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Who watches the little yellow sponge? I know that To put Spongebob in his avatar. Anyone else watch him?

I admit it I love cartoons. Spongebob makes me laugh.

I watch it!
It's one of the highest rated shows on cable television!

I try to watch it everyday.

I should put little SpongeBob back as my avatar, but Calvin seems to be doing well.

Not that I don't like Calvin, I just think spongebob suits you so much better, To !

Love spongebob ! Patrick kills me.

Calvin rules

Why don't you get a Squidwart or Mr. Crabs or a Gary avatar?

*Talks like a guy in the Spongebob fan club*
Oh no! Lance spelled their names wrong! Mr. Krabs with a K! You...ugh! *sniped out by To*

I don't pay attention to every detail like their name spellings. You Spongebob freak!

yeah its sad ill admit it but i love it it is so cool!

Maybe I should rotate every day. One day Calvin, the next 'ol Squarepants.

Rotate ? Sounds like a lot of work.

Yeah, that is a lot of work. And I hate extra work.

Now you sound like Homer !

You know what, Gundy? I AM Homer. I'm not bald or fat, but when I'm his age, I will be him. I love my family, love beer, and love crazy ideas.

I hope to God I don't go bald.

Some bald guys are attractive.

That may be.

But I still like the ability to change my appearance all the time. I like to grow my hair out all the time (I know I told you this before).

I won't lose my hair. My father has a full head of hair at 48.

My dad still has his hair. When he gets it cut, he always says he just his ears lowered.

He's always being funny like that.

I've got my old mans' sense of humor. But it splashes with my mothers, also.

I was always the funny one in my classes.

Calvin rules

I was a class clown too. Got in a lot of trouble, but I didn't care. Like I said before, its fun to be the bad one.

so the class part is gone now

She hasn't finished the clown bit yet. She's still scavenging corpses for a red nose. Have you been drinking a lot lately, finti?

Hehehe. Thanks baby.

Actually I'm only building the clown so I can hunt him down and kill him with my clown gun. *looks around nervously for Ush*

I have been drinking a lot this weekend

THere's your nose, baby.

*rips finti's nose off, super-glues it to the clown head*

Thats lovely.

queeq, hand me that silly putty. We'll give finti a quick falsie.

Finti's going to have a major nose bleed.

Good work drinking, finti. We should hang out sometime soon.

We were at a bachelor party and travelled to the ski slopes in the mountains, started to drink at 16:00 on Friday and didnt fall asleep until Sunday morning , the buss trip home was hell and so has these trhee following days been two

So thats why I've detected the slight "nuke the drinkbot" attitude from your posts recently...

I will destroy it

You Norwegians sure are cranky in the morning...

morning? it is 12:45 here

Okay its 6:45 am here.

You Norwegians sure are cranky in the afternoon.

mid day

You just aren't gonna give me a break, are ya ?

Well hell, I've gotta go get ready for work anyway. I'll be back to abuse you later. Buddy.

I like it when women gets nasty

Not another queeq......

Gundy's taken!!!

yeah!

hmm I think I am more of the temptation island kind of guys.. moving in on forbidden turf

uh-oh. Sounds like a challenge for the queeq...

Wern't we talking about SpongeBob?

We were. You know how our minds can't stay on one topic for too long.

spongebob sucks, Calvin rules

Lance knows. He is truly one of us.

Spongebob is cool. finti is just still grinding his axe.

Spongebob is great and Calvin and Hobbs is cool.

Calvin and SpongeBob both rule.

Has anyone seen the episode of SpongeBob, where he opens up the bubble stand?

He's blowing all these shapes for Patrick. So SpongeBob takes a deep breath and blows a huge elephant.

Patrick gets all excited and yells "It's a giraff!!" Then he laughs hard for like 2 straight minutes.

I laughed so hard listening to his dopish chuckle. My eyes started to water. My God, was that hilarious!

One of the new ones was funny! It had snowed in Bikini Bottom, and the sponge and starfish were snowball fighting. Spongebob put a funnel in his head and packed a snowball in it, then fired rapidly through his sponge holes.

All the snowballs went in Patrick's mouth, and then he knocked on Squidward's door. He's yelling and screaming like an idiot, then he swallows the snowballs. "Squidward, I was trying to tell you that I was choking on a snowball but then it melted and I'm better now." Squidward slams the door in his face. "Moron."

*Knock knock knock* Squidward's opens his door. Patrick says "Squidward, can I use your bathroom?" "Why don't you go use your own?" "I don't think I can make it!"

Calvin rules

Spongebob kills me.

wots calvin??? ??

calvin and hobbs

still confused??

One thing that doesn't make sense in the Spongebob show's is that even though they live underwater they still go to the beach to play in the water and the water is different then the water that they breathe.

BG, Calvin and Hobbes is a very popular comic strip, like Charlie Brown, The Far Side, or Garfield. Granted, C&H is much better than those. I've got Calvin as my avatar.

Lance, don't worry about the small stuff like that.

It's "nautical nonsense!" Just watch the opening.

1. Sea sponges (Spongebob) is supposed to be a plant underwater
2. They go to the beach and play in the water
3. It snows underwater
4. They light fires
5. Fish speak English
6. The boatmobiles don't float and have wheels
7. Sandy Cheeks is a squirrel in a space suit underwater

It's susposed to be nonsense. That's what makes it funny!

I've only read a few Calvin & Hobbs. My siblings babysitter's older brother used to be our babysitter, and he'd bring Batman and Calvin & Hobbs comics for me to read.

The most recent thing I've seen of Calvin is the bumper sticker of him peeing.

I think those are so tacky!!!

Especially because they're on the windows most of the time. A little boy peeing on your window. I just put a bad picture into my head...

Calvin rules

He's not peeing on your window. It's him peeing on either a Ford logo or a Chevy logo or what-have-you.

BTW, the most recent one of him is Calvin peeing on a dead Osama Bin Laden. I believe it was just a cheap rip-off though. Funny none-the-less.

Calvin for US president

USA! USA! USA!

Sorry. I had to get patriotic for a minute.

ok.. and how many gold did US take in the Olympics

I wasn't counting. I just know that the first African American to get a gold medal in the Winter Olympics and then there was the first ever Hispanic-American to win a gold medal in the Winter Olympics.

Cool. Team USA!

we dont label our country men/woman as African or hispanic. If they have an etnic background other than Norwegian they are still Norwegians. Not african Norwegian etc..

That's in Norway, not the USA. Although, I don't know why they do that besides the parents of those people were African and the person was born in America, making them African American. Stupid, none the less.

That's cause Norway only has 4 million people and they are all white!
How many black people in Stavanger?
Hispanics?

Well there has to be some.

that's not true, tex.

Ok, so how many in Floro? 2?

no. I don't know excactly, but there are quite many.

Really?
I had no idea!
I learn something new everyday!

I think that Finti's background is other than Norweigan. He looks like an Eskimo who belongs in an igloo!!

Of course it is!!
Did you think it was Finti?

uhuh, that was just what I was thinking

You know Mah, isn't it about time you changed that hideous avatar of yours?

nooo! only if you gave me a good jennifer connely avatar

Go and try to find one. I'm sure you can do it.

To put it this way Tex there are a lot of black people in Stavanger, Norway isnt aryan brothers area. We never claimed to be the master race cause that does not exist.

My background is so 100% pure Norwegian as it can be, My dad used to do research on my ("family three"ancestors. And we can trace our family back in this area as well to the 11th century for sure. This is on My mother side. Time before that is very difficult to make certain.
On my father side he got as long back as the early 12th century, his side was harer to track.
My name OLEIV actually means " my forfathers ancestors"
More modern versions of the name are OLAV/OLAF

Oleiv: nice Russian name!
I'm glad to hear that you are very proud of your Russian heritage!!

I'm related to Patrick Henry, a famous guy during the American Revalutionary War. "Give me liberty, or give me death!"

"No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism" - P Henry