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I'm single, and the closest thing I've got to a girlfriend is a REALLY horny male dog.
What am I to do?

Get away from the dog.

Too late.
Back off Spanks.....back OFF......

sicko!!!!!!

Er, ask someone out, get to know her, and with any luck you two'll like each other

I don't know...but i'll give you advice....

If you go to mexico


DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!

Very good advice. I'd say go somewhere with some of your guy friends... have fun?

everyone knows that dude... i still dont know why you didnt

Umm...go find a prostitute NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!

sounds like a personal problem to me

i guess if you cant find your own women ...

I believe there is already a thread with this title

your's doesnt have an apostrophe sam

or as many dots er, periods i mean

apostrophes shmostrophes...or something

mine had way more style, and originality curlers

make yourself available, try to get a girlfriend......start at the bottom of the ladder or something,

Discos - a horny dog?......ewww