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Alright, I don't know if this should go here, but I have a little collection of rhymes/rap that I've posted over time here on KMC. Most of them are either jokes or disses... Don't take this seriously people, it's just for fun

I'ma try to make it easy for your little neurons to understand
I'll go nice and slow so I don't overload your adrenal gland
It ain't about the money, every real MC knows that
'Cos materlialism's for suckers and that ain't where I'm at
Makin' lots of dough isn't part of the Eightfold Path
But I guess Buddha's teachings are a little above middle school math

Well now ya just making disses like a 4-year-old
You ain't worth the price of cellular slime mold
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If you don't mind me asking, who the hell is lisa?
Your reputation is slowly sinking, like the leaning tower of piza
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Come on now champ you can do better than that
Even half-a-dollar's disses are more phat
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Why am I doing this, what a waste of time
Oh well it'll be more fun if I say everything in rhyme
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Yo champ don't mess with my man HockeyHorror
Or he'll cut your pancreas open like an angry wild boar

May have more later

The 50-cent diss:

I once knew a "gangsta" called fifty
He was a real weak MC, and hey, he was anything but thrifty
Bling, cash, and hoes was all his life was about
But it's funny, cos he was lucky if he could get one of the fifty chicks he asked out
Fifty, ni**az with prosthetic tongues shouldn't speak
You spit English worse than a medieval Greek
They say cats have nine lives, well the world was cursed when God gave you a tenth
I should do the world a favor and poison your absinth
Nobody with sense wants to hear about "da club"
That's as useful as sitting around waiting for cash to grow on a f*ckin' shrub
So Fifty, unless you want me to forcefully subdue you...
STFU

haha, Tho Original, The one that started the trend!

Great rhymes Darth.