Funny Uranus jokes

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LarryTheArch
Uranus Jokes here

1.Uranus Epidermis' is showing

2.Uranus is a planet

3.There are two mountains, a crater, and a lava flow on Uranus

4.Uranus is a methane lab

5.Uranus is slowing you down

6.Uranus is showing

§pearhead
Uranis is big. HAHA!

no expression

did i spell uranis right?

burlyman
"Funny" jokes

total metalhead
actually, its not called Uranus anymore. they changed the name so people would stop with that dumb joke.

its now called Urectum.

§pearhead
laughing out loud hey man, i thought you had left? nice to have you back big grin

total metalhead
well i had to come back. who else is gonna save crappy threads like this? rolling on floor laughing

§pearhead
No one...some are doomed from the beginning.

total metalhead
yes like D's threads. they always die within a day or so, because they're all the same.

Deniro thread:
''im a badass. awh yeah i did like 3300 squat thrusts in 2 minutes it was fing cool then i made out with like 12 cheerleaders and fought a whole hockey team and got all muddy.im such a badass true cowboy from hell badass. did i mention im a badass?''

burlyman
big grin

I think I'll just smell around a bit over here...

total metalhead
thumb up you do that b.

btw did you have fun in Switzerland? confused

burlyman
Its futurama blink

It was Austria (and Germany) and yeah it was good thanks smile
Did you have fun going into hiding?

total metalhead
oh yeah i forgot that whats i got it from embarrasment

no2 it was the worst 4 days of my life

LarryTheArch
im such a badass. I made out with the hottest chick in the school after doing 200000 push-ups and leg squats, but my grammer is bad and i have no puncutation ability. and my name is badass

silver_tears
nice to meet you dumbass wavey

LarryTheArch
thank you silvery sl!t - oops... its silver ***** ain't it.


u earned it SB

silver_tears
yea thats right it's always been silver_b!tch cool
not like it bothers me happy

Im_Fuzzy
uumm there are no good uranus jokes

LarryTheArch
well.. okay I stick with calling you silver sl!t from now on

silver_tears
im really hurt you little snotty 13 year old happy

Korri
haha Bill & ted

LarryTheArch
good, it would feel great to cause you physicl pain you b!tchy stuck up highschooler

dave123
confusedWhat the f**k?

Dogbert
*awkard silence*

Im_Fuzzy
HEY dont talk to the one i like like that *takes out twelve gauge*

silver_tears
awwwwww is someone upset cuz they didn't have their cookie this morning roll eyes (sarcastic)

Im_Fuzzy
^HA! nice one sil

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