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Just wondering what alot of people like to hear Carnage say in the comics, cartoon or game. I need a better one for my sig! Much appreciated!

I love your sig.

thanx, but I need it mostly for my account on REVboards. It rolls the words and it's too short. I need some more quotes XD

i know a few

i hate havin my meals interupted

hey 'dad' when were done with spiderman there wont be enough left to put in a matchbox but well try

im gonna chop you to peices

If you want short- what about Hoo-ha!?

i llike the ps game one: WHat color do u bleed?

"Here Comes the Bride, All Dressed in White!
I wish it was Red, then you'll all be Dead!"

Many people don't perceive his more sensitive, poetic side...
I recall him having some rocking songs in Mindbomb. Unfortunately I do not have it anymore, but I think you couldn't go wrong looking to Mindbomb.

thanx to all for the replies!

if i could find my "planet of the symbiotes" series, i'd be able to give youplenty. Problem is i loaned it to a friend, and i havent seen the guy in over a year. He's jsut disappeared

i ate him.

my favourite quote would be...

"no more yanky my wanky".

T.V.! Newspapers! Always feedin' people the lie!

Amazing spiderman volume 1 issue 362

"You locked us in? Shut down my microwave cage? Cool... I'll make your suicide... real original"

PWNED

My favorite even though its already posted

'Hey 'dad' when were done with Spider-Man there won't be enough left to put in a matchbox but well try'

"He Floats through the air with greates of ease, the daring young man and his most sexy squeeze."


I can't really remember which issue it was from but It's from Spiderman unlimited.

that's from the Maximum Carnage series where he escapes the hospital with Shriek and he's cruising aroudn with her. It's before he actually meets Doppleganger. So i'd guess, if it's from Spiderman Unlimited...it'd be Spiderman Unlimited #1...because #1 started the arc and Unlimited #2 ended it.

Yeah, I was wondering what that Spider...thingy was, and I personally thought that Shriek was awesome...

Yes, I love him with her- it's total sociopathic lovefest. He loves "her" (meaning what she can do for him and how she reflects back to him his narcissistic self-image, validating it) That quote is kinda Carnage in a nutty-shell!
And Shreik- she's so powerful objectively, but subjectively she experiences herself as being overwhelmed by a hostile world, and she uses violence, emotional manipulation, and sexuality to defend her own interests. I think it makes her a VERY dangerous villain, one of the scariest out there. Also, her costume and her powers rock.
Thank-you for posting that quote; I could immediately place it when I read it, but it had been all dormant in my memories until you posted it- and my day is now made!

hee hee hee- oh, yes, the "daring" young man. How "brave" and "bold" he is! What a "free" life he has secured for himself through his daring deeds!

"now get out of here you big lug!"

"I guess you can say that we axed this webman"

"so tell me hero, which eye you want plucked out first?"

"yeah? but I'm nastier!"

I don't have my POTSymbs comics out in front of me right now, but in the last or second to last issue, Carnage has grown huge by sucking up symbiotes, when suddenly he realizes, "Hey! Wait, those guys were causing Chaos. And I love Chaos!"

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One from the cartoon, (to Venom) something like; "between the two of us there won't be enough left of Spider-man to fit in a matchbox! But we'll try, won't we!"

Also: "you're just a sentimental old fool - 'Dad!'"

"You locked us in? Shut down my microwave cage? Cool...I'll make your suicide...real original."

That is freaking PWNAGE!

what color do you bleed?

from the 90s Animated Series:

"Think of the damage we can do NOW, Man!"

(that was actually one of my High School graduating quotes.....sheepish laugh...heh...)

"Hey, what are YOU doing here? This is my cell!"

"Who said anything about killing you? I just have to rip out your rib cage, lungs, and spleen to get at my baby. You're welcome to what's left."

"Locked doors? Closed windows? C'mon! It's convertable weather! Live a little... *splurge* okay, very little."

I liked this one too...
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=2220357

I made the venom one you make the carnage lol anyway "hey man, are we gonna squash the insect" "venom there wont be nothing left of spiderman to fit in a match box car *laughs insanely*"

oh from the game

venom. ooooo we smell bd symbiote and it aint me

carnage. bring it on grandpa.

"Remember when I said I'd kill you quickly? I lied."

"What kind of lunatic would actually egg me on?"

"Hey man run while you want i love a good chase"

"Now what did you say about being all torn apart?" Hee Hee!

hey man i grew up in tis place a real house of horros if you ask me man.

"I can eat you for breakfast, Maaan! hehehehehe..."

Shriek: Let's do something to celebrate!
Carnage: Golfing?
Shriek: No
Carnage: A trip in the country?
Shriek: No.
Carnage: Murder and Mayhem?
Shriek: Bingo!

^^^^ lolz

police man "come out and no one will get hurt"

kletus "no one will get hurt man wheres the fun in that"

Is that from the cartoon?

"I'll F***kin' kill you Alll!! Muahahaha!

yes it is

I think it really was I was raised in this place and it's a real house of horrors

I always liked this quote "so tell me hero, which eye you want plucked out first?" I think sombody else already picked it.

Hey web man! Ya better check the stove! I smell something burning.....Ha!

venom couldnt beet me what makes you think you can.

No more Spiders. No more bugs.

Nice try now die ahhahahaha!!!!!!

Hey man dont come any closer or youll be kabloooie in 30 seconds.

You should have known better than to trust a raving lunatic.

hey hiney im home and you know what your gonna help me with a venom hunt.

(To Shriek and Doppelganger) I hope you guys didn't eat without me.

hey hot head uhh i mean dormammu

Golly 2 against 1! I'm scared! NOT!!!!!!

Shriek: Cool, we get to do a revenge riff.
Carnage: It 'll be a new experience for me. You don't get many rematches when you usually kill you're enemy.

hey (laughs) dad do you want thia hahaha girl to live.

venom: if you lay a hand on dr kofka ill kill you.

I wont lay a hand but an axe instead ahhahahaha.

Were all gonna go kablooie!

My fav is when he says " I don't like ma meals interrupted"

I really liked Maximun Carnage it was a great comic series.

Yeah they rocked. I loved when Venom and Carnage worked together to fight Spidey. Also I liked it when Shriek fought Spider-Man with Carnage *sigh* good old days lol

Yep yep, they should give Toxin a cool series like that.

"What? No grey poupon?"

I think Toxin has a lot of potential, but some people don't like him.

ok if you wanna chat go into pm ok i dont like mytopics locked. back on topic.

To Shriek:"How dare you go on a killing spree with out me!"

"Remember when I said I'd kill you quickly? I lied." hehe

To Spidey:"I don't know why Brock complained about you so much.I think your kind of fun!"

"Beh"~Ultimate Carnage!

Jessica Drew: Don't let him touch you he feeds off people
Carnage: DAMN Right! and I'm DAMN hungry!

Yeah Carnage has a lot of great quotes. hehe

"How about this for an answer Roberto...........nothing!"

"what color do you bleed?"

"My, aren't we inhospitable!"

"you're just a sentimental old fool - 'Dad!'"

Oh Dad! Heh heh! Ready to have some father son quality time?

(pardon if this isn't 100% accurate)
Carnage (with Shriek) to Venom
"Me and the little lady have been talking it over and we decided we can't afford to keep you around anymore what with the mortgage and putting the kids through private school. In other words, time to die old man!"

ah ha ha ha ha hahahaha-his laughter is a great quote it self.!@@!!!!!

Baby!?!?! OOOOOOOOOOO! I just loooooooove babies!!!!

"You locked us in? Shut down my microwave cage? Cool... I'll make your suicide... real original"

hey man you say no one will get hurt no one will get hurt how many times man do i have to say... WERES THE FUN IN THAT

Carnage has a lot of good jokes and one liners.

Heh Heh! rest in pieces Spider-Man!

^^^^ i was gonna say that

"Who said anything about killing you? I just have to rip out your rib cage, lungs, and spleen to get at my baby. You're welcome to what's left."

Bring it on grampa!

"im gonna chop you to peices"

(absorbing people) (tanks shoot at carnage) I DONT LIKE MY MEALS INTERUPTED. These tuna can these days you crack em and get the food out (grabs army men)

"I'm killin ya because I can!"

"Fine, be that way. Who am I to argue... I'm CARNAGE! That's who!"

***
Ravencroft security: Get some reinforcements down here!
Carnage: Oh goody, I could use some more victems! These are all used up.

"yeah? but I'm nastier!"

"Man I never felt so free!"

Carnage"You get the joke!"

Joker"What joke..?"

Carnage"That life is utterly meaningless...Totally absurd...And madness is the only sane response."

Joker"Oh...That joke."

"Live a little...........ok, very little!"

" bring it on grandpa."

"Now pipe down and get me some people's clothes!"

"That's it son! Now you've gone and made me mad!"

"What cheap materials they make doors out of these days. The people who sell them should be flayed alive and fed to rats, but that's only my opinion."

*slaughtering the other inmates of Ravencroft* "C'mon guys, put a little effort into it. I want to be at my best for my long awaited reuinion bouts with Venom and Spider-man. I'd hate to have them think I've just been slacking off all this time. The pressures of producing for ones peers can be quite overwhelming."

"I think I'll go make myself a sandwich!"

Venom- Who are you

we are your offspring dormamu ssssent uss-carnage

Venom- yes yeeesssss we remember replicating

spiderman- Another symbiote

I hoped id see you again-Carnage

spiderman- You know me?

...-carnage

Spiderman-CASSADY!!!!

"I can eat you for breakfast, Maaan! hehehehehe..."

Ingrate ill get him ahahahah-carnage

"Are you gonna give me some therapy? Beautiful lady! Ha Ha!"

ok hot head do your stuff hahahaha-carnage

"Here Comes the Bride, All Dressed in White!
I wish it was Red, then you'll all be Dead!"

"Seeing you doing chin ups is as exciting as watching glaciers form!"

"Now that the symbiote has altered my very bloodstream...."

"CARNAGE NEVER DIES!"

*Kassidy is placed in adjacent cell from Eddie Brock at Ravencroft* "Man, what a dump! No pool. No stereo. And weirdos everywhere you look!"

"YOU IDIOT! THERE IS NO REDEMPTION!"

"This the family feud you wanted daddy-o?, Venom versus Carnage, one on one, hand to hand!"

"you can 'kill' it and 'kill' it, but baby...it just ain't gonna die!"

"I'm Carnage! Thats who i am!"

"awww, ain't that sweet? He misses me! Well, don't cry daddy dearest, 'cause your sonny boy, is alive and well!"

"Sayonara Spidey! I can't let Venom take me down without one for the road, and guess whos the fall guy?"

"There. Is. No. Plan!"

Give it to me! I want the power. I DESERVE the power!

"we we get finished with Spiderman their won't be enough of him to fill a match box."

Escaping Ravencroft.
Guard: Get more men down here!
Carnage: Oh goodie, I could use some more victims.

"now I can cause some real carnage"

Throwing around a tank and prying it open. "They're just like sardine cans!" RIIIIP "Snack time!"

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Throwing around a tank and prying it open. "They're just like sardine cans!" RIIIIP "Snack time!"

good one

Cassidy: remember when I said I couldn't get free to kill you guys
(he breaks free and kills the guards) I lied!!!

Kassidy (to his other): You may be the bus driver, but you NEED this bus!

Originally posted by Mainstream
"we we get finished with Spiderman their won't be enough of him to fill a match box."

I don't get it lol

"Get rich or die trying"....Oh wait sorry, that's 50 Cent.

Originally posted by Dazzler619
I don't get it lol
He'll chop / tear him up to the point there won't be enough left of him to fill a matchbox-- and that ain't too much.

Originally posted by Stevie
"Get rich or die trying"....Oh wait sorry, that's 50 Cent.

He can say that too lol

"Ta Ta, see you in the funnny papers,

Cassy to his other:
Go on leave I don't need you to be the grade A serial killer that I am.

"Wow, you pack a heckuva wallop Brock, I can think clearly now, no more cobwebs."

"What's this? I seem to have aquired a cheerleading section. What kind of lunatic would actually egg me on? ...A real winner by the look of this reinforced steel door. Ah well, a faint heart never won anything but a dull and boring life."
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"I should have just stuck a shiv in Eddie Brock when I had the chance!"

This one's funny too:

(Kassidy just before bonding w/ the symbiote) "What are you waiting for! I'm YOURS, man! We'll wreck such glorious CARNAGE throughout th land! Kassidy is gone... there is only CARNAGE!!!"