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not an enemy..a friend

i have a friend who kinda a hoe and doesnt wear bras even tho shes a C cup. well so one day she was getting on my nerves and i had a water jug from science class and i "accidentaly" tripped and spilled it all over her white shirt in front of the football n soccer boys teams. they all started hollaring at her and my friend lorenzo goes "yo jasmine(thats her name) i got 5 dollers to do u. how much do i get back" and she cried so hard. i felt kinda bad but hey she had it coming. so u next

i beat the sh!t outta my friend

ummmmmm i'm not a very mean and prank prone person...soo argue and chastise

I dont do mean things to my friends......I reserve all vile things for my enemies

stabbed it was on accedent

accedent!!

howd u do it?

me beating up my friend wasnt an accident

i was playing with one of my swiss army knives and i had the blade out and he tryed to take it from me and i stabed him in his arm.

it didnt go in very far

okay

im not evil

YAY

Um, I'm not that evil um, the only thing I can think of is showing no mercy while we're playing PS2 or something

alot of guys are really serious about video games arnt they?

Conspiring to have him beat up
He ran home from school

So when the holidays finish

That's mean, Sauron

PR, I beat him today in twisted metal black 6 consecutive times before he gave up

Me neither...*shrugs*

Its not mean, He had it coming

Hes the guy who laughed about my gran dying....he laughed at our other friends mam...who left him.

he laughed at one of your family members dyeing?! cry


THAT SICK BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, its what he laughs at....

him: Where wer eyou last night
me: my grandas...
Him: your gran there *tries to keep a staright face*
Me: **** off you stupid ****
other friend: whats he done?
Me; He knows my gran died
sick bastard: hahahahahaha



He also laughed when i told him about my granda
man if my mam didnt work at our school i would have kicked **** out of him

i shot my friend

You...shot him?

with a bb gun

i pee'd on my friend when he was sleeping

Same

shock

two of my friends play jokes on eachother all the time and one of them (nik) went outta control and superglues his pubes to my other friend Gregs face when he was sleeping

oo and once i turned my friends stero on highest volume and set the alarm for 2:30 AM and it woke up his parnets and him

Me and my friends are on good terms. But our enemies can't seem to comprehend why they keep seeing people light napalm in their driveway.

scared I'm scared scared

yeah it was sick

since nik is gay he thought it was funny and said "well this is the closest im getting to your dick huh" i almost shit myself

EWWWWWW

have gay guy friends is so cool i get to see them......


never mind

well two weeks after one of my friends died in a car crash becuz she was under the influence of meth, one of my other friends drove herself to a party, got wasted, and wouldn't give anybody her keys. so i took off her tires and her entire steerin column and her transmission. i did of course bring it back ta her da very next day

My friend was holding a door going out side at school and he was inbetween that door and another door, and for some reason I forget why I started running and kicked the door as hard as I could and it smashed his head into the door, he started crying and he went to the hospital and supposadly he got a concusion

I got my friend Jason(Mrozik here on KMC) to drive his car into his pool.

hmmm, well...kicked his ass for a reason, threw his body into the mud and continued to smash him to pieces...yup, cause he disrespected me in front of my family and GF...a real punk.

hmm...the meanest thing i've done to a friend would prolly be TPing her house...

i told my frend she was a fckin hoe and got all my frends to go against her and we also conned all the guys into hating her and her bf broke up with her and haha it was the funniest shit ever

im a big bad b!!tch im such a fckin biarch tho...hey i addmited it

^yep u are thats damn mean that is

i no!!! i hate me!!! im such a b!tch but not as much as sum of my utha frends

yeah my friends always pick on me but i don't do anything back to them LOL, i'm too nice for that

yea well i do get them back!! its liike on mean girls! hav u seen that?

I left a girls cell phone number at a stationary store on one of those test pads written with "For a good time call........"

ha!!! nice!! i did that sept on a blackboard in the middle of a shopping mall

she had to change her number

omg funi!!!
i guess i find that funy coz i do mean things all the time! arggg im gona try not be nasty from now on.......

no never saw that

I do them occasionally, but more to people I dislike

same here

i ate clispin