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Are you old? Do you need a place to say? Well stay here at KMC nursing home center, complete with daily activities, food, and your own apartments.

IRENE you got yourself a home, babe

daily activities Irene loves bingo

We have the finest bingo in town.

weres my pruns!?

what?

*checks in*

Yay a customer. *walks slowly on walker*

I want my prune juice!

*walks in slowly*
*walks up to desk and pounds my fist on it*
"Can I get some service over here.....in my day this would of never happened"

Hold on gramps ill get ya your damn prune juice! *Hands him a glass and walks to the counter* Sorry si' um *clears throat* ma'am. Can i help you?

"can ya help me?....I been standing here for....."
*counts minutes on the clock*
"for..10 minutes..you should of helped me then"
"but since you insist I would like to become a resident here"

"Right, right..And all you have to do is fill out this short form and pay an entrance fee for the dorms."

*grumbles*
"fine..fine...in my day we just got help, weren't no forms to fill and no fees to pay"

*smiles a fake smile* Well we have a seating area right over there, I assure you you'll be fine once we get you in your cozy home.

*slowly makes way to seating area*

*watches them from behind the counter and waits patiently*

*fills out form and takes it up and glares angerly*
"now how much will this cost"

eight hundred and fourty five thousand a year, oh and thirty three cents.

*waits for her to get ticked off to tell her the real truth*

No No, its a simple 30 dollars a year.. And the rooms are nice as well, would you like me to show you to your room?

*forks over 30 bucks*
"yes..."

Alright right this way *Steps from behind the counter and takes a light grasp of her elbow.*

Musical Bingo will get' em singing!

lol

*Helps her in her room* Like it?

heheh old people are mean pokey Mandy you smell like a sick baby

hahah

can i work here

Sure. What job would you like.

my grangrangrangranthon jutht gave me a ticket he thays i won. sthtay in luxthurious hotel, all expenthes paid. think he'th jutht trying to get rid of histh olde olde olde gramma he ith. Bet it'th a nurthing home or thomthing...

erm... iunno what jobs are avaulble

Well we have those who work behind the counter, the landscapers, the laundry workers, room cleaners, and the bathers. And believe me you dont want the bathing job

hello ith there anybody home?

Yeah plenty.

I thaid:
my grangrangrangranthon jutht gave me a ticket he thays i won. sthtay in luxthurious hotel, all expenthes paid. think he'th jutht trying to get rid of histh olde olde olde gramma he ith. Bet it'th a nurthing home or thomthing...

(LMAO)
Yes, this is a nursing home, but not just. Its a fine nursing home, complete with daily activities, skooters for your convenience, and much more. For just a 30 dollar fee you can enjoy a full year's stay in one of our rooms.

ill work behind the counter

Alright good. Please take your spot. A few rules are be nice to the old people, even if they are mean. Also, show them to their room we have a list of rooms that are occupied and unoccupied on the room. Ill observe you later.

my grangrangrangranthon told me that I won a free sthtay at a hotel!
this placthe ith only for old people...
not for me!!!

So are you staying here or not? Cheap 30 dollar fee, food meal included with that plan.

ok *takes spot behind counter and sorts the room keys and lists* is this a type of convelesent home

ok I am thtaying only for a while...
I don't like old people very muchth...
here ith the ticket now I will thay here FOR FREE!

lol You can say that.

*Looks at GM* Okay Okay *takes the ticket* Please escort this lady to her room..

ok leth go

*picks up key for room 7 and taker GM to hewr room* i hope you enjoy your stay ma'am

*Stands formal with arms crossed behind her back* Have a nice stay.

what?????????
I sm not older then you!
you sthould call me missth!!!!!

Ma'am according to your profile on my computer you are 83 years of age, and I am only 21. My assistant here isnt as old as you either.

*what are you thaying!!!!!
I only am 20 yearth (old)!!!!*

(We're roleplaying silly, im making this up as i go along)

Whatever you say ma'am, please enjoy your stay *walks down stairs*

(I know that silly... I am playing that I am an old woman who doesn't know that she is old!!!)

*ha! enjoy...*
goes to her room

(oh sorries, thought you were actually talking to me. )

*Walks down the stairway and sits at the computer desk*

okay *bows * have a nice stay... miss

(NICE SIG orli DID YOU MAKE IT?)

gets in her room turns the radio all the way up...
and starrts dancing!!!

(Nope, i cant figure out how to make one properly So i quit.)

*Hears loud music from upstairs and goes to investigate, she knocks lightly on the door*

(oh... what a shame)

doesn't hear the door keeps on dancing rap

*Opens the door with her key and walks in*

Ma'am...MA'AM!

WHAT??????????
you scared the shit out of me!!!!!
what do you want?

Ma'am no wonder you're deaf, and dont use that language around this facility. *turns it down* this is a nursing home, not a ZZ Top concert. *walks back to the door*

*walks in* HI I came to see my grandma

*decides to go back down to the hall*
wants to meet any cute guys...

*Walks down at the sound of a bell* Yes? Which is she?

raven guardia

(she aint online)
Well, she's unavailable right now, ma'am, she's in an activity.

but I came all this way just to see her cry

and I brought her some home made chocolate chip cookies too...

*reached the hall and saw NyC-gUrL oh dear...!
"it's my hair styler!"
"what are you doing here honey?"

Im sorry, you can wait in our waiting room if you'd like.

thatll be fine

> golden moon: My nan lives here, what are you doing here??

your hair looks absolutely gorgeous btw

yeah thanx honey...
it's been a while since we met how's the family?

well you know things are pretty good

kids going to school and everything

what about yours?

you know me...
I am too young
I am in search of a boyfriend you see I am only 20...!

(Im only 16 )

well its never too early to settle down, thats what grandma raven guardia always says

( I am an old woman who thinks she is 20... I am 14 for real...)

yes honey but I have to go now...
you see I know a streep place and there are some hunks there...
see you hon...

(I have to go for real it's 2am!!!)

later babe

see you on our next appointment your hair could use some straightening diva

*Turns the lamp on by the desk, as its getting dark*

Bump

Raven we have a guest here to see you!! (Now offline, NyC-Girl)
She brought you a little surprise!

kewl

*smiles for once*
"really.....?"

Yes, she brought you freshely baked chocolate chip cookies!!

*smiles*
"well its about time kids these days had some manners and respected there elders"

*chuckles and hands them too her* NYC will be with you later on ma'am

lol

*takes cookies*
"thanks"
*hands a cookie to orli and DR*

sorry DP

no prob and thanx

"your welcome"

What a kind lady you are *takes it and eats it* Yum.

yummie

*Wipes her hands off* Give thanks to you're granddaughter when you see her

"okay....."
"do we have a gift shop here I would to buy my granddaughter a present"

Yes we do, we have one right outside the building to your left. Would you like some assistance?

"yes, it would be deeply appreciated"

Alrighty ma'am *holds her arm out* To the store we shall go.

*smiles and fixes glasses on my old wrinkly face*

*walks her out and opens the door* There you are, the assistant in the store will help you!

"thank you dear"

You're very welcome *Walks back up the front desk*

"can i visit grammy" *young child walks in*
*points to RG* "over there she's right there"

*whistles quietly waiting for others*

*looks at little boy*
"awww come give Grandma a hug"

*Sweeps the floor*

*Gives RG a hug*

"Grandma is going to by a gift for NYC girl (my granddaughter) would you also like one honey?"
*pats little boys head*

*cleans an upstairs room*