'Twas Naught But A Harmless Mistruth

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total metalhead
i lied. im not leaving at all no2

me, deniro and bloomi were bored, so we decided to conduct an experiment in the gullibility of KMC members. and you all failed. miserably. we posted some very, very corny threads, but were still believed.

smartass here are our experiment results:

DR and Spearhead were top of the gullibilty charts thumb up

Ronnykin and Stink think about sex when they're down thumb up

Kidrock is not as tough as people think thumb up

Raz is a very suspicious individual and quite rightly didnt believe me for a second thumb down

thanks to the 30 or so people who we convinced. you gave me and D some laughs yes

and if you feel angered, disappointed or just plain bored by this whole thing, just remember, you helped take science one step further today.

lil bitchiness
How impressive roll eyes (sarcastic)

Raz and I made most of the KMC believe i was Tired Hiker...thats a prank!

total metalhead
but this wasnt a prank no

it was an experiment yes

burlyman
Haha laughing out loud I knew it... you never left the music forum What the f**k?

Lord Soth
Well, that was just mean.....mean mean mean
























But bloody hilarious laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Korri
lol

total metalhead
actually that was a mistake. yesterday i forgot i had 'left' and so i was posting in the music forum for 20 minutes before i suddenly remembered. i screwed everything up thumb down

DeNiro
Yea u big dummy i was like wtf he is back and he didnt even post a thread about it well it is still early and stinkfist and DR dont come on to later so i still get to lay back and laugh untill then.

Raz
DeNiro we really must get a translator made for your posts wacko

burlyman
laughing

no expression

DeNiro
CAN U MAKE ONE eek!

Raz
I was like sure I can no expression

total metalhead
hey i cant help it. sometimes my rampant KMC addiction can cloud my judgment miffed

and you calling me a big dummy? thats rich roll eyes (sarcastic)

total metalhead
bumped

reason:
people keep saying 'hey i thought you left?' to me. cant be bothered to keep telling bout this thread no

§pearhead
go me. smart im a retard.

total metalhead
no2
no no spear your just gullible. you should be proud yes

§pearhead
fine.

go me. smart Im gullible.


...doesn't sound as good no

dave123
confused when did this happen?

total metalhead
last weekend confused

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughinglaughing out loudrolling on floor laughing
it was fun while it lastedyes

Darth Revan
You know what I discovered today? I'm a complete loser. yes

§pearhead
eek! me too! smart

Darth Revan
Well done my good man. We're now the two most gullible chaps in all the land of KMC.

silver_tears
I hope you die Sam yes

bLooMiLiCioUs
mad

silver_tears
he heard me yes

§pearhead
big grin I hope you all die! Hahaha. no expression wacko im insane yes

Darth Revan
All it means is that she loves both of you

I'm not sure how to feel--on the one hand, I'm glad you two aren't leaving. On the other hand, I feel the object of a cruel joke. yes

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing

Darth Revan
You're so mean Jithra stick out tongue

DeNiro
It wouldnt have gotten this far without my help i enticed him to make it like this and also he didnt even write that good bye pm to me I did laughing out loud

I thought me and sams acting performance was quit good big grin

§pearhead
D...mad I will bite your head off! stick out tongue

VENOMfan
i missed what happend sounded cool tho

DeNiro
Just dont mess my hair or ill have to kill u

§pearhead
messed Damn! I cant pull it off then.

DeNiro
U would die in the process for one the toxic chemicals in my gel would eat ur skin away and if u got passed that my spiky hair would puncture ur head

§pearhead
Ah, you win! I bow down before you...



...meathead. stick out tongue

Darth Revan
...And if you got past that, the D man himself would kill you.

bobcrickett
You bastard! *slaps Total Metalhead*

DeNiro
I almost punch people when they touch my hair in school.

bobcrickett
You wouldn't punch a girl for touching your hair though, would you?

*runs a hand through DeNiro's hair* wink

DeNiro
well at 8 oclock at night i wont care stick out tongue

But usally when someones touches my hair they do it from behind and my reaction is to make a fist turn really fast but ducking and if its a girl i just get mad but if its a guy i usally hit em really hard

Tired Hiker
OMG, I heard someone is leaving KMC???? confused

DeNiro
God TH the night that we did this u were on the whole time laughing out loud I let TH in on this joke just cause i trust him so much and when he pm'ede or i pm'ed him about something he thought that i was making a plan to make him "look like an ass" so funny so i had to let him in

total metalhead
dontgetit shocking shocking you...want...me..die??? shocking cry cry cry

total metalhead
now im really leaving yes

bLooMiLiCioUs
blink

total metalhead
bye bye big grin

bLooMiLiCioUs
cry

total metalhead
big grin big grin big grin

bLooMiLiCioUs
you're takin a delight in seein my heart break??
you devil youdevil

total metalhead
evil face


no no no

bLooMiLiCioUs
blinkhuhconfused

total metalhead
confused huh blink

bLooMiLiCioUs
so is that how it's gonna go frm now?devil

Darth Revan
*backs away fearfully*

bLooMiLiCioUs
eek!
ive scared someone!eek! fancy that!!li'l ol' me!!angel

total metalhead
eek! thumb up

bLooMiLiCioUs
this calls for a celebration!!eek!

silver_tears
you know I'm secretly in lust with you drool

Mr. Bacon
lol

DeNiro
sam and i are sly
evil face

total metalhead
yes damn straight

...but now our little experiment is over, im afraid i gotta go back to trying to destroy you again D sad

its what i was put on the earth to do happy

total metalhead
i knew you wouldnt resist the Saminator for long cool

silver_tears
that name just changed it all nono

bLooMiLiCioUs
i thought it was supposed to be chocolate Sam??eek!

silver_tears
*turns head* but hey if that's the case shifty

total metalhead
no Solid Sam happy

total nettlehead
seeing as everyone is now copying my stupid idea, i just thought id bump this to remind everyone how the 'Im Leaving' thing is really done cool




wow...i just realised im a total loser

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