First encounter w/ pornography
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LeAtHerRFace
Here goes nuthin'
Age: 10-12
Reason: Project for class(research on "THE" White House"
I was researching a project for "the" white house(on the comp obviously.) Anyway, I asked my mom what site would be suitable to get a ton of info about "the" white house. I dont know if she said "the"whitehouse.com or whitehouse.com. So I went off innocently typing in whitehouse.com. And sure enough PORN and tons of it. Damn I was so scared Id get in trouble. Meanwhile my moms comming to check up on me and Im trying to exit all those frickn POPUPS!!. Well.. I was pretty lucky, I managed to close pretty much all 2371381 popups before she came. I dont know what are made of those pages now, but Iam not gonna find out.
Thanks for listening. Post Yours!!
§pearhead
Age: 11...ish
Reason: Pop-up ads
Er...I forgot what it was advertising, but it must have been something I was interested in, so I click it...boom. Porn. heh...
not too interesting, I know
I rule
I tried looking for info on a movie, and I must have misspelled or something because it came to a site with pictures of lesbians and all that.
And I hate when the frickin pop ups wont go away which is what happened
Elektra_lover
Im a good girl so...angel_not
LeAtHerRFace
Sure...
Beyond Image
hmm, not the internet but good ol VHS...me and my friend where looking for some BB's in the shed, and we opening boxes and there and behold, a dusty, but readable title: BEAVER-BONER-BEAVER-BUSTERS.
a copy from 198...something...we took that bad boy back in the house. And as they say: That, my friend, is where i heard and seen the adult man and woman soundtrack.
PissedOffGoalie
Age: 9
Reason: Pop-ups
Elektra_lover
Hey i am a good girl angle_not
Shadow_Fox
Age: 8
Reason: I was looking up on the internet for some info on an anime next thing I know.... PORNO!
LeAtHerRFace
nah I dont think soo...
Elektra_lover
I am a good girl I am.(Hids the whips and chains)
LeAtHerRFace
I like bad girls
Elektra_lover
Thats nice to know
LeAtHerRFace
Bad girl
Shadow_Fox
Bad ppls
Elektra_lover
Hey im a good girl!
Shadow_Fox
What was that? You're a bad girl?
LeAtHerRFace
See SF said it too!!!
Elektra_lover
Do you two like bad girls?
LeAtHerRFace
I answered already
Elektra_lover
Well SF didn't
Shadow_Fox
Uh I'm a girl... just for the record...
Shadow_Fox
I was just though of by a KMCr as a guy
there's a first
Mr Zero
First time I encountered pornography it was like being in church and going home all at once.
Sweet sweet porn.
I rule
Bad girls rock
LeAtHerRFace
your a girl too? I had no idea.
Oh wait your Sess! hey wazzap
Shadow_Fox
*hides behind IR*
RaventheOnly
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ probably a pop up or a henti site
I rule
* is in front of sess *
Elektra_lover
Like I was saying im a Good Girl
Shadow_Fox
gross... oh. You spelled that wrong it's Hentai...
Shadow_Fox
Whah! that's the second time! CH-CHECK THE P-PROFILE PPL!
LeAtHerRFace
Sheesh
Shadow_Fox
^ what he said...
Elektra_lover
I am a good girl cry
Shadow_Fox
Okay, your a good girl I was just playing around.
LeAtHerRFace
Okay, your a bad girl Iam not playing around
Elektra_lover
Okay your right I am
Shadow_Fox
Make up your mind!
LeAtHerRFace
yeah
Elektra_lover
Who is that guy in ur sign LF?
LeAtHerRFace
Which one?
The one on the left is:
Brad Pitt
The one on the right is:
Edward Norton
But they both play as someone named:
Tyler Durden
Shadow_Fox
Bad Girl... hm... I will now call Lil' ms. EL BAD GIRL! MUWHA!
Elektra_lover
*takes out whip* What B!tch?
Elektra_lover
The guy on the left isn't Brad but he is kinda hot
Shadow_Fox
*runs behind LF* You heard me
LeAtHerRFace
Its Brad alright
Elektra_lover
*Cracks the whip* Gotta problem with it?
Elektra_lover
no its not brad
LeAtHerRFace
*flex's*
*then grabs SF's ass*
LeAtHerRFace
It is! Iam serious
Shadow_Fox
AH! *pushes LF into EL*
Elektra_lover
*Starts whipping SF and handcuffs LG to a pole*
LeAtHerRFace
*grabs EL's ass*
Shadow_Fox
God that hurt! Okay, okay. I was just playing, geez
Elektra_lover
*Continues whipping LF*
RaventheOnly
walks in and hands EL a dagger
walks out
Shadow_Fox
God Rto. Might as well do it yourself
JToTheP
Age:12
Location:Friend's house, his PC, he showed me
Yeah...that's the story...
On my own was later that night.
LeAtHerRFace
Doesnt hurt
*grabs the whips out of EL's hand. then grabs her ass*
Elektra_lover
Thanks RTO but nah im not into blood
LeAtHerRFace
Your a bad girl though...
TEX
Shadow_Fox
Go figures
LeAtHerRFace
You never told us your story
Shadow_Fox
what story?
LeAtHerRFace
Of your first encounter w/ porno
LeAtHerRFace
Oh ok.
theone0103
Age: 5
Story: My dad had his laptop on for work and he said when he is done then i could go on. My dad usually messes around a real lot and says stupid things that at the time or Age 5 i believed in. He kept saying "butt.com" because (not to be mean) but my dad keeps saying "butt" all the time. When I was on the computer i though "...well dad keeps saying butt.com, i should try that!..." so then as the story goes, yep i tried it. To tell the truth I had no idea what he was talking about until i went on the site.
The Bottom Line: I didn't know any better especially at the age of 5.
Elektra_lover
5
*Slaps leatherface for grabing my ass*
I rule
* grabs EL's ass * Just kidding
I rule
Owww! * gets whipped *
LeAtHerRFace
Sup Robby. I came on to keep ya company
I rule
Yo sean
LeAtHerRFace
lets switch to fj's thread lol
dave123
friend's house "who wants to watch porn"
i'm sure I was younger than 10
Beyond Image
a gropu of huys played a tape in high school.
m!$hA
omg sean has been on today droolio
well since im such an innocent girl, i have never experienced it!
angel_not
Elektra_lover
I said that too and they didn'y belivie me cry
Shadow_Fox
They have their reasons
Elektra_lover
Whant the whip again?!?! *chracks the whip*
Shadow_Fox
I know you're a good girl, they just dont believe you
Elektra_lover
Oh now that I got the whip im a innocent girl? I DONT LIKE LIERS *starts whipping SF*
Shadow_Fox
No! I was telling the truth! Yesterday I was just playing! Geez! Take a joke will you!? You get out the whip and that means your a bad girl! So put that "bad" thing back!
Elektra_lover
*Whips SF harder*
Shadow_Fox
Fine be that way! I'm gonna leave you all alone on here! Good bye!
Elektra_lover
*stops whipping SF*
Df02
m8s house, VHS....... "French Billiards" odd name but was a hugely Oral-influenced porn movie lol
amity75
When I was 10 years old me and my mates found a pile of porno mags while down the park playing footy. We coulcn't figure out why the women had "hairy bits" and the conversation turned to pisstakes of "that's your mums hairy fanny that is!"
manchichirtchit
i think i was 8. it was a video (in betamax format, BETAMAX!) i watched this guy screw a roller chick and when he came he rubbed his sperm all over the girls butt and i thought "cool, we can make our own lotion."
Elektra_lover
Thats a bit...
manchichirtchit
go ahead finish your thought...
Elektra_lover
nah its okay
manchichirtchit
i'm curious now... what was it you were gonna say?
manchichirtchit
okay, i believe you
Elektra_lover
You too? NO ONE TRUSTS ME cry
manchichirtchit
if you only said what it was...
Elektra_lover
Well what could of should of...
manchichirtchit
coulda, woulda, shoulda... it was all in your hands...
Elektra_lover
Yup. Too bad so sad
manchichirtchit
i've ran out of cliches...
manchichirtchit
i'm gonna go have luch now, want some?
Elektra_lover
Yes please
Elektra_lover
What r we havin?
Fallen Jedi
oh, god sean.
i should have known you would start a thread like this.
i'm a good, innocent little girl so i don't know what you mean.
Elektra_lover
I said that too but they didnt belive me cry
manchichirtchit
well WE just had white rice and home cooked pork something and tempura catfish.
Elektra_lover
It was good
§nakehead
age: 11
reason: Channel surfing and came across a hot chick with boobies
manchichirtchit
sooooooooo good droolio wanna chuppa chupp?
Elektra_lover
um...IDK what that is...
Elektra_lover
no thanks
§nakehead
Im glad it wasent a dirty as I thought it was
Moo Cow
i was looking for information for something, and then my computer got a virus, and then when i tried to get to google, a bunch of porn ads started poping up cry
Elektra_lover
O its okay *hugs moo cow*
§nakehead
I want a viris
manchichirtchit
porn sites pop up when you type in a number. they're f*ckin' everywhere.
Elektra_lover
No you dont Snake
Dregh
I thought Snakehead was Spearhead with other nickname
§nakehead
I want a porno viris
§nakehead
nope were seperate entities
LeAtHerRFace
Theres more to come
Right there, pure B.S
LeAtHerRFace
another, b.s story
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