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A long time ago (March 3, 196eightish..I think) ..in a shrub....somewhere ..a queeq queen gave birth to a queeqlet.. It was the first such documentation of a queeq born in the wild.... We have the video if you'd like to see it..but we won't point out the tail on the tyke.

oh, so it's queeqs birthday today. happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Queeq. Have a beer on me mate.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEQSTER! HAVE A NICE ONE!

Happy Birthday, Baby !

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As far as I am concerned, birthdays don't happen any more unless the forum tells me so...

Happy Birthday guy!!!
My return to the board is the best birthday present you could ever want!!

Happy belated b-day!

Happy, happy, happy birthday, queeqer. and many, many happy returns.

No, I'm not going into the closet.

*hugs, smooches*

Open your first present! Here's mine! I got you keys to a new car that is sitting in your drive way...did I just say that? *takes keys*

I'll go buy you a box of lightbulbs for your birthday.

Sorry I haven't posted yet.

HAPPY B-DAY! How old are 'ya now?

Happy birthday. You arn't here to blow out your candles.

if you lit all those candles, the house would burn down.

Well, I'm not going to blow them out. It's not my birthday.

Hehehe. Good one, keo !

oh a day late, but I hope it was a good one. Did they get you cloggs???

Who bought cloggs? *walks in carrying a box and throws it with the other presents with a smashing glass sound*

When are you going to open your presents queeq?

I got you something good.

iknow im late but better late than early HAPPY BDAY

Better late than early?

We're well into page 2 and no sign of the queeqster. That must have been some birthday !

He's passed out in an ally somewhere.

Missing his pants.

That has happened to me before.

Well, missing my pants, anyway. Not waking up in an ally.

Did you read those pants jokes over in humor ? I thought they were hilarious.

I don't think I did.

Sorry guys. Gundy's present in the closet took longer to unwrap and enjoy that I expected. But I am overwhelmed by your kindness. And I thought you all hated me.

Do you still have your pants, queeq?

*checks pants, runs back into closet*

Uh hum! Sorry to burst the bubble queeqie but I still hate you!

Hey queeq, blow out your candles, dammit. They've been burning for a while.

Oh, and make a wish!

Phew, Edna.... that's a relief.

Hate sucks.

It does?

Yes, it does. Hate equals uglyness.

ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY????? OR EDNA??????

Don't be a dumbass, queeq.

I'm saying hate in general is ugly. In no way was this a reflection on you (or Edna).

He has no reflection. Not after I made him into a vampire for his birthday. Hehehe.

This one's playing with his life.

goody! Can I have your pencils To? You won't need them anymore, I'm sure

*cranks up ToMacco slapping machine*

Had to be To that had a slapping machine, wrestling Governour

Slapping doesn't cause enough pain.

So, what are Dutch birthday parties like?

Much the same as the English one I guess, just not so many sweets and cakes.

Just the cake I popped out of.

gundy, please put your clothes back on; don't want you to cause more mayhem around here.

Horray for nakedness!!!!!

For my eyes only.

Much the same as the English one I guess only fun

But keo, Mayhem is my job. If I don't do my job around here, I'll get fired by the Big Giant Head.

queeq the potatoe head

hmmmmmmmmm..baked potato sounds really good right now.

yes it does

finti, RAZ is the big giant head.

Where you been man ? On Dagobah up a tree ?

and queeq is potatoe head.

He doesn't look like a potato head..

Add the plastic lips. You'll see.

never trusted the butler!

the butler's drunk............. again

Mr. Potato Head has a butler ?????

A dutch party eh?

Dutchies playing cricket in the garden, the dull thud of edam on windmill wood. Dancing on the patio, what sounds like a stampede of baby elephants due to all those cloggs.

And you call this fun?!?!



(Happy belated B'day BTW)

It was a pain in the ass getting all those balloons attached to his windmill you know. It kept going around.

I wonder why?

I have a butler???? Where? Yerssot, come here.

and everybody`s wearing cloggs how nice.

Hey - I have a pair of clogs.

You do????


On second thought:

Well yes.

well, I have american style cloggs.

me too keo. Pennsylvania. Hawaii. How different could they possibly be ? And they're comfy !!!!

hey Penn state would use Amish cloggs
Hawaii - straw cloggs

Gundy an Amish Rock babe

Oh yeah. I spend 2 hours making homemade chicken pot pie, then I play bass with the guys until 1 a.m.

Cool. Give it to me, baby!!!

Rise an Amish barn rock aid and limonade day

Sounds wuvely.

Amish Barn Rock Aid. Somebody call Bob Geldof

or Willy Nelson

I don't think Queen will be performing sadly.

How about the White Stripes?

Sorry. Sting will be headlining. *girlish sigh*

as a part of The Police, solo he is boring

How fragile you are.

well at least Im not a limey in NY

Oh no way. Sting is fantastic solo. You just haven't listened to enough.

Is sting that skinny guy with long curly hair that plays the saxaphone?

geez, I don't remember.

Keo's getting old.

wisdom lingers they say

No no no, it's bad smells that linger.

o k a y ?????????????????????

He's right. I can still smell Mech after he's left for hours.

Oh yes, the sweet smell of success.

hmm then success smells just like Lives crappy nappies

*lights a candle*

I can't believe for a minute that Live would ever smell bad. Not that little cutie !!

she doesent her diapers on the other hand, well let me put it this way. it aint the thing you wanna change with a hangover

that's a reality check for you, finti.

fear factor tv is crap in comparison

Well, since we've gone from queeq's birthday to Live's diapers I guess I can close this now..


Hope you liked your birthday queeqer.