Tired Hiker's Movie Theater! (X rated movies a-must!)

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BlackC@t
*Movie begins*

So all ya'll talkers up in here it's time to keep it down right now!

Tired Hiker
Damn, right when I'm going to bed too. erm

BlackC@t
It aient nothing but the previews!

Korri
no films i like? erm

Vampy
*plays 'hallowe'en: ressurecion'*

eek! busta rhymes!!!! *stuff self wth popcorn*

BlackC@t
I bought me a lil snack of ma own.

*reaches into bag and pulls out container.*

Want some chicken?

Vampy
droolio sure!

want some cherry coke?

Korri
no expression

BlackC@t
Ssh back at you! it aien't nothing but the previews!

Stormy Day
*Gets lazer light and points at the screen moving it very rapidly*

Vampy
*smacks Stormy* stop it!

Stormy Day
*Adds smiley cap and points it at the screen.Creating a huge smiley* evil face

Vampy
cry i wanan watch the movie!!! *slaps*

Stormy Day
its only the previews no expression

Vampy
no, the previews ended half an hour ago cry

Stormy Day
*starts laughing hilariously at the movie whether it be funny or not* evil face

Vampy
meanie! cry

Stormy Day
*throws popcorn at the people around him* evil face

Vampy
*sigh* oh well..

*spits out gum and falls asleep on stormy's shoulder*

Stormy Day
blushing

*watches movie*

BlackC@t
Mmmmm! this is GOOD! *takes out camera*

Stormy Day
messed

* points lazer light at screen this time a huge skull*

Darth Revan
*brings in portable stereo, playing "This is the New Shit" as loud as it will go*

Everything's been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name

Babble, Babble, *****, *****
Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence
Blah, blah, blah
Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
Everybody sing along
Babble, Babble, *****, *****
Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence
Blah, blah, blah
Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
Everybody sing along

Are you motherf**kers ready for the new shit?
Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming
This is the new shit
Stand up and admit it
Do we need it? NO!
Do we want it? YEAH!
This is the new shit
Stand up and admit it

Babble, Babble, *****, *****
Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
Sex, sex, sex, and don't forget the violence
Blah, blah, blah
Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
Everybody sing along
Everything's been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name

Are you motherf**kers ready for the new shit?
Stand up and admit, tomorrow's never coming
This is the new shit
Stand up and admit it

Do we need it? NO!
Do we want it? YEAH!
This is the new shit
Stand up and admit it

Now it's you-know-who
I've got the you-know-what
I stick it in the you-know-where
You know why, you don't care
Now it's you-know-who
I've got the you-know-what
I stick it in the you-know-where
You know why, you don't care
Now it's you-know-who
I've got the you-know-what
I stick it in the you-know-where
You know why, you don't care
Now it's you-know-who
I've got the you-know-what
I stick it in the you-know-where
You know why, you don't care

Babble, Babble, *****, *****
Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party
Sex, sex, sex, and don't forget the violence
Blah, blah, blah
Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
Everybody sing along

Are you motherf**kers ready? For the new shit?
Stand up and admit it, tomorrow's never coming
This is the new shit
Stand up and admit it
Do we need it? NO!
Do we want it? YEAH!
This is the new shit
Stand up and admit it

Let us entertain you (5x)

cool evil face

Stormy Day
What with you and that song? erm

Darth Revan
*yells* what? I can't hear you over Marilyn!!!

Stormy Day
That was a question outside of this little theater erm

Darth Revan
Well, maybe you'd like this song better?

http://www.korntv.com/

It comes with a video happy

Stormy Day
I dont like death metal or anything of that nature no expression

Darth Revan

Stormy Day
Still not into that kind of music no expression

Darth Revan
*shrugs*

*turns on Burly Brawl scene to the tune of "Reload" by Rob Zombie* happy

BlackC@t
*screams out as loud as she can*

That aien't no man! you can see her real hair right there!

Stormy Day
What movie are we watching?

Shadow_King
i am guessing we are watching "The Fog".

Tired Hiker
I don't know why this thread was closed, so I opened it back up. We'll see what happens. Could have been a glitch. erm

Stormy Day
smile

*eats popcorn*

BlackC@t
Closed? weird.......we're watching......uh..........how bout Shakespare in Love?

*cell phone rings*

Hello? *plays with hair*

Hey girl.......I'm in the movies.

Tired Hiker
I'm not a girl. Unless something happened that I forgot about. erm

moonwalker741
coooL **watches movie**

hey is that Paul Reubens?

stick out tongue

BlackC@t
TH I'm on my cell phone to my friend, that's a girl.

*talks into cell phone*
'Nah-uh! you lying!'

moonwalker741
throws popcorn at blackcat

"shut the hell up!" big grin

Tired Hiker
I know, I was trying to make it sound like you were talking to me on the phone. laughing out loud I don't know why.

BlackC@t
Imagine if you said in a creepy scream voice 'What's you favourite scary movie?' evil face

That would creep me out if you said that right now!

Tired Hiker
Okay, 'what's your favorite scary movie?' *in creepy voice* stick out tongue

BlackC@t
Hmm........I don't really have one......oh I know! 'Kazam' you know, the one were Shaque plays the Genie?

Tired Hiker
That was scary? Why? I thought that was like some lighthearted kids movie. confused

BlackC@t
Well you obviously haven't seen Shaque act roll eyes (sarcastic)

Tired Hiker
laughing out loud laughing out loud

BlackC@t
Thanks embarrasment

*looks at moonwalker*

Ssh back at you!

moonwalker741
stands up at of my chair and makes a big scene......

"hey lady! shut the f*ck up" **drops snow caps** "O sh!t !!, look what you made me do, now i got to go outside and buy some more, tahnks alot lady!!"

Stormy Day
Throws popcorn in bc's hair and tops it off with some butter in a little container.

"SHUT UP!"

*Grabs cell phone and tosses it at the screem*

BlackC@t
*looks at stormy day and says*

I know you better get outta my face! get outta my face! GET OUTTA MY FACE!

This is all me up in here! you handle that!

Stormy Day
*Dumps soda on bc then and then says*

your level of maturity proves you cant handle this movie,but thunderbirds is playing on screen 8

BlackC@t
~stormy this is just fun and games, don't go getting personel~

I don't know why ya'll is acting like this! my girlfriend all ready seen the movie! she said they don't even end up together in the end!

Stormy Day
~Are you a guy ? blink.Im not getting personal shifty shock~

NOOO!!!!!WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THE ENDING!?Money wasted.

SlipknoT
both of you shut up*throws sweedish fish a sd's eye* *hits BC in the face with a sup of soda*

Stormy Day
~Sooner or later we all get into a fight shock~

*Throws soda back at slips face*

SlipknoT
*drops piano on SD*

Stormy Day
Where'd you get a piano? What the f**k?

SlipknoT
my back pocket, why?

Stormy Day
okkk....shifty

*Gets a three thousand pound water tank from back pocket stick out tongue and throws it on slips head*

SlipknoT
*graps a hippo and crushes SD with it*

Aqua
*eats popcron and watches SD and SK*

SlipknoT
*Beats Aqua with SD's legs*

Aqua
this is y u will never get a girl stick out tongue

btw im watching a movie now instead of u 2 love birds smokin'

SlipknoT
o the girls line up for miles just to get a glimpse of me

Aqua
and i must be eating every one of them eek!
*is the jeeper creeper dude ( in girl version cool )*

Stormy Day
Lets not turn this into one of our fight threads slip and just keep it to watching movie stick out tongue

*eats popcorn*

SlipknoT
*slips dog shit and poison into SD's popcorn shifty So SD hows the popcorn

Stormy Day
*Throws popcorn in the trash before eating it*

SlipknoT
why'd you do that

Stormy Day
Because no expression

*Watches movie*

Aqua
i hate the theater when its cold >.< *looks for jacket*

SlipknoT
*ring ring* *hello* hey it's my friend, he y bob how are ya...yea yea I'm in the movies...no I can talk for a while go on...

Stormy Day
*Grabs slips cellphone and puts it in pocket*

Youll get it back when the movies over

Aqua
snatches it outta your pocket, gives to SK, and calls him with my own cellphone dev

SlipknoT
Hey Aqua thanks, hold on a minute* smashes glass bottle in SD's face* Hey I'm back....

Stormy Day
*sigh*

*watches movie*

Aqua
*giggles*

Stormy Day
giggles? why shock

WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST WATCH THE MOVIE?!?!?

Aqua
cause its boring

Stormy Day
what movie is it again? embarrasment

Aqua
well its um...signs.....but im gonna go watch scary movie 3 in real life

SlipknoT
*takes out fog horn* HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aqua
*says into cell phone* "twinkletoes" eek

SlipknoT
What about twinkletoes

Aqua
nothing shifty

Stormy Day
SHUT UP!

*Watches SIGNS* messed

Aqua
*takes out cd palyer and blasts music*

moonwalker741
"SHuT UP!"

hey is Paul reubens still here?

Stormy Day
*gets up and walks out and goes to "ALien"*

*watches movie*

Aqua
glare

Stormy Day
*watches movie withoutn interuptions* smile

SlipknoT
*sets SD's hair on fire*

BlackC@t
*turns around and gets slipknot on camera~

Yeah I got you! you on camera! you on candid camera now! you aien't no that........

SlipknoT
yes?

Darth Revan
*uses magic powers to turn all theaters to the Burly Brawl scene and play Rob Zombie at top volume* cool

SlipknoT
yea...bitches

Stormy Day
*Walks out and plays a arcade game in the lobby* no expression

SlipknoT
*destroyes video game SD is playing* * Sets SD's hair on fire

Stormy Day
*Puts out fire and grabs some popcorn and eats it up*

*Then walks out of movies..had enough fun for one night*

SlipknoT
*cuts off SD's legs so he cant walk*

Aqua
eek!

Stormy Day
*walks on hands*

AQUA! if your part of the noobbustes get your butt into freedirt the 2nd's thread no expression

Aqua
i did geek

Stormy Day
Notice that reply was and hour and a half after I posted dont make me look stupid sad

Aqua
dang i was in that thread that long O.O

Stormy Day
we all where geek

SlipknoT
*cuts of SD's arms*

Stormy Day
*dies*

Aqua
*plays with cellphone*

Stormy Day
*lays on sidewalk dead* no expression

SlipknoT
*burns SD's dead body*

Stormy Day
*lays dead*

SlipknoT
*shoots SD's body with nails*

Stormy Day
*lays dead.Not feeling anything because hes dead*

Darth Revan
*is too absorbed in movie to be paying attention to SD's death*

SlipknoT
* pisses on SD's dead body*

Stormy Day
*comes back in ghost form and chills on the roof of theater* smokin'

SlipknoT
*gets out vacum and sucks up SD*

Stormy Day
*vacuum has no effect and sucks in air.Dissapears into movie theater*

SlipknoT
*calls Ghost Busters* they just came and sucked you up your trapped in a box now

Stormy Day
*hides in theater where ghostsuckers cant find self*

SlipknoT
they found and just sucked you up

Stormy Day
no they didnt

*flees theater*

SlipknoT
yes they did your in a box now

Stormy Day
no they didnt

hey go bash lex luther in the welcome forum before its too late

SlipknoT
yes they did, and I did

Aqua
wut movie is on?

Stormy Day
ghost busters happy
no they didnt

SlipknoT
YES THEY DID!!!!!!

Stormy Day
no they didnt im safely hidden somewhere that you and your ghostsuckers dont know about no expression

SlipknoT
No, we got you a while ago your in a box

Stormy Day
I was never in a box no expression

Aqua
wut r u guys fighting about??

Stormy Day
He keeps saying the ghostbusters got me sad

Aqua
they did droolio

Stormy Day
no they didnt cry

Aqua
is slipknot running from me? shifty

Stormy Day
No no expression

Aqua
yes he is devil

Stormy Day
no he isnt no

SlipknoT
No I'm not eek! I was looking for you!

Aqua
u were?? *hides* ninja

SlipknoT
shiftyI'm right here pirate

Aqua
yikes!! stick out tongue

SlipknoT
one eye where did SD go????

Aqua
i think u killed him or the ghostbusters did eek

SlipknoT
lightbulb

Stormy Day
Stormy left whistle

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