Mr Parker
My boss works for this guy who is a real a$$hole of a boss.He is selfish and greedy and only cares about himself.He is also the funniest character that I have ever met in my entire life.Most everybody that has ever met him agrees that he is the most eccentric oddball character they have ever known.Him being such a funny oddball character we decided he should have a nick name.His name is Zak so we all came up with the nick name zack baby and everybody calls zak baby all the time. 
Well he runs this sports shop so he called up a college university to advertise his business for him and had them print up some signs with an 800 number on it to display during basketball season.So they printed up the signs with his 1-800 number on it and while he was gone on vacation,my friend called up the college and told them he wanted them to change his 1-800 number to 1-800 zak baby.that he authorized them to change it to that.so they went ahead and changed it to that and when zak found out about the change he went ballistic and got on the phone and screamed at them on the phone for over two hours. 
It gets even funnier.He told them to take down the signs and when they refused,he went down to the college and he was kicking at the door down there and screaming at them for over an hour before the security guard was finally called to escort him out of the campus.They took down the signs but since he made them so mad with his hysterics,they charged him thousands of dollars to have them taken down.we didnt feel bad about him losing the thousands since he ia multi millionaire.whats really funny,is we told them that the person who authorized the change was M smith because there is a gilr that works there named MARCIA SMITH and he screamed and yelled at her and made her cry. its funny because she is a real b!tch that nobody likes because she is really rude,she tells people to shut up all the time.am I evil or what? 
Well he runs this sports shop so he called up a college university to advertise his business for him and had them print up some signs with an 800 number on it to display during basketball season.So they printed up the signs with his 1-800 number on it and while he was gone on vacation,my friend called up the college and told them he wanted them to change his 1-800 number to 1-800 zak baby.that he authorized them to change it to that.so they went ahead and changed it to that and when zak found out about the change he went ballistic and got on the phone and screamed at them on the phone for over two hours. It gets even funnier.He told them to take down the signs and when they refused,he went down to the college and he was kicking at the door down there and screaming at them for over an hour before the security guard was finally called to escort him out of the campus.They took down the signs but since he made them so mad with his hysterics,they charged him thousands of dollars to have them taken down.we didnt feel bad about him losing the thousands since he ia multi millionaire.whats really funny,is we told them that the person who authorized the change was M smith because there is a gilr that works there named MARCIA SMITH and he screamed and yelled at her and made her cry.
its funny because she is a real b!tch that nobody likes because she is really rude,she tells people to shut up all the time.am I evil or what? 
Wow, this Zak sounds like he is a baby. 
good job! 
