I can shoot Optic Blasts!
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Cyclops
I really can! That is why I need these sunglasses!
Abbita

EVERYONES A MUTANT!!!!
Cyclops
I prefer the term genetically impared, thank you.
Abbita

i can shoot lightning bolts myself *zaps scott*
Cyclops
Why not start a thread about it!
Cyclops
I wish I could get a pic of me optic blasting, but I dont want to hurt anybody or damage anything.
Abbita
Me too, when i shoot lightning bolts the air goes all static and f*cks up the camera

I imagine you look something like this though:
http://members.hometown.aol.com/cyclopsxmenc/images/cyclopsanimie.gif
Cyclops
They arent yellow, but something like that.
Abbita
woops, my bad....editing.....
Cyclops
Woops....

Abbita
much better

Cyclops
Minus the outfit, yes. Something like that.
My parents and friends are scared of me sometimes. They are afraid that if I sneeze to hard, my protective eyeware will fly off my head and I might hurt somebody. weep
Abbita
poor you, i have to wear rubber gloves so i don't electrocute anyone

Cyclops
Abby...
You know what we should do?
Abbita
go to a school for the genetically impaired?
Cyclops
BETTER!
We could start a band of people like us to help fight crime!!!
...but what would we call ourselves?
Abbita
hmmm,the Genetic Men? Mutant Men?
Cyclops
Freak People? No, that sounds bad....
Um... well... the SUPER SQUAD!!!
Abbita
The Super Squad!!!!!! And we should have brightly coloured uniforms for no particular reason whatsoever!!!!!

Cyclops
What colour should I wear?!?!

Abbita
erm....BLUE!!!! cuz it's like soooo original!!!

Cyclops
Blue?!?! I guess....
Are we going to put two S's on the back?!?!

Abbita
you don't want blue?
hmmm, i know! Black!! Its like waaaaay cooler than blue!! And you can have 2 red S's on the back!!!!

Cyclops
I am hella-excited about this. What color are you going to wear? White Maybe?
Abbita

Yeah!!! With a little yellow S on each shoulder!! And a cape too cuz i can fly ye know!! Yeah, i just learnt how to!! Just now!!! Its insane i tell you INSANE!!!

Cyclops
Are you flying? Or are you controlling the elements to a point where you can make the wind carry you?
Abbita
OMG you are right!! Are you psychic?!? We really need a psychic in our Super Squad you know......
Cyclops
Yeah...
We need some Fire people too... I wonder how many genetically impared people exist?
Abbita
Who knows.......if we had a psychic maybe we would!!! We need a secret base of operations too!! A castle maybe....or......some kind of big house....
Cyclops
A Cave or an underground fortress....
I GOT IT!!! THE SUPER SQUAD SECRET SCARY SUB-TERRANIAN SHACK!!
Abbita
OMG THAT IS LIKE SOOOOOOO COOL!!!! No one would ever suspect an underground shack!!!!!
Cyclops
Perfect place to host fancy shin-digs, too!
Abbita
Shin Digs
We must start recruiting now!!! I WANT A SHIN DIG!!!!
Cyclops
Do you know any Genetically Impared People other then us?
Abbita
Thinks...Luke always has a thing with fire....

maybe he is one!!!! and vampy has a taste for blood........

maybe she is one too!!!!
Cyclops
We have some Recuiting to do! NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE!!!
*cue the spinning SS symbol!*
Abbita
* cue unnessessary music as Weather Witch and Opticlops go to the coffee shop*
Cyclops
Dun dun dun dun BUM BUM BUM!
Abbita
*comes back to headquarters in the Super Squad Super Skoda*
And now, we wait.....
Cyclops
The waiting game sucks! Lets play Hungry, Hungry Hippos!
Abbita

Super Powered Hungry Hungry Hippos?!?! I haven't played that in years!!!
Jason Wyngarde
dude i have these claws that come out of my hands and i heal rellay fast its wierd.lol
Abbita
OMG!!

you are genetically impaired too!!! We are recruiting to the Super Squad, fancy joining?
Cyclops
I think he would make a fine recruit
Jason Wyngarde
yes that sounds like fun will we have to battle princess re?
Jason Wyngarde
the telekinesis is so scary though
John Allerdyce

super squad

Abbita
if she doesn't want to join then maybe....
you could have like a mask or something!! and you could be called, hmm, you need a good name

Jason Wyngarde
the sado because i get hurt everytime my claws come out. this name is only preliminary.
Jason Wyngarde
we need a vehcicle like the jet the x men have. how about my firends moms mini van.
Abbita
we have the super squad super skoda!!!

John Allerdyce
* is inferno

*

MAAUAHAHAH *sparks lighter*
Abbita
yay
Sado needs a better name, hmmm TROOPER!! It means warrior

John Allerdyce

*sparks lighter and pulls the flame into my hand* MAUAAHAHAHHAHAHA time to burn something
Jason Wyngarde
yeah how about super trooper.
Abbita

Sooper Trooper!!!

Aqua
*steals sunglasses* O.o
crap Vampy might kill me......
*gives sunglasses back*
Abbita
we have non genetically impaired person here!!!
John Allerdyce

I'll make sprites of me, abby and cyke!!!!
Abbita

and sooper trooper!!!

Abbita
or is his name the Prick now?

Vampiree
WHAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUP????????????????????????????????????
John Allerdyce
0.0..oh god
Jason Wyngarde
i am THE PRICK. tremble evil doers
Abbita
WHAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP??!?!?!?!?!?!
John Allerdyce
o.o..*hides*
Jason Wyngarde
wow ithis wide
Jason Wyngarde
the prick is here
Jason Wyngarde
normies. preceeds to throw up
Jason Wyngarde
i cant stand the wideness
Jason Wyngarde
it is just so wide
Jason Wyngarde
i think my uniform should be grey
Cyclops
I love the SUPER SQUAD
Jason Wyngarde
no one can beat us
Abbita
Super Squad!!!! we have 4 members so far....
Jason Wyngarde
it is fun being part of the squad
Jason Wyngarde
long live our leader cyclops
ScarletSpider
Jason told me to join, so join I shall. If you will have me.
P.S. Whizzer Rocks!
Jason Wyngarde
just make some powers or are you the whizzer?
Abbita

woo!! you are genetically impaired too?

Cyclops
Do you run really fast?
ScarletSpider
Yes. I have mongoose blood and snake venom in my veins. This makes me run really fast. For no goddamn reason at all. Praise the crazy 1940's! Get me a coke.
Cyclops
You are willing to stand with us and fight evil?
ScarletSpider
I can't stand standing! We need to run and kick evil's vile backside now! NOW!
Jason Wyngarde
do you need riddilin?lol j/k
Cyclops
ARe you willing to metaphorically stand with us in the name of truth, justice, and way too much alliteraltion?
ScarletSpider
Oh. Yeah, sure, sounds like a real hoot.
Abbita
but overall do you just wanna kick someones ass for practically no reason whatsoever?
Cyclops
That is the selling point
Jason Wyngarde
kicking people ass for little or no reasons is why i was born.
Flavio
PLZ PLZ PLZ LET ME JOIN THE SPETACULAR SUPER SQUAD!!!!

i could be the card-man!!!! or even better, maybe the super-absent or absent-man
the blob
Jason Wynqarde, you RULE! i LOVE your signiture!!!!!!!!! ATHF RULES, BUT THE MOONINITES KICK ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ÞÁØlå
the whole thread was hilarious!!

Cyclops
Doesn't anybody believe me? I really can shoot optic blasts out of my eyes
Cyclops
You dont believe me, Shadow_King? weep
That hurts...
Clovie
don't be so hurted.
and why did you changed your sig?
Shadow_King
no cycke i would believe you if you showed actual pic of you shooting optic beams but sorry you havent.
ÞÁØlå

my kid can also shoot optic blasts!!!!
see?
I dunno why though

Clovie

who's his father?
ÞÁØlå
I don't remember cry it was dark..... I remember a red-haired lady calling him: "Scott! where are you?"

Clovie

you should write to xaviers institute to give you some money

Shadow_King
xavier to cheap to give money away.
ÞÁØlå
Xaviers institute?

so that's where my long lost love is?!?!?!

I'll go right there and demand him to marry me!

Clovie

YOU should!!!!!!!
Clovie
may i be a maid of honour? cry
ÞÁØlå
OF COURSE!!! cry
hug
Shadow_King
can i be a guest at the wedding.
ÞÁØlå
I'll ask Scott

.....
Clovie

wonder what he'll say...
ÞÁØlå
yeah me too

Clovie
don't even think about it!!!!
i wonder what will vampy say

Shadow_King
what do you mean clovie.
Clovie
not try to repeat.
and it will be really fun when vampy sees it

Shadow_King
sees what that paola is gonna marry a stuck up loser.
Shadow_King
paola i think your making a big mistake.
ÞÁØlå
but I'm not marrying Vampy's Scott

I wouldn't do that

that guy's so ugly drool
I'll marry the real one, please

Shadow_King
now i am confused. who is vampy scott.
Clovie
i can't stand looking at him droolio
real one? he listens to n'scync!!!!
Shadow_King
ohh that guy. still confused. but hey can i still come as a guest.
Clovie
methinks you can

ÞÁØlå

now I remember why I didn't remember his name.....
Clovie

yep. that was most probably the reason.
Shadow_King
do you mean the cyclopse from the movie or the actor who played as him??????
Clovie
character.
i have no idea about an actor.
Shadow_King
so your talking about cyclops from the movie.
Clovie
yea. it is the one who listens to n'scync

ÞÁØlå
enough!!
I'll marry the three of them!!!
Comic
Movie
.... and Vampy's naughty
Shadow_King
ok whatever. i just want to be invited
Clovie
GREAT IDEA!!!
will you lend me one of them from time to time?

ÞÁØlå
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm NO!!!
three are mine group and 1 of Vampz cry
Clovie
cry weep just for one night.........
and only ONE you'd have other two...
Shadow_King
clovie why dont you take gambit or wolvirene.
Clovie
gambit is already mine

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