"The Dancing Fell Beast Tavern" (in Gorgoroth)
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Bar-en-Danwedh
smoking allowed!
this is the tavern for the people who don't belong to the other taverns...
it's a nasty place... so nasty in fact, I'm going to glass the first person to walk inn!
(walk inn, get it? inn... oh never mind!)
Bar-en-Danwedh
here's the official Add.
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/8730/tavern.jpg
Smodden
nice
Manôkhâu
I'll join! Glass me!
Darth Sauron
You do know what galssing sombody is dont you?
Manôkhâu
Uh......no?
Darth Sauron
can be either
me smashing a glass bottle over your head
or
me smashing a glas bottle over a wall and stabbing you with the end
Manôkhâu
Over the head.
I have gotten worst.
Darth Sauron
Sure you have
care to elaborate
Manôkhâu
Balls caught in between my ex-girlfriends teeth.
Also stuck in an automatic door.
Darth Sauron
1- jesus christ, your still alive? you must have balls of steel..
2- What YOU got caught in an electric door, or the part of your anatomy that was recently devoured by your girlfriend?
Manôkhâu
1. I wont go into explicit detail of that incident.......just that they-got stuck......
2. the devoured body parts, though they had recovered for seven years.
Bar-en-Danwedh
there are better places to keep such things...
yeah, i've had to "fix" a few of those with my steel cap boots before...
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but back on topic before they close my dank little hell hole of horror...
err... inner party challange... er...
submit more adds for the Dancing Fell Beast Tavern... yes that will do...
but be warned... the only beer served here is Hoegaarden. so the images must reflect that...
oh yeah, *glasses first customers*
stitch that!
Bar-en-Danwedh
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/5697/beer1.jpg
http://img70.exs.cx/img70/4981/beer2.jpg
Bar-en-Danwedh
http://img38.exs.cx/img38/8945/DFBT1.jpg
and another add
http://img38.exs.cx/img38/4471/DFBT2.jpg
i'll post the in the interhouse as no one actually reads this thread...
Moo Cow
i wanna belong to this tavern!
Bar-en-Danwedh
you're in.
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/smilies/cartoon/beer.gif
Bar-en-Danwedh
JUST SO YOU KNOW...
the place looks like this...
http://img58.exs.cx/img58/8602/DFBT3.jpg
Moo Cow
its beautiful
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