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Whant someone killed? Ill do it for you. Tell who and Ill name my price

sounds alright ill have to remember that but i like to do it myself howeva i do want Jade Lam killed

Bill Gates and the President of the USA.

and Tony Blair

Britne Spears

I'd like Snakehead taken out

Its gonna be hard to take out the best assassian in the world

Oh no I think the CIA saw that post. I'm a dead man!

that will be $10000 please. *kills britney with sniper rifle*

Done. That be 10,000 dollars

Corporate America is dead! Oh no! *hands over 10,000*

Im the most skilled assassian in the world. Call me If you need me.

Hey, you asked for it to be done.

*takes aim at snakehead's head with a dragunov sniper rifle, then calls him on the cell phone*

"Mister assasin...do you value u'r life ?"

you cant kill me. I was given a titianiam skeloten as a military project the bullets wont penetrate past my skin. *pulls out chinnese stars and slings them at rusky*

Nice history.

blocks the stars with the rifle, then takes out a bazooka...

*pulls out twin desert eagles and shoots rusky half a dozen times beteen the eyes*

mwahahaha.... *points at titanium skull, yelling: Vietnam B***h !! *

Thank you, You probally havent ever heard of "weapon x" . Its a highly classifed program to create the ultimate assassian. I volentired for the program because I was already a top notch sniper and hit man for the goverment. But Im now on the NSAs most wanted list.

hysterical

ohh rusky you were the second testee in in project:weapon x *pulls out katana*

You know, If I hadent escaped from the military base I would have been sent to assassinate saddam hussin.

I would like you to kill...hm...USHER

done. $10,000 please.

im the assassin, you stole my work