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Thought the ladies might appreciate this


Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ...... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ...... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ....... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ....... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ...... Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ....... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

i like

lol

I surely agree

there's some you shouldn't get yet.

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im surprisingly mature for my age so i get them all thankyou very much!

Was directed at little Miss Misha

oh

you mean like these ones? its strange how young and immature you think i am!

nah I meant the Popcorn one

i missed that one
well i still understand!
its funny coz its the same with heapsa members (mainly the girls who are round 17-20ish) they talk to me then later theyll be like 'woah mich ur really mature' an im like diva i know!

There will be a comeback thread, trust me.

.....................there beter not be!!!!

right.

and so there is
took things into your own hands how funny

Somebody had to.

and it just had to be you
lol

funny...heh...

im just waiting for the battle of the sexes action to start

nice

Yeah, it all seems to be true, and it fits in that I boycott how unbalanced both genders really are anyway!

men....Hmmm

first thing men are RATS!
they use you to make themselves feel gud thrn when then done tey kick ya to the curb without a second glance.

"Men are like ...... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them."


Yes! Women need to read this one untill it sinks into their freaking heads!

I was watching divorce court and there was these two people who wanted be separated. The husband gave his wife rings before they got marry. Once she sigh the sheet that said they are marry he gave her a set of rules.

1) What ever I say goes...PERIOD!!!!
2) i have sex when every I want it.......(He called her from her job and told her she has to be at the house in five minutes to give him sex)
3) no talking back.
4) Stay home and watch the kids
5) You have to have a job
6) you must clean the house
7) you cant ride with me.
8) when im out you have to stay home.
golden rule: If you any questions look at rule number one.

The sad thing about is that she pays the bills. she works. he dosnt. He had a female judge...he really excepted to win. He wanted his rings back. The judge ask him why did you give them to her. He said to lure her in. And hes going to do that to another women. He teaches his daughter to listen to her future husband rules and his son that he controls the women the women doesnt control him. He want women to go back to the old times.

Woah princess, sounds like you've been hurt quite badly, we're not all bad.