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You know what to do write down things you could say or do to annoy sauron

1.Destroy his ring?



...ok thats one...100 to go.

2- ask him to play eye spy, emphasise on the word eye.

3. Give him some eye drops: say he looks like he's got alergies...dry scratchy eye...

When he returns to mordor as a spirit, tell him he looks paler than usual

5. Ask him if he wants any lembas.

Tell him black is so last age, 'whites all the rage this age' 'after all, it worked for gandalf'

ask him to go for a walk

give him the name of a good plastic surgeon

Brag that he was beaten by a 3 ft Hobbit

audition for the newest star wars film?

lick him

LOL..

start singing very loudily and out of tune!

ME.

tell him he has nice eyes

kick him in the eye

LOL

Oh i got another, throw sand in his eye!

I think that goes for both Saurons

"I am sorry, but honestly, I've been dying to ask this, do maias get red eye?"

Where's your Ring?

19. WHY"D you put a freakin' door to the crack of DOOM! how stupid!!

Give him sunglasses

Toss magnets at him in the most embarrasing of areas and keep score as you do so !

ask him if he has had his annual check up at the eye doctor yet

Ask if he and Wiki have safe sex.

tell him you like blue eyes better

25.Poke him in the eye

"Hey, where's your finger?"

ask him to pull your finger

Whenever something in barud-dur gets broken, quickly usher him away saying 'you dont want a repeat of the last time do you'

Perfect.

I'll say...have Peter Jackson make him look like an idiot by giving him a "lighthouse" effect. Then, to make him look like MORE of an idiot, allow Sauron to see the Hobbits but completely ignore them.

30. Give him a hug

I like hugs

Feceman- Nice one, Ignoring them was very silly

31. Tell him:"HEY! Chef eddie!"

ask him if he'd like to go walk to dog

33)tell him to always wear protection

ask if he could hold your glasses for a second while you wash your hands

35. ask him if he likes sining in the rain

36. tell him to take a shower

ask him if he's the son of mr. beans

38.
WATERFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

39.

Tell him Varda has a crush on him

40...ask him where his mother is

When someone tells him "Discos just came online"

42. tell him that he's ugly*shrugs*

Mention Beren and Luthien

44give him a wedgie...erm../

45. ask him to keep an eye on mordor

45. ask him what his last girlfriends name was...?

46.

The reason Varda never told him anything was because she saw that he was always wearing a Ring on his wedding finger.

47.

Call him Lordy



48.

Keep reminding him that he's only a character in a story, and will never triumph... stole this one from the HP forum..

49.

Sauron....FETCH!

50. When planning on taking over Middle Earth...ask him," You and what Army ???"

Ask if he likes Huan

Sauron....i was thinking....perhaps you and the ring just weren't meant to be together....let it go, let it have it's own life.

fart when he's giving a SPEECH..

Tell him about his uncanny resemblance to the tin man from the wizard of oz....

start dirty dancing with him! LOL!

sorry havanah nights mood tonight!

Offer to find his ring for him... as long as he clearly points to its location on a map...

tell him it's Mr. Beans not Rowan Atkins

dirty dance with him


Im not sure that would annoy him

LOL oh yeah thats right, it wouldnt annoy, would like that too much

SCRATCH THAT

lol...Oh speaking of scratching...a good way of annying would be to scratch his eye out! OOOWWW

*annoying*

Run around the base of Barad-Dur shouting "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER "......"bother"

59. sell 'one ring' souvniers inside mordor

51) Say stop playing peek a boo with us

"I See You" lol