My name is Loopy Applechunks

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burlyman
I got this in a chain mail....


The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

LanceWindu
Zippy Applebrain

Daedalus
Booby Appleshorts.

VENOMfan
Tootie LiverFanny

tigida_tigida
mines buttercup apple-sniffer

snlovergirl
snotty gizzardchunks, sounds appetizing...

silver_tears
Crusty Applebuns messed

§pearhead
loopy apple head. no expression i knew id get loopy cuz burly's first name is the same as mine.

burlyman
Apple is popular

pixie1
snotty applebutt

Iirima
Zippy Appletush!

Corran
loopy applelips.

Twin B!tch 2
loopy applehead laughing out loud

Twin B!tch 2
hey! i've got the same name as pyro!!! eek!

Linkalicious
lol Crusty Gizzardbiscuits

dave123
Crusty Chickenhead happy

BunnyWolf
no expression Gadget LiverTush confused

jacksparrow22
i have that booksmokin' well actually my brother does but i read itlaughing out loud

Phoenix
Boobie Applenose big grin

burlyman
laughing out loud

Twin B!tch 1
Pinky applebrain

bLooMiLiCioUs
tooty cootiehonkerlaughing out loudlaughingrolling on floor laughing

burlyman
laughing out loudlaughing out loud

Raz
John Smith dontgetit

bLooMiLiCioUs
blink

burlyman
no expression

Raz
Aiiiiiight! wacko

jacksparrow22
laughing out loud

bLooMiLiCioUs
smithy!!eek!

Ahnold
Pinky chickenhead. Oh dear...

silver_tears
Can this be your real name eek!
Which reminds me we don't know Raz's real name yet shifty






*makes plans to find out* ninja

Korri
cheese pie

§pearhead
what if your last name has only 3 letters?

burlyman
Don't be ridiculous stick out tongue

§pearhead
That's my job. I know someone named Rick Paz or somethin like that.

Sir Bob III
Doorky Chickentush

My name is tootie applelips

Sir Bob III
hi tootie

total metalhead
Pinky Applebutt miffed

Sir Bob III
pinky ..... that doesnt fit you

total metalhead
neither does Applebutt no

Sir Bob III
ive never seen your ass so i couldnt tell you what i think of that one

burlyman
eek! laughing out loud

Dogbert
Flunky GirdleChunk What the f**k?

total metalhead
silence Loopy mad

Sir Bob III
lol

Sir Bob III
at least none of you are dorky

total metalhead
omg laughing out loud

thats brilliant yes

Sir Bob III
my dads name is squeezit chickentosh

burlyman
haha laughing out loud

burlyman
Never eek!

Did you you know your KMC name is Tootie Girdlehead What the f**k?

total metalhead
you know...i think thats probably better than total metalhead yes

bLooMiLiCioUs
eek! applebutt!eek!

total metalhead
roll eyes (sarcastic) dont even start

Sir Bob III
lol

Sir Bob III
my kmc name is loony bubblemouth ( have 3 letters in my last name so i used the 3rd instead of 4th)

my old kmc name is crusty bubblechunks

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