Rick James "Super Freak" vs. Dazzler

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Maelstrom
Da, da da, da, da da, da da. I think Ricks fans swarm her and she runs out of dazzle power.

Elektra_lover
"Im Rick James B!tch" Then he slaps her

Jason Wyngarde
then he licks the whole side of her face

ScarletSpider
He starts singing Cold Blooded, and it's too much for her powers to handle, and she blows up.

Jason Wyngarde
if she didnt go down after that he could pop up out of now where and punch he in the face leaving unity on her forehead

Elektra_lover
hahaha than say "What did the 5 fingers say to the face"

Mane
"Slaaap!"

Elektra_lover
Yeah theirs no contest here

Arachnoidfreak
Rick James fighting a woman? nono, he's rather tap that ass.

Jason Wyngarde
true

morbius
dazzler

Jason Wyngarde
no no no my ol boy rick james wins this. then he will f up dazzlers couch

ScarFace Clone
yes and after the Fing of the couch he would call her drakness ans tell her a joke.

badsymbiote
Personally, I'd feel sorry for her. His musical contributions aside, if Rick James was walking toward me on the street, I'd cross to the other side. That guy regularly practices sexual acts that are illegal in many states. He frightens me much more than most so-called super-villains.

ScarletSpider
Yeah, he'd probably tie her up, take her hostage and burn her with his crack pipe.

badsymbiote
laughing

It's funny because it's true. Very nice.

Arachnoidfreak
"Cocaine's a hellova drug." no expression big grin

bardock
we lost a good one

King KAM
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Rick James fighting a woman? nono, he's rather tap that ass.
either that or burn her with his crack pipe.


sorry i couldnt resist

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