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I got this in a chain mail....


The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Zippy Applebrain

Booby Appleshorts.

Tootie LiverFanny

mines buttercup apple-sniffer

snotty gizzardchunks, sounds appetizing...

Crusty Applebuns

loopy apple head. i knew id get loopy cuz burly's first name is the same as mine.

Apple is popular

snotty applebutt

Zippy Appletush!

loopy applelips.

loopy applehead

hey! i've got the same name as pyro!!!

lol Crusty Gizzardbiscuits

Crusty Chickenhead

Gadget LiverTush

i have that book well actually my brother does but i read it

Boobie Applenose

Pinky applebrain

tooty cootiehonker

John Smith dontgetit

Aiiiiiight!

smithy!!

Pinky chickenhead. Oh dear...

Can this be your real name
Which reminds me we don't know Raz's real name yet






*makes plans to find out*

cheese pie

what if your last name has only 3 letters?

Don't be ridiculous

That's my job. I know someone named Rick Paz or somethin like that.

Doorky Chickentush

My name is tootie applelips

hi tootie

Pinky Applebutt

pinky ..... that doesnt fit you

neither does Applebutt

ive never seen your ass so i couldnt tell you what i think of that one

Flunky GirdleChunk

silence Loopy

lol

at least none of you are dorky

omg

thats brilliant

my dads name is squeezit chickentosh

haha

Never

Did you you know your KMC name is Tootie Girdlehead

you know...i think thats probably better than total metalhead

applebutt!

dont even start

lol

my kmc name is loony bubblemouth ( have 3 letters in my last name so i used the 3rd instead of 4th)

my old kmc name is crusty bubblechunks