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I was mentioned!

how sweet

we love you too irene and youre not old no2

you're just 'ripe'

*is one of five to get a love smilie* in_love i only wish i'd known you the entire year

you know every minuite your on the kmc I sucks your brain energy away.

***** schmoll

course hug

*feels left out* http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/cry.gif

I made Irene's list, I must be a beautiful person!

It's been a WILD year!

people are like wine the get better as the age

* Hugs Ireneness and gives her a big smooch *

I only just met you John cryhug

your not getting old

I met you exactly a year ago

naughty

eerright back atcha, sweetheart

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/hug.gifit's ok

so sweetie... who/what brought you here?

My best friend at the time
shadow_angel, she doesnt come here anymore

Yay Irene

Hey Irene! I just made the biggest mistake I could have made!

I told Chanel I still Loved her, and I was shot down! Yay for me!

dana

omg and I forgot you kill me now hug

cry don't worry hug

*pats head* very good sweetie

thanks hun

Yeah you should be ashamed Just kidding, congrats on the year Irene hug

*pokes Irene* congrads

thanks sweeties droolio

your days up baby cakes.... its tomorrow here

One whole year already!?!

hug


























*Whilst hugging notices unsightly saggy old lady back skin!*
winkiss

*notices Texy's beer gut*

Love you doll!

Wow....scary....1 whole year...

good going Irene

one year and over 46,000 posts

Congrats

I just looked at my post total at random, and before this post I had 6868 posts.... strange...

Yes Irene, it is NOWHERE near your gorguess post total.

kiss my ass baby droolio

Nope, I'm fine Irene, I don't need to kiss ass where I'm at.

Now maybe YOU....

Crazy! Congrats. droolio

hey babe

cry what about me?









Congrats, hun hug

....... Riiiiight....
Anyways, congrats on your 365th day here

I hate you too cry

you know I love you droolio

come back home cry

oh god you too of course hug

I love you way more than sam Nivek

oh well in that case I lover you very very much

Sam doesn't hold a candle to you, my only love

ummmm is there a point to that

I noticed I'm not on the list. *goes and burns all the love letters and pictures Silver sent me* bawling

pictures of who droolio

hug

A year...wow. And I'll be coming up on the year mark in a few months...

bawling

I feel loved! cry Thanks Irene! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love52.gif

C'mon Silvs, just because your friend doesn't like me anymore for silly reasons I will never understand doesn't mean you can't put me on the list. Communicating for a year on kmc has got to be worth something. bawling

damn right

Oh ffs I forgot
I left out a bunch of people

And for your info we haven't talked in forever

So will you put me on the list?

what's so important about the list

*belatedly* I just realized I was on said list

*poke*

Because half those people are my friends too. I haven't talked to DeNiro for months, but I know he considers me a bro anyways. I'd be on his list. You'd be on my list, so would LB even after all was said and done. I've had times with you Silvs. I'm your friend whether you like it or not, so there!

*cough-cough*

Hey is it raining outside!?

I don't know but I'm gonna get drunk to cope with the rejection Silvs has put upon me. bawling

Me too! i thought she was my sister...

I shall get drunk with shots of jose cuervo and strawberry daqueris

Hey Captain Claudia, how have you been?

*poke*

omg CC how I've missed you cry

Everyone loves TOH! hug

Just like everyone loves Irene! hug

Hello Tired Hiker I have been very well thank you, I have been Spending many a days in Mexico. The Party Cities of Mexico, It has been Swell.

How have you been old chap!?

I see little Tired Hiker hasnt been getting any action.

drooliohug

Sistah!

long time no speak

I've missed Ya too :smoke:

Actually, in all honesty, I got laid last Wednesday morning. And yes, she was a girl, and yes, she was of age, and yes, she was hot, and yes, I didn't even have to get her drunk or hypnotize her, thank you very much!

any sex romps lately naughty

hahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!

good for you, young man....but unfortunately your grandmother doesnt count.

ohhhh!

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love58.gif
hug

omg thats so cute

hehehe

maybe...............

what about you sistah!?

mm-rawr!

Skank!

how I love the mall

Nasty Loose Wench!!!!!

Abercrombie!!!!

sexy men!!!!!

visual orgasms!!!!!

The mall kicks ASS!!!!!

omg yea droolio the salespeople are walking sex bombs

Oh yeah, I work for Ambercrombie.

I clean their toilets.

ahahahahahahhahahaha!

Then I give them secret tips on how to look sexy. They just never seem to take me seriously. Maybe it's the plunger in my hand or something, I don't know.

I wanna molest one of them in a changing room

Oh my god. That just reminds me of 'Bad Santa.' Oh my god. Have you seen that part? It's bad. Very bad.

I havent seen the movie

Neither've I....

Okay, to make a long story short, Billy Bob is dressed as Santa and he's having sex with a woman in a dressing room. The camera shot cuts back and forth to John Ritter's face as he's shocked listening to them. He's like the store manager or something, and then back to Billy Bob and his lover's feet. All you can see are their feet and lower legs mind you, and they are obviously doing it dogging style, so you think. Then, you can hear Billy Bob say . . .. ... "You're not gonna crap right for a week."

The most disturbing part is that it took places in the "large womens" department! puke

Oh yeah, I forgot about that part.

Shame on you for forgetting something like that! nono

I feel sick now

Spank me.

Yes, Mattex, do go on

What's a Mattex? Is that like a maxipad?

That's Tex's name according to Irene.

Milla actually, I use it when I remember it

Oh, so it is like a maxipad! jk

Who's Milla? Oh, you mean Milyana. I don't know why she never liked her real name. It's soooooo awesome. Oh well. *sighs* Did I mention I'm drinking beer?

Now you did.

I'd rather molest men in the dressing room than watch bad santa.

Damn, it's gonna suck when I'm out of beer. I have a lot of trouble to get into tonight and I only have four beers left.

Call the Emergency Beer Drinking Trouble Making Hotline! 1-800-GET- BEER

make your own beer!!!!

yeast! yeast!

I'd rather be molested in the dressing room than watch bad santa. So, CC, what are you doing later? naughty

*leaves*

I wasn't mentioned cry

I may have to drink my house mate's beer and then replace it tomorrow.

Me neither! bawling

This thread changed from Irene's 1-year anniversary to A dressroom molesting beerathon. shock

paint my fingernails......pink!

yes I am a naughty one

We share each others pain cry

yes, how in the hell did that happen!?

cry

OTF

Irene dont cry!!!

for all is good, we get to molest abercrombie men and a man who fixes toilets!

Ah! it's the Tex!

*runs*

Luckily I'm not getting older

I dont do janitors baby
However salespeople naughty

Yeah, that's what they all say.

Woooooo!!!

no female salespeople though

away with you skanks, away!

ABERCROMBIE MEN ARE OFFICIAL PROPERTY OF SILVER TEARS AND CAPTAINCLAUDIA, ANYBODY ELSE WHO TOUCHES ABERCROMBIE MEN WILL BE PUNISHED UNDER FEDERAL LAW.

Janitors r hot!

All dirty and underpaid! drool

whip

DO YOU WANNA MESS!?

DO YOU-

WANT TO MESS-

WITH US-

PUNK!?

*touches self* Ohhh yeah baby!

Everybody knows ABERCROMBIE MEN are closet homosexuals.

Shame they have to put themselves off the market like that! droolio

hE IS TOUCHING LITTLE TIRED HIKER!!!

it expands, it expands.

drool

I wonder if it's a big closet. There sure are a lot of them.

Originally posted by Tex
Everybody knows ABERCROMBIE MEN are closet homosexuals.

then it will be a challenge!

I challenge I will enjoy greatly

*bows gracefully*

Has anyone seen that closet homosexual Abercrombie MADTV skit?

It's hilarious!

damn it, I missed that!

Did anybody see the latest Newlyweds episode!?

Have you tasted parts of this market Texxy? droolio

Eeewww w, it's spitting all over me!

I missed Newlyweds on purpose!

What the ****...

I don't have TV anymore. Shame on me.

YES Shame on you indeed, as a punishment you will get spanked by a sexy abercrombie model.

Meanwhile silver and I will watch and pretend the model is spanking us.......

so many people are saying that - i'm starting to wonder if i should change my name back if it' still avaliable,that is.....

I feel honuored to be there Irene i lover you