*
We tie jack to the black pearl so that the stearing wheel of the ship is just out of his reach than sit a bottle of rum at the base of the wheel. Then leave him saying were going on a holiday to tortuga.


HAHAHA! that would be really funny i can just imagine it...*imagines*
awww...poor jack...

you could put him through that chinese water torture thing, except with rum. make the rum drip drip drip right on his forhead.
but that's actually kinda sad, all that wasted rum...

Originally posted by jessigem
you could put him through that chinese water torture thing, except with rum. make the rum drip drip drip right on his forhead.
but that's actually kinda sad, all that wasted rum...

deffinetly...