The Brotherhood
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RaventheOnly
Welcome to the Brotherhood of KMC
forged in response for obvious reasons.
We are lords of discorse and chaos
to hamper our opposites and cause KMC as much grievences as possible!!!!
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MC Mike
Can I be the Envelope?
RaventheOnly
whats that? be whatever the heck you want... we are here for mischief!!!
HockeyHorror
can i carry a 9 mm!!!???
or maybe a dagger!!???
MC Mike
I was hoping you'd tell me!
Okay then, I'm the Official Bake The Brotherhood Cookies In Here Oven (c).
RaventheOnly
Those here the is an update to the original statements
MC Mike
Say what.
RaventheOnly
We supply you with all the armements and weaopns from every class possible
§pearhead
I musta missed something with that "nod" reference
Rabid Tiger
i am so confused
RaventheOnly
so sue me
i type to fast
read it again muahaha
HockeyHorror
is that the first time^(to rabid
)
MC Mike
I'll have a 34430205340302 mm.
RaventheOnly
Errrr nooo it isn't
RaventheOnly
fine thats basically a nuke
JToTheP
Can I be the steath killer who easily knocks the enemy into submission with my gorguess looks, and since the enemy is all females that makes it easier?
HockeyHorror
can i have a bucket of water and some sodium
MC Mike
*Sues*
I just took 20,000 out of the Brotherhood Treasury that I orginally paid 50 to get in but also a tax of 1000 a year for 20 years. You owe me 50.
MC Mike
Holy ****ing shit dude. shock
JToTheP
I'll suduce the females and gun down the males with sniper pimp vision.
HockeyHorror
are there like 10 commandments in this "brotherhood"
like "dont eat chicken without ur dentures..."
RaventheOnly
someone who reads the fine print damn
MC Mike
Oo! Oo! Can I make them?
RaventheOnly
if you want ten go ahead make'em it'll entertain us for about 10 minutes
RaventheOnly
you and hockey do that but there can be more then ten or less for comedic humor
HockeyHorror
i dont trust MC Mike
*holds on to sodium and bucket of water*
§pearhead
oh boy, this is going to be insane
RaventheOnly
Thats the point
MC Mike
1 - There are 29 ways to kill a goose
2 - "dont eat chicken without ur dentures..."
3 - For every branch of a tree, there is always an equal and opposite earlobe.
4 - Equinox ends in a "y"
5 - The leftovers of a pig's liver make up 12% of our brain
6 - Dendritic Integration in an Identified Visual Interneuron of the Locust
7 - Gaba! GABA! GAAAAABBBBBAAAA!
8 - A Bug's Life
9 - PP51 DOO DOO
10 - From sea to shining sea.
How's that?
Raven Guardia
*knocks on door*
can I come in I have a present for you men
HockeyHorror
RTO- dammit man! where's my bucket of water and sodium
o man, number 9 is the best one.
Hawk The Slayer
the sister hoods just put me in a dress and tied extensions in my hair
HockeyHorror
*DONT OPEN DOOR!!!*
*holds on to bucket of water and sodium*
RaventheOnly
Hmmmmm are we gulible enough Men?
Hawk The Slayer
i tried to play along, but it got dirty
MC Mike
Just a sec...
*struggles*
Yup, now I am.
John 117
*salute* Master Chief reporting sir .... what do you want me to blow up?
Elektra_lover
Sneaks in window to HH's bedroom. Plants a bomb for 20 mins. Runs into RTO's bedroom and plants another bomb. Dives out the door, grabs RG and drives away
MC Mike
We'll never know she planted one!
Raven Guardia
*runs back to door*
*Knocks*
LET ME IN!!!!!!!!...I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU
HockeyHorror
*runs!!!*
*holding on to bucket of water and sodium*
RaventheOnly
it can't be her
she's at the front door
Opens
Hawk The Slayer
*hides in a corner terrified from his sister ordeal*
Elektra_lover
Lets go RG i planted it
Raven Guardia
*holds brownies on a plate*
"well hello may I come in?"
John 117
*sits down watching the idiocy* ... how'd i get stuck w/ this outfit?
MC Mike
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§pearhead
by being a guy
*eats bombs*
RaventheOnly
*two holes are in the building now
... calls contractor and gets them fixed*
Hires a phycologist for Hawk
HockeyHorror
*hides inside the bucket of water*
MC Mike
Whoa! You fit?
Raven Guardia
okay well here are you brownies enjoy
leaves grinning
John 117
*loads a clip into his MA-5B* i could have seen this by having friends over
Elektra_lover
Walks out of the woods and sees then two holes and asks "What happend guys?"
RaventheOnly
Hmmmm she must can't think we are that guilible it must be a trick question, better outwit her
takes brownie
MC Mike
youpi Anyone have any spare toads!?!
HockeyHorror
drool @ toads
Raven Guardia
*knocks on door again*
Is HH home?? I got a prensent for him
HockeyHorror
*do NOT open! for the love of christ!* DO NOT OPEN
§pearhead
Pizza's here!
Raven Guardia
open up or I blow the door down and kidnap HH
HockeyHorror
runs*
HockeyHorror
am igoing to be the first kidnapped kmc member?
Elektra_lover
Sneaks in the back door and kidnaps HH and ties him to a bed in the Sisterhood
Raven Guardia
*blows down door with tommy gun*
" oh HockeyHorror where are you?"
§pearhead
I could help if you wanted it
actually, I got better things to do *idly sparks lighter*
HockeyHorror
*is being kidnapped by EL and RG*
Elektra_lover
Hes *Taken Care off* RG dont you worry
John 117
*is loading weapons into his armory/room after attacking the sisterhood house*
RaventheOnly
Stands eating brownie
"mmmmmmm"
HockeyHorror
i thought the brownies were poisonous...
§pearhead
*shrugs* ah well
*runs off outside to start a fire*
Raven Guardia
they are!!
why dont you eat one
John 117
*reinforces his room w/ armor plates, and sers up 2 machinegun nests, one at the door the other at the window* ahh home sweet home
RaventheOnly
They are? i ate like the whole plate
Elektra_lover
I made speical brownies 4 u at the sisterhood
Raven Guardia
well RTO better go to the bathroom cause you'll be on it for a while...they were laced with X-lax
RaventheOnly
yay
i'll be sure to use your bathroom in the sisterhood
Raven Guardia
go head I already palnetd a bomb in it
RaventheOnly
a bomb in your own bathroom?
hw do you girls go?
John 117
they're at the beach dude ... they just walk out into the water
Raven Guardia
we have a secret Bathroom.....
RaventheOnly
Then i'll find that one
Raven Guardia
I dont think so
*kicks RTO to the ground*
John 117
*sits on his bed looking online for new weapons*
Raven Guardia
*takes tommy gun and shoots Johns PC*
I dont think so
Elektra_lover
*Sneaks into John117's room and hidsd under his bed w/ a sword. Stabs him through the bed but he lives, of corse*
RaventheOnly
ohhh its a fight huh.... knocked my brownies over huhhh?
John 117
*feals a slight thump through my armor* what was that? *moves his leg and sees sword* hmmm ... didn't know sniper was around
Elektra_lover
Stomps on RTO's brownies
Raven Guardia
yeah what you gonna do about it?
*attempts to strangle RTO*
RaventheOnly
*grows furious and begins kicking and puching at both RG and EL at once* "Jason mad!!!!"
John 117
*hears fighting downstairs and mans the machinegun in his doorway* lead them up here RTO!
§pearhead
Violent bunch
*lights the trees on fire*
Raven Guardia
HAHAHA
*trips RTO*
RaventheOnly
falls over and trips RG and EL while falling with trip kick
Elektra_lover
*Slaps Jason* Whats my name B!tch
Raven Guardia
*pins Jason to the floor*
now its play time
*pulls out a sharp dagger*
RaventheOnly
call that a dagge?
*draws one from boot and locks blade with RG's*
Elektra_lover
*Pulls out another dagger and throws it at John
Raven Guardia
*takes out a tommy gun and holds it to RTO chest*
§pearhead
*comes up behind RG, lighter in hand* one move...and bye-bye hair
RaventheOnly
Jams dagger into the hammer of the gun and sticks tongue out
'can't fire"
Elektra_lover
Bites Spearhead then grabs his lighter and sets him on fire
Raven Guardia
*reachs arms around and flips spear to the ground*
§pearhead
*deflects EL away before she can do anything* if you think I'd simply let you do that, you're mistaken
RaventheOnly
Pins RG to floor and with same stroke trips EL near by
John 117
*dagger bounces off armor* YOU SCRATCHED THE PAINT! *fires wildly down the staircase at those fighting below*
Elektra_lover
*Sraps cord and starts to choke RTO
Raven Guardia
*holds a dagger to RTO neck*
RaventheOnly
how many daggers do you have?
and how many times must i trip you?
"i give up
"
Raven Guardia
*pins RTO*
no you dont!
Elektra_lover
Continues chokeing RTO
John 117
*shots EL in the ass w/ the machinegun* TAKE THAT!
RaventheOnly
ohhh so your gonna make me fight miss witchy poo?
Elektra_lover
Stabs a dagger at nutures John
John 117
*watchs as EL tries invain to nuter me* haha ... i love Mjlonir armor
silver_tears
*slips in*
Elektra_lover
Rips off his armor and nuturs him. Then chops it into many pieces
Raven Guardia
yes
*kicks RTO in the stomach*
§pearhead
Irene
it's awfully violent here
RaventheOnly
*flicks RG's nose*
John 117
*runs and grabs sword off the wall be he can be nutered*
silver_tears
*hides behind you*
§pearhead
what say we scrap this party
John 117
*runs out door and slides down the banister, landing on RG*
silver_tears
I'm right behind you
Raven Guardia
*flips RTO to the ground*
§pearhead
*runs off to safe place*
RaventheOnly
pulls RG down and flicks her nose again
Raven Guardia
*trips spear and punches RTO*
Elektra_lover
Walks home to take a shower
RaventheOnly
blocks punch and flicks your nose again
John 117
*gets up, walks to the bathroom, removes armor and gets into the shower*
Raven Guardia
*knees RTO in the privates*
RaventheOnly
blocks by raising knee
flicks RG's nose again
Raven Guardia
Ugh!
*gives RTO the finger and walks off*
RaventheOnly
pinches RG's butt and runs into room and bolts door
§pearhead
*peeks head in thread* s'the fighting done?
RaventheOnly
nearly
Raven Guardia
*turns around and follows RTO pounding on the door*
John 117
*gets out of the shower and puts his armor back on and walks out* guess the fight's over* walks back to his room*
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