~101 ways 2 Annoy Will~
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APirateMonkey
Like the others
1. Tell him Liz changed her mind and is marring Norrigton again
2. ........................
APirateMonkey
2. Rearange all his tools in the blacksmiths shop
BloomBabyGirl
3. tell him his hair is drying up
Bending_Unit
4. kill the donkey

BloomBabyGirl
oo0oo that ones good BU
Bending_Unit
Is it????

or is that sarcasim??
eh i dont really care
anyway
5: Steal all his swords

BloomBabyGirl
oh no..i dont joke.....
er um
6) tell him norrington is closing down his shop
APirateMonkey
Aw Don't kill da donkey
Johnny.D_Freak
nooooo killing donkey's!!!!! hmph!!!!!
APirateMonkey
anyway......................Kill Liz
BloomBabyGirl
that would make me happy
Johnny.D_Freak
interesting........

APirateMonkey
Anywayz..........
Johnny.D_Freak
LOL
if i wanted 2 annoy him.......I'D B THERE!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA vampire
APirateMonkey
Post letters 2 all his friends informing them that he is a eunach
Johnny.D_Freak

he has friends????

i didn't no that!! lol
APirateMonkey

U got a point.........wait Mr Brown He might b his friends

Bending_Unit

(i lov that smilie)
annnyy way
would killing will annnoy him?

APirateMonkey
Coz he would b dead and thats got 2 b annoying........doesn't it?
el-pirate
i agree!! let's do that!!!

BloomBabyGirl
lol. u guys r um..brilliant yea thats the word
MissesDepp?!
inform him that Liz is having Jack's baby (see Liz thread) and that she has to marry him.. invite Will to the wedding!
even better...
He's Jack's best man! and DON'T forget the rings..
el-pirate

that's a god 1

tinkerbell668
genius!!!!!!!!!
el-pirate
btw, does will happen to have a medallion??
el-pirate
because he keeps commin back to life!!!!!!!

tinkerbell668
when did he die???? a little confused...hmmm why does that not surprise me in anyway?
el-pirate
when we killed him! for about..*tries to count on hand* hey i only have 20 fingers..... a lot of times!!!
APirateMonkey
LOL

Its amazing anywayz....... Give him the nickname Whelpy and call him it ALLL the time

A BaD PanCaKe
omg u guys r sooo mean to will!! lol its funny tho. Its alright! I'll be the one defending him in this thread!!! I AM DIFFERENT. hehe
el-pirate
yes, you certainly are erm......different...

Mrs. Sparrow
tell him that instead of tricking jack, tell him that liz and jack really did have sex on the beach and he's got a much larger first mate (wink wink) and say that she's leaving will!

BlackPearl
Wow it's a riot reading these!! keep going
BloomBabyGirl

tell em his dad if really...govener swannn....
ArrghPirateGirl
After he sleeps with Elizabeth

Muahahahaaaaaaa
chez
So wrong... so very wrong...
... and yet still so funny...

Johnny.D_Freak
yup yup yup!!!!

Bending_Unit
Huh? wat did i miss?
ArrghPirateGirl
Will sleepin with Liz then finding out she is his sister

chez
I can see it now...
"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! ..."
tinkerbell668
LOL!!!!!

omg ive never laughed so hard at a computer before!!!!!!!!
tinkerbell668

omg that was just...

tinkerbell668
wow that was funny...so anyone else gonna top that??
Johnny.D_Freak
UMMMM...........then kill will

hehehehehe
tinkerbell668
ohhh that would annoy him..bein dead and all...yup that would annoy me!!
ArrghPirateGirl
LOL

Wat did U 2 find sooooooo funny anyways?

tinkerbell668
This!!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
Oh yeah

tinkerbell668
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! That was sooooo funny!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
It was?

Ok it was
I know then after that he finds out she is pregnant

Thats gotta piss him off
tinkerbell668
ewwwwwww thats horrible!!

Shes a genius!!!!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Who is a genius???
tinkerbell668
YOU!!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
YAY ME

Im smart
tinkerbell668
ohh yeah ur smart, ur smart!! hmmm what about me?
ArrghPirateGirl
er............sure
tinkerbell668
HEY!!!!! *stomps foot* ur supposed to cheer me up!!! *starts to cry*
ArrghPirateGirl
*whispers* Whimp!!!
So......................
tinkerbell668
*throws coconut at APG* haha!!!!!
tinkerbell668
HA HA!!!!!!!!!
el-pirate
*ducks all the coconuts flying around and sends ugly woman form bar at will again* muahahahaaaaaaaaa
tinkerbell668
ohhh thats good too el!!!! *ducks under table as a coconut wizzes by her head*
ArrghPirateGirl
*picks up cocoanut up and eats it*
So..........
tinkerbell668
*watches as APG gets pegged in the head by a coconut* OH!!!...err...you alright mate???
Unholly_Cheese
Ummm topic?
tinkerbell668
ohhh yes....annoying will....dunno!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Well so far we got him sleeping with Liz then finding out Governor Swann is his father then finding out Liz is pregnant.......Anything else we wanna add 2 that?

tinkerbell668
nope...I think that tops the cake!!!

ArrghPirateGirl

There has 2 b sumthin else we can do?
evil_rubba_duck
make him eat dog poo taped to a chair watching movies about liz dieing and his father dieing!!!muahahahahaha
Phoenix
err... I think that falls out of 'annoying' and under the heading of 'psychological torture'... you'd have to be prepared to pey for the therapy!

Unholly_Cheese
nah iv tried that
tinkerbell668
lol wow that was intense!!
ArrghPirateGirl
No...Just 2 b even more annoying don't PAY 4 da therapy

tinkerbell668
oh yeah i can imagine it!! Oh sorry mister turner, since you can't pay for your bill, you'll have to be Cupcakes...*will looks at big hairy woman waving at him holding a whip*...slave!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
Muahahahahahahahahaaaaa

I like dat

tinkerbell668
yay i finnally thought of one *peeks into room with cupcake and will* well...one of 'ems having fun...care to guess which one?

tinkerbell668
LOL

....anyways...anymore?
ArrghPirateGirl
I cant think of none at the moment

tinkerbell668
dunno...*peaks into room and grabs will* Now what can we do to him...*Will looking all messed up and his clothes torn*
ArrghPirateGirl
*pokes Will*
tinkerbell668
ohhh yeah that anoys everyone *pokes will in da tummy* how cute!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
LOL

He giggles like a girl *does it again*
tinkerbell668
awwwwwwwwwwww *pokes him in the tummy again* he's like da pilsbury dough boy!!!!!
chez
Pity they don't have the Pillsbury Doughboy around these parts.
"Hoo-hoo!!"

tinkerbell668
LOL

ArrghPirateGirl
Um........Force feed him smelly sox.Dat would annoy any 1

tinkerbell668
yeah..thats true...shall we try? *holds up poor beaten up Will*
ArrghPirateGirl

Wat do u think?
BloomBabyGirl
tell him achillis is gonn akick his ass
tinkerbell668
LOL but does he know achillis?? Oh well...well...heres will APG *hands poor will to APG*
ArrghPirateGirl
APG: YAY
*puts him in a box and sits on it*
This box just got a hole lot more confy

~Johnnyz#1~
I'd bloody DECK will and then watch him go Screw every MAN/homo in sight of him....LMFAO!!!
BloomBabyGirl
o god!

this i wanaa see. *grabs popcorn and 1000 pack of condoms for will*
tinkerbell668
Well ur on ur own willy boy!!! *sits and watches with Bloombaby*
ArrghPirateGirl
*lets Will out of box*
Muahahahahaaa.......This is going 2 b gross

*gets bucket just in case

*
ArrghPirateGirl
~BUMP~
The Will torture MUST continue

ArrghPirateGirl
Have u read the part about governor bein his father and that back a few pages Miya?
Miya Sparrow
yes why? It was funny, confused here.
ArrghPirateGirl
LMFAO.....We came up with a big long stroy line Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Anywayz......force feed him onion...I h8 onions

LMFAO They will make him cry 2

Unholy_Cheese
I love onions when they are burnt and cooked

ArrghPirateGirl
I h8 ONIONS

Unholy_Cheese
What about wen they r BARBQed>?
Unholy_Cheese
Man im sick

ArrghPirateGirl
Gah.....U complain 2 much

Unholy_Cheese
im sick im sick im sick

ArrghPirateGirl

thats a good 1
Unholy_Cheese
will has a gotee?
ladygrim
seems that way ..lol
~DaPirateFreak~
yup...not much of 1 but yup
Unholy_Cheese
Yeah, iv never noticed it
~DaPirateFreak~

*shaves it off* Not no more
Unholy_Cheese

noo ur wroongg ( < havnt said that in a while)
~DaPirateFreak~
No ur wronger

Unholy_Cheese
Ur wrongest, Swishh!

el-pirate
why did you shae the gotee???? that was one of the good things about him!!! (

men with gotee!!

)
~DaPirateFreak~

*watches as MG tries 2 grow a gotee*
el-pirate

yes, please do!!!!

~DaPirateFreak~
Thats sooo sad...He is jellous *cough*
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