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Welcome to the Brotherhood of KMC forged in response for obvious reasons.
We are lords of discorse and chaos to hamper our opposites and cause KMC as much grievences as possible!!!!

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Can I be the Envelope?

whats that? be whatever the heck you want... we are here for mischief!!!

can i carry a 9 mm!!!???

or maybe a dagger!!???

I was hoping you'd tell me! Okay then, I'm the Official Bake The Brotherhood Cookies In Here Oven (c).

Those here the is an update to the original statements

Say what.

We supply you with all the armements and weaopns from every class possible

I musta missed something with that "nod" reference

i am so confused

so sue me i type to fast read it again muahaha

is that the first time^(to rabid )

I'll have a 34430205340302 mm.

Errrr nooo it isn't

fine thats basically a nuke

Can I be the steath killer who easily knocks the enemy into submission with my gorguess looks, and since the enemy is all females that makes it easier?

can i have a bucket of water and some sodium

*Sues*

I just took 20,000 out of the Brotherhood Treasury that I orginally paid 50 to get in but also a tax of 1000 a year for 20 years. You owe me 50.

our targets are anyone who is not in the Brotherhood

Holy ****ing shit dude. shock

I'll suduce the females and gun down the males with sniper pimp vision.

are there like 10 commandments in this "brotherhood"

like "dont eat chicken without ur dentures..."

someone who reads the fine print damn

Oo! Oo! Can I make them?

if you want ten go ahead make'em it'll entertain us for about 10 minutes

you and hockey do that but there can be more then ten or less for comedic humor

i dont trust MC Mike

*holds on to sodium and bucket of water*

oh boy, this is going to be insane

Thats the point

1 - There are 29 ways to kill a goose
2 - "dont eat chicken without ur dentures..."
3 - For every branch of a tree, there is always an equal and opposite earlobe.
4 - Equinox ends in a "y"
5 - The leftovers of a pig's liver make up 12% of our brain
6 - Dendritic Integration in an Identified Visual Interneuron of the Locust
7 - Gaba! GABA! GAAAAABBBBBAAAA!
8 - A Bug's Life
9 - PP51 DOO DOO
10 - From sea to shining sea.

How's that?

*knocks on door*
can I come in I have a present for you men

RTO- dammit man! where's my bucket of water and sodium

o man, number 9 is the best one.

the sister hoods just put me in a dress and tied extensions in my hair

*DONT OPEN DOOR!!!*

*holds on to bucket of water and sodium*

Hmmmmm are we gulible enough Men?

toot amazing

i tried to play along, but it got dirty

Just a sec...

*struggles*

Yup, now I am.

*salute* Master Chief reporting sir .... what do you want me to blow up?

Sneaks in window to HH's bedroom. Plants a bomb for 20 mins. Runs into RTO's bedroom and plants another bomb. Dives out the door, grabs RG and drives away

We'll never know she planted one!

*runs back to door*
*Knocks*
LET ME IN!!!!!!!!...I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU

*runs!!!*

*holding on to bucket of water and sodium*

it can't be her she's at the front door Opens

*hides in a corner terrified from his sister ordeal*

Lets go RG i planted it

*holds brownies on a plate*
"well hello may I come in?"

*sits down watching the idiocy* ... how'd i get stuck w/ this outfit?

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by being a guy *eats bombs*

*two holes are in the building now ... calls contractor and gets them fixed*

Hires a phycologist for Hawk

*hides inside the bucket of water*

Whoa! You fit?

okay well here are you brownies enjoy
leaves grinning

*loads a clip into his MA-5B* i could have seen this by having friends over

Walks out of the woods and sees then two holes and asks "What happend guys?"

Hmmmm she must can't think we are that guilible it must be a trick question, better outwit her takes brownie

youpi Anyone have any spare toads!?!

drool @ toads

*knocks on door again*
Is HH home?? I got a prensent for him

*do NOT open! for the love of christ!* DO NOT OPEN

Pizza's here!

open up or I blow the door down and kidnap HH

runs*

am igoing to be the first kidnapped kmc member?

Sneaks in the back door and kidnaps HH and ties him to a bed in the Sisterhood

*blows down door with tommy gun*
" oh HockeyHorror where are you?"

I could help if you wanted it

actually, I got better things to do *idly sparks lighter*

*is being kidnapped by EL and RG*

Hes *Taken Care off* RG dont you worry

*is loading weapons into his armory/room after attacking the sisterhood house*

Stands eating brownie
"mmmmmmm"

i thought the brownies were poisonous...

*shrugs* ah well

*runs off outside to start a fire*

they are!! why dont you eat one

*reinforces his room w/ armor plates, and sers up 2 machinegun nests, one at the door the other at the window* ahh home sweet home

They are? i ate like the whole plate

I made speical brownies 4 u at the sisterhood

well RTO better go to the bathroom cause you'll be on it for a while...they were laced with X-lax

yay i'll be sure to use your bathroom in the sisterhood

go head I already palnetd a bomb in it

a bomb in your own bathroom? hw do you girls go?

they're at the beach dude ... they just walk out into the water

we have a secret Bathroom.....

Then i'll find that one

I dont think so
*kicks RTO to the ground*

*sits on his bed looking online for new weapons*

*takes tommy gun and shoots Johns PC*
I dont think so

*Sneaks into John117's room and hidsd under his bed w/ a sword. Stabs him through the bed but he lives, of corse*

ohhh its a fight huh.... knocked my brownies over huhhh?

*feals a slight thump through my armor* what was that? *moves his leg and sees sword* hmmm ... didn't know sniper was around

Stomps on RTO's brownies

yeah what you gonna do about it?
*attempts to strangle RTO*

*grows furious and begins kicking and puching at both RG and EL at once* "Jason mad!!!!"

*hears fighting downstairs and mans the machinegun in his doorway* lead them up here RTO!

Violent bunch

*lights the trees on fire*

HAHAHA
*trips RTO*

falls over and trips RG and EL while falling with trip kick

*Slaps Jason* Whats my name B!tch

*pins Jason to the floor*
now its play time
*pulls out a sharp dagger*

call that a dagge?
*draws one from boot and locks blade with RG's*

*Pulls out another dagger and throws it at John

*takes out a tommy gun and holds it to RTO chest*

*comes up behind RG, lighter in hand* one move...and bye-bye hair

Jams dagger into the hammer of the gun and sticks tongue out
'can't fire"

Bites Spearhead then grabs his lighter and sets him on fire

*reachs arms around and flips spear to the ground*

*deflects EL away before she can do anything* if you think I'd simply let you do that, you're mistaken

Pins RG to floor and with same stroke trips EL near by

*dagger bounces off armor* YOU SCRATCHED THE PAINT! *fires wildly down the staircase at those fighting below*

*Sraps cord and starts to choke RTO

*holds a dagger to RTO neck*

how many daggers do you have?

and how many times must i trip you?

"i give up "

*pins RTO*
no you dont!

Continues chokeing RTO

*shots EL in the ass w/ the machinegun* TAKE THAT!

ohhh so your gonna make me fight miss witchy poo?

Stabs a dagger at nutures John

*watchs as EL tries invain to nuter me* haha ... i love Mjlonir armor

*slips in*

Rips off his armor and nuturs him. Then chops it into many pieces

yes
*kicks RTO in the stomach*

Irene

it's awfully violent here

*flicks RG's nose*

*runs and grabs sword off the wall be he can be nutered*

*hides behind you*

what say we scrap this party

*runs out door and slides down the banister, landing on RG*

I'm right behind you

*flips RTO to the ground*

*runs off to safe place*

pulls RG down and flicks her nose again

*trips spear and punches RTO*

Walks home to take a shower

blocks punch and flicks your nose again

*gets up, walks to the bathroom, removes armor and gets into the shower*

*knees RTO in the privates*

blocks by raising knee
flicks RG's nose again

Ugh!
*gives RTO the finger and walks off*

pinches RG's butt and runs into room and bolts door

*peeks head in thread* s'the fighting done?

nearly

*turns around and follows RTO pounding on the door*

*gets out of the shower and puts his armor back on and walks out* guess the fight's over* walks back to his room*