The KMC loony bin

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Darth Revan
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay finally a place where all us mentally disturbed people can come and post random pointless crap!!!

*bounces around in padded room*

Korri
woah....i belong here

Darth Revan
*throws mashed potatoes at Korri* stick out tongue

Korri
no cheese pies!

Twin B!tch 1
finally, a place where i really belong messed

*Joins in with the food fight*

Korri
lol

Darth Revan
*uses force to throw tomato sauce*

Twin B!tch 2
YAY!!!!!!!!! MY HOME!!! AT LAST!

must_kill_Santa
i am home way wooooooooo *runs around like an aeroplane*

Twin B!tch 1
*hits DR with a big stick*

Darth Revan
STRAIGHTJACKET BOXING!!!!! *puts on a straightjacket and runs around trying to punch looking ridiculous*

Korri
today i will start to eat an aeroplane

Twin B!tch 1
*runs after DR with a stick*

must_kill_Santa
no dont eat me *starts straightjacket boxing with DR*

Korri
lol

Twin B!tch 1
*runs after Korri with her big stick*

must_kill_Santa
i am a cookie i am a cookie * bounces around*

Darth Revan
*tries to punch Santa* *head butts TB1*

Korri
precccious!

Twin B!tch 1
*gives DR a cookie*

Korri
poo

must_kill_Santa
where where is phoenix
cookie jar cookie jar cookie jar i am a cookie jar

Darth Revan
*eats cookie*

Twin B!tch 1
*gives korri a cheese pie flavoured cookie*

must_kill_Santa
No im being eaten no im not my inside sare heeheehee stop that tickles

Korri
you can get thosse?

Darth Revan
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Korri
thats Tmmyright!

Crusher
hmm

Korri
no expression

must_kill_Santa
tis such a perdy poenm

Korri
skfha

Twin B!tch 1
yes Cheese pie flavoured cookies awere all the rage at my old insane asylum messed

shaber
A flagpole>

shaber
Rejoice, for the age of Bashertopia is at hand. angel All your suffering will soon cease.

must_kill_Santa
Lamp post * falls backwards*

Korri
i have to leeeeeeeaaaaaaave now i am going to see ICE tonight! eek! c ya xx

Twin B!tch 2
*laughs her arse out glancing at the wall*

shaber
Weeds!! Rotting meat!!! mad

Korri
ok bye xx

Darth Revan
yep yep yep smile love

Korri
ok c yaxxx

must_kill_Santa
No dont leave *grabs Korri*

shaber
Slice and dice little redbag! evil face

Korri
i have to sad im going away

must_kill_Santa
No *crys*

Darth Revan
If I met you in a scissorfight
I'd cut off both your wings
On principal alone
*does a little dance*

SCISSORFIGHT!!!!! evil face

Korri
c ya xx

must_kill_Santa
acsepts challenge

shaber
What a beautiful throat you have, my little running buffet.

Twin B!tch 2
OUR ONLY WISH
TO CATCH A FISH
SO JUICY, SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!

must_kill_Santa
um um

Darth Revan
*cuts off Santa's toes*

Twin B!tch 1
*hits my b!tch over the head with a bit of large trout*

Darth Revan
*grabs fish with teeth and starts growling and pulling on it like a dog*

Twin B!tch 1
*pets DR* cutie doggie happy

Twin B!tch 2
*gasp*

*Vampiree slaps Abby around a bit with a large trout*

YOU B!TCH!

Twin B!tch 1
WOW!!! A PEN!!!!!!

Twin B!tch 2
PANCAKES!!!!!!

Twin B!tch 1
PANCAKES!?!?!??! WHERE!?!?!?!

Darth Revan
the b!tch sisters!

Twin B!tch 2
NOWHERE! *hides the pancakes* go away, you freak!

Darth Revan
*makes pancakes*

Darth Revan
Flapjacks, flapjacks,
Flap 'em flat, Jack!
I just got this knack
That I might like a snack
So flap 'em flat, Jack!

Twin B!tch 2
WE ARE FAMILY!
I'VE GOT MY XERO SISTER WITH ME (FINALY)
WE ARE FAMILY!
GET UP EVERYBODY AND SING!

Darth Revan
Quantum foam, makes me roam!

Twin B!tch 1
WE ARE FAMILY!!!
I'VE GOT MY XERO SISTER WITH ME! (FINALLY)
WE ARE FAMILY!!!
DR'S MAKIN PANCAKES FOR ME!!! big grin

Darth Revan
Catch!! *throws a pancake in TB1's general direction* *throws a bottle of maple syrup*

Twin B!tch 1
*Ducks* ARGH!!! The pancakes went out of the window eek! *jumps out after them*

Darth Revan
*makes a pile of pancakes in the middle of the room* *pours maple syrup on them* Hey it's a Pancano!! Get it? Volcano? Pancano? laughing out loud

Twin B!tch 2
*damn... i made a typo in 'finally'

WE ARE FAMILY!
I'VE GOT MY XERO SISTER WITH ME! (FINALLY)
WE ARE FAMILY!
HEY!!!! I WANNA HAVE SOME F*CKING PANCAKES TOO, YOU F*CKING LOSERS!!

Twin B!tch 1
*runs back up the stairs followed by guards with tazer guns* That was fun messed * jumps back out the window again*

KidRock
can i be an orderly that beats the patients?!

Darth Revan
*cuts KidRock with scissors* *throws chocolate sprinkles in his eyes*

§pearhead
*burns down a wall and runs away* hehe

Twin B!tch 1
*runs away from kidrock and his tazer gun*

Darth Revan
*warms hands on smouldering wall*

§pearhead
rolling on floor laughing who likes flames and stuff! *chants* me! me! big grin

Twin B!tch 1
*pour water on the fire* hehehehhehehe *runs into a brick wall*

Baylin
I think I'm a wolf how much more looney do I need to be?

Twin B!tch 1
*wakes up* hello wolfman!!! messed *goes and watches the stain on the floor*

KidRock
*runs around with deranged look in his eye with tazer* COME TO PAPA!

§pearhead
Baylin! Of COURSE you should be in the loony bin. wacko

Twin B!tch 1
ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baylin
Howwwwwwl how how how howwwwwwwwwwwwwl!

§pearhead
FIRE! evil face

Baylin
Keep well away form my tail! mad

Twin B!tch 1
*slaps Kidrock* AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

§pearhead
are you...sure? confused

TB1 told me to come here so i came.

Darth Revan
*throws hot chocolate syrup on KidRock*

Twin B!tch 1
YAY big grin *jumps out the window*

§pearhead
Is a loony bin like a recycling bin? smart

I don't think so; recycle bin has it's purpose; loony bin doesn't.

Twin B!tch 1

Baylin
Kind of but when folks come out of looney bins they tend to be useless zombies....

Howwwwwl *Runs round chasing tail making everyone really dizzy* Weee howwwwl

Darth Revan
Recycling bin,
Wore a silver pin,
In a purple din!

Aha; then it's a right place for me. *Throws tb1 through a window* It's fun

Darth Revan
Mesa nosa like'n freezled peas!!

I eat M&M's

§pearhead
*finally lands and hits the ground* sad that was mean.

What did you expect from TB1? To be nice? Wake up.

Twin B!tch 1
*runs back in* wheeeeeeeeee *puts a trampoline outside the window* Now i can jumpout AND in big grin messed

Let's try it. *throws out TB1 again*

Darth Revan
*jumps out window, bounces off trampoline, bounces back in, looking very odd like a video clip played once then played backwards*

§pearhead
*moves the trampoline into a pool to see what happens*

Baylin
"Circles in the sand go round and round" now that makes sense! yes

I forgot to ask; does anyone here has any vodka?

Twin B!tch 1
*jumps out window onto a trampoline in a pool full of......* VODKA!!!!!!!

Baylin
No, Scotch or Bourbon but not Vodka

Darth Revan
*goes skinny dipping in the asylum pond*

Baylin
*Wees in pond*

Twin B!tch 1
*joins in*

§pearhead
rolling on floor laughing burning vodka!

I'd like to see burning vodka; i bet it smells great.

Darth Revan
*sees a frog sitting on a lilypad* *tries to climb on next to it* *sinks* *angrily devours lilypad*

Baylin
*carries on weeing in the pond...*

§pearhead
eek! *lights the vodka on fire*

Twin B!tch 1
*watches the vodka burn* preettty

COOL

Darth Revan
*extinguishes fire* You're burning all the alchohol out of it!!!

Relax; there's more of it. *burns vodka again*

Twin B!tch 1
yes theres plenty more yes i found a stash of it in the hospital ward messed

Baylin
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Twin B!tch 1
messed

Darth Revan
*talks to self* But that would mean... No!! I don't believe you! NOOOOOOOO!!! It's not possible!! COOKIES ARE NICE TO DR!!!

i slayed buffy
argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
gggg i h8 homework

Darth Revan

Twin B!tch 1
me 3

Twin B!tch 1
*burns homework* hehehehhe BURN!!!!!

Darth Revan
*burns 50 dollar math book* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!














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VENOMfan
TOAST!!!!.....................GIMME SOME TOAST!!! BLAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

*straighten's tie and walk's out calmly

i slayed buffy
yay go DR!!!!!!

i slayed buffy
lights a poncho on fire for no reason hahahaha poncho bonfire!!

Darth Revan
*attempts to take a shower using cream sauce as shampoo*

Korri
hi guys!

Twin B!tch 1
hey koori big grin *runs into door*

Korri
klass lets so insania!

Darth Revan
Howdy smile smile smile *sits on mechanical bull*

Korri
hi!

clispin
I belong here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo somehwere I can hang out!

Darth Revan
*is dressed like a cowboy* *rides mechanical bull* yeehaw!!

Korri
shut it foster *pushes clispin into the cupboard and locks her in* evil face

Darth Revan
*falls off mechanical bull* YEEAAHOO!!!!!

Twin B!tch 1
*cheers DR * Whoooo, get back on an ride it DR!!!!

§pearhead
I'm not insane, so I'll just light this place on fire and be on my way. smile

clispin
im not insane either im special smile

I love you frank!

Twin B!tch 1

§pearhead
Pretty fire! big grin &*takes out zippo* Burnburnburn! big grin

clispin
KORRI SHUT UP! YOUR SO MEAN TO ME! I HATE YOU IM RUNNING AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCLE!!!!!

*sits in corner in a huff*

IM GOING HAME! IN A HUFF!!

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