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so today i finally gathered up the energy to make my way to the dmv and get my permit..and i passed and got it ...woohoo! now i can drive (just not in the city which sucks)...but oh well...and then i went to the park with my friends and found five dollars...i'm so awesome
beat that sucka!

lets recap my day

1) got my permit and now i can drive
2) FOUND 5 FREAKIN DOLLARS!

Well im sorry but im going to have to make you made i already have my licesens i have a 2001 black acura tl and i got a blow job tonighte cause my gf is going on vacation for a week and she is going to miss me

so
car
liscenes
bj

I had some icecream and a muffin

well I jacked off 4 times
smoked some weed
watched a nightmare on elm street
and got chinese food

beat that

yeah but did YOU find 5 dollars? no i think not

This may turn out to be a nasty competition....


*ahem* I have a lollipop...Jumpy

Actually... I can

I have THE greatest bf in the world!
I just got back from a trip with him
I found $10 on the floor where I work
AND, I get into see movies for free!

no! did you smaoke weed and get chinese food? i dont think so. nothing beats that

1 had sex with 2 women
2 I found 1 million dollars
3 I shot osama bin ladin with an M16

Well ive been on the beach in San Diego for the last 3 days. Getting a tan and looking at hot chicks in bikinis

Beat that Sucka

1) FOUND 25 Stupid dollars on a bench in a park.
2) Won first place at a Free style DB race

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drugs are bad so didnt get high
therefore didnt have the muchies, eat chinese food and get fat,
sat down with my bf to watch a movie but instead of just sitting around we had sex so i got excerise and something better then masturbation.
so there!

1) Have two cars
2) The hottest gf in the world
3) License
4) Go to party and get surrounded by a ton of chicks.. also more

if u have the 'hottest gf in the world' why does it matter if a ton of other chicks are around....

Cause he's a pimp.

First off you got slammed by a dude, that would suck beaver nuts. Jacking off definetly cancels that out. Drugs are fine. Also Chinese food is god.

I've got a headache
a back ache
got into a huge argument at work
have to clean my house
and I'm broke.

looks like I lose

i still found 5 dollars, you know why, cause i'm the best and people who are the best find 5 dollars, and since there can only be one best person, since i found the five dollars it is me

but I found 20

yeah well you try finding any kind of money in DUMBO

5 dollar king ya'll

yea, well my friend found a persons skull in an old barn

yeah that's great and everything but did he find 5 dollars?

...in DUMBO

my sister found 5 dollars

well guess what your 5 dollars suck!!!!!!!

yes well ur sister didn'y find 5 dollars in the middle of DUMBO at 9 o clock at night now did she?

I dont have a sister

no she found it in my drawer that happens to be where I keep my bras at exactly 12:00 pm. It is now over here 12:35

yes well she didn't find it in DUMBO now did she...i didn't think so

well done babe

thank you...glad someone around here appreciates

What the **** is DUMBO????????

You know, I've been wondering about that too...

omg your on hug havnt talked 2 u for ages weep

O.o arrrrrr...a flying elephant?

well yeah i guess...

thats what i was thinkin!!!

Well I need to go. Laterz

wavey

sounds like a good day to me.

i was working and this guy was doing some scatch tickets and he won 200 bucks and gave me $50.

D.U.M.B.O. = Down Under Manhatten Bridge Overpass

chill place, everyone should come visit

hmm.

im tired as hell.
my head hurts.
i have $20 to my name.
and all my friends are gone/busy!

that sucks..come to dumbo

Today, I argued and yelled at my boss droolio

Whats dumbo?

k u guys are trying to beat the day of greatness. not beat there day of shittyness.

D.U.M.B.O. = Down Under Manhatten Bridge Overpass

it's a neighborhood under the manhatten bridge on the brooklyn side

ah.

Alright, yesterday I got a raise. I didn't even ask for one. This Kieth guy was like. Hey, Tired Hiker, you got a pay increase. I said 'sweet' and then walked away. Then I stayed late and helped this guy out loading some cinder blocks and he gave me a nug!

Awesome!