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i made this thread so that ppl can post those "u might be an red neck if.." jokes like this one u might be an red neck if ur online and one of those shoot the target and win an prize bannors come up and u go get ur 22

if.....you vote Bush!

I'm such a hot biatch! diva

lol good one tex

does anyone have anymore like this one u might be an red neck if u go over next door and ask for an shovel so u can paddle ur boat up stream

lol i don't care who u r that was funny

why do you say "an" when it should be "a"

i forgot now do u have a red neck joke or not?

He probably just messed up...

im an girl

bingabonga do u know any" u might be an red neck if....." jokes?

i don't know any

does anyone here have an "u might be a red neck if......" joke if so plz post the joke

raven u can make some up if u want to

You're probably a redneck if...

may i help u moo cow

i'm not good at bashing ethnic groups

im an red neck an i love those "u might be a red neck if..."jokes

does anyone know an good "u might be a red neck if....." joke?

i cant think of any at the moment

if you own a gun, damn yanks

sr did u read the ones i posted?

uhm....rednecks dont usually call themselves rednecks

im rare

im an rare red neck

really? where do you live?

You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.

arkansas! where do u live?

i agree im an red neck and i think jeff foxworthy is very funny

Good old Jeff Foxworthy. In honor of his Red NEck Jokes I put a few of his best all by Jeff the man himself

You might be a redneck if

There are four pairs of pants and three squirrles hanging from your clothsline.

You think the phrase "Chicken Out" means one of your pets escaped.

You think the "six to ten pounds" on the side of a pampers box means how much the daiper will hold.

The cockroaches left a not saying. :Clean up this place"

You hold a frog and it worrys about getting warts.

You ever lost your wife in a poker game.

You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.

lol good ones by jeff foxworthy

oops

lol

ya might be a redneck if you shoot squirrels out of the trees to defend your pecans

lol

Did you see that movie? That was pretty funny.

My mama ate a sandwich, "initiate" another one.

"Aorta" mow the lawn.

You might be a Red Neck if your family Tree Doesn't Fork.

-Jeff Foxworthy

lol

You might be a redneck if your TV sits on top of your old, broken TV.

lol

how about you might be a redneck if you mow your lawn an find more than three cars you could have swore you got rid of

You might be a redneck if you have twenty children all named "Cletus" irrespective of gender.

Thats not very nice you know, I AM a redneck.

lol

Originally posted by champion's thread title
u might be an red neck if........


Nice use of irony there.

You might be a redneck if you have joined a white supremacist movement and listen to and enjoy country music

- You might be a redneck if 5th grade is your senior year.
- You might be a redneck if you hear one of your family members telling you: "Com'n 'ere an' look'a this bafore a'flush it"
- You might be a redneck if you own at least one spit bucket.

you might be a redneck if you make a thread like this.

you might be a redneck if you think "yeehaw" should be placed in the dictionary.

If you use 'an' before words that begin with a consenant.

Originally posted by champion
im an red neck an i love those "u might be a red neck if..."jokes You really are just sad to watch///

hay stop making fun of my threads!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Thats not very nice you know, I AM a redneck. ICP are terrible

Originally posted by champion
hay stop making fun of my threads!
Hay?

I see no hay...or no horses for that matter

if.....you have a car on blocks in your front yard.

.... ether tell a redneck joke or quit insulting ppl slipknot