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what was the worst break up line ever said to you?

"it's not you, it's me..." "i need space..." yadda yadda yadda

my new b!tch is hotter than you babe. I gotta do what's right for 'ole #1

"i think we should just be friends...."
but then i told her
"PUT THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!"

... N/A

trance>> did you give her the hose?

leave me alone?

no the police bursted in and shot me in the arm...i called it police brutality and won a settlement...

I just want to be friends.......and it was ME that said it

haven't had to ... i'm always the one being dumped

ive never had a boyfriend cry

Oh I'm sorry, I think I'm gay actually

"it just got quite boring"

"there's someone else"

or anything by a text message

"But baby, your sister is so much dirtier than you..."

jawdrop

"I think we should start seeing other people"

It's not me, it's defaintly you . this works everytim