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why doesnt voldy just....send a letter which is a portkey to harry, at night so nobody notices till its too late.

why doesnt he just pretend to be a girl then take harry out on a date then kill the bugger by poisoning his food

why doesn't he just... get a gun?

yeah ... bullets are quite fast ..

gun is a muggle thing...so i bet he wont

he could just take some students of hogwarts hair, get some Polyjuice potion, turn in to the person, go to hogwarts, and then kill him there

Why dosen't Voldie just send a terrible dissese though a maytrer desth eater posing as the new DADA teacher and take over the school once everyones lying down dead..BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

why doesn,t he just bloody do what the great necromancer nagash did(sory but i am a bit of a warhammer fan ) and cast a great death spell when nagash did it it kiled everyone in the whole flamin country i mean come on nagash is about half the power voldy is so one speol and bang everyone drops dead

Y dont he just walk in with all his DE and take ova the skool by taking some kids hostage

true arghh pirate but still just get everyone to get sniper wands and fire avder kadarvers (i think thats how it,s spelt)

Yup.....4 an evil leader he aint dat smart he could just create a spell 2 blow up da skool

true or just drop a nuke on i i,d like to see dumbledore make a speel to block that HA!

why doesn't voldemort just drop down dead? then everyone will be happy

:lolthese are all funny)

Why doesn't voldemort just jinx Harry's broom and make it fly to the moon. Then he can just take over b/c Harry's broom will have some sort of malfunction........LOL!

(not as good as others..but I tried )

Why doesn't voldemort get a time turner, go back to when he was brought down with pettigrew and get him to kill harry instead?

Why doesn't Voldy go back to the night he tried to kill Harry and just take over from there? Past-Voldy would ge gone, so noone would realise that this Voldy is from the future! Then he could grab harry and drown him or something, because he cant use spells on him (I think)!

Y doesn't Voldie just start acting nice then murder Harry when every1 trust him (don't think that would work coz they would just exicute him) or...

Y Doesn't he just put Ron under the impdsjhfgdsu wateva curse and get him 2 do Harry in

Again, good question, Pirate Girl!

And why doesn't he get Barty Crouch aka Moody to turn a book or something into a portkey and send him to Voldy that way? Why the big hassle with the cup?

You have to be close to someone to put them under the curse, and Voldy couldn't get close enough to Ron (I'd stand in his way!! )
No, seriously, I don't think that would work.

Okay, guys, not to act like a wet blanket and all, but most half of things you guys said are highly improbable things Voldemort would do.

Soo....Its just 4 fun

Thats a good 1 Merry Lover...It would b much easier

So? Its still fun to ask questions like that...me likes stupid questions...

Me likes stupid questions to and...anythings posible right Merry Lover

Yey, my thread lives

Why doesnt voldemort write an autobiography showing him as a misunderstood charity worker who doesnt mean any harm, he has just been given a bad name, the book will be reviewed by the quibbler whos sales have gone up since the harry interview so everyone believes him

Then he could become a local celebrity and have one of those 'im a celebrity, get me out of here' things with harry where they are both put in the jungle along with other celebs like lockhart and albus D.

Then he gets his snake to act like a normal jungle python and sneak up on harry in the night and eat him

highly probable lmao! Dumbledore's prolly rig it tho... Harry-in-a-cage-24/7 or summit.

lol id tune in 4 that show

We all would

Voldemort should just attack the school with lots of F-16 or similar crafts, blow the griffyndor tower at night

Or.... he should hire somebody to kill Harry.

...pose naked for the daily prophet

that would kill anybody who saw

LMFAO That is a good 1 I luv it HA HA HA HA HA HA

.......take polyjuice potion to imitate Dumbledore and then kill Harry or take him as prisoner

Y dont he just knock on the dursleys door and ask 4 harry coz he wants 2 kill him.....Im pritty shure they would hand him ova

Non mnagical devices like that go haywire around Hogwarts. "There's too much magic in the air."

mst def ...

we kow that they go haywire....but it would still be cool...and its fun to post things like these....it gives us sumtin to do cuz i have nuttin better to do then get on here and chat

Place a computer controlled bomb near hogwarts, computer will bugger up, and bomb will go off.
Its not your fault

Wrong place..wrong time

Why doesn't voldemort control Fred & George and make them blow up Hogwarts............or Professor Umbridge(don't think he'd have to control them to blow her up though.......:lol

Why doesn't Voldermort just turn to JK Rowling and finish the 6 book?

I like dat 1 Airangle Ur probally right

make it umbridge then it'll be beta

lol

lol

lady grim u still here?

yep

lol

lady grim if you are still here i left before and if you aren't here and you come back and i left then pm me i'll be back as soon as i get your pm

ok

OT

Hmmmmmmm

this is a bit off subject .
Why doesn't Voldermort just appear in this thread and cut this boring discussion ?

Why doesn't voldemort marry umbridge! A match made in HELL! those too are so evil they deserve each other!!!

offtopic

tomcat *thinks to blow everyone up for getting off topic*

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh *hides then quickly says b4 gettin blown up*

Y don't Voldie just blowup

or Y dont voldie just hang

I luv smilies

lol

lol, , is this all about ?

no but i was laughing at voldy and umbridge

i think that combination should provoke tears , can u imagine the level and qnt of hatret and evil. I don't know which one of the two should e pittited

me neither

we should lock umbrige voldermort and lockheart in a room together with no wands muahahahahahahaha

Umbridge and voldemort are the best characters Rowling created

hows that ?

They are believable....

Voldemort should tie Harry to a chair and read a Tale of Two Cities to him front to back in an Austrian Accent....

aww the Tale of Two Cities is a good story. . .once you figure out who is who. . .

Didnt say it was bad, but I would kill myself if I had to listen to someone read it to me...especially if they have an Austrian accent

no offense to Austrians lol

oo they have fun accents lol but ppl with scottish accents have the best accent

Nah, I think Arnold is funnier than Sean Connery LMAO "Girly men" ROFL

I dont like you.

lol...

Y Darth Souron

I have my reasons

Ok............Um....Wat R we meant 2 b doing

lol

Playing the game
but certain people have took it off topic furious

hug

hug for you too

cute....

.....Y dont he just fall off a clif

into a bay that happens to be full of sharks!

CREULTY 2 ANIMALS

whoopsi!

well change it 2 big sharp poisonous rocks that r purple ....not that thy exist ....but oh well

*changes* muahahaaa
why doesn't he just....get hit by a steamroller! (painfull...)

1 dont he just die the most painful death eva

that's an other way to put it!

It would b easier way 2 put it

ooh, wait, the most SLOW and painful death ever!

put stiack of TNT in harrys porridge... quick and easy...lol

yay, that would cure the grumpy erm little boy (please don't kill me now. )