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Pack your bags where heading on a road trip across America!

cool!

I say we go visit CANADA!

O shit I just accidentally threwa match in the gas tank of the car o no the car blew up along with everyones stuuf, o well I guess this threads over.

*Packs bags and heads for car with camper connected to the back*

your no fun.

*packs bags* i agree with hezzy we should go to canada!

oh yeah

Fire!

o shit I aciddentally threw 12 molotave cocktails into the camper o shit its burning o no veery things on fire o on everythings in ashes o well I guess this threads over

Well visit Canada on the way

*Puts stuff into Camper making it nice and spacious*

*Honks the horn motions for Hezzy and Aqua to come out*

*sticks tongue out at slip*

*creates fire and throws Slip in it*

Oh well now hes dead

hehehe *gets in back seat*

you cant the car and camper were blown up you cant go on the road trip

Yes we can

*Gets in the drivers seat*

*Honks horn signaling for Hezzy to get in*

anything can happen in KMC

*sits beside Aqua *

NEVER!!!!!!! gets out rocket launcher and blowes SD and HB up!!!!!! HA HA HA Now your dead No more road trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you have to go get peoples votes or something?

"All aboard"

*Closes the door and put the gear into place drives out of the driveway*

*Next stop Arizona*

ya and they wouldnt like it if u blow up stuff

where i was born

cool..ive always wanted to go to Arizona!

well guess what *fly's over arizona and drops 80 nukes*!!!! guess you cant go to arizona now ha ha ha ha ah!

*Gets on freeway and then sees two hot babes driving in a red convertible*

*waves to the girls*

you suck big time

^ that was for slip

u kill my family i kill u

nukes the hot girls in the convertable

i just hope their not my cuzinz

*Girls get blown to smitherins*

*starts crying about how he never got to make out with the girls*

*Trys to outdrive slipknots nukes*

or i just might get jealous...

* gets out machine gun and blows all of your tires then gets a nuke and destroyes all of you* HAHAHA!!!!

Lets play fair

*Grabs bazooka out of the backseat and shoots Slipknot out of the sky*

i am undestroyable

im just a puppy cry

you can be my puppy!

ok *ties down HB and throws her in a river

*Gets far away from Slipknots fallen airplance and continues to drive*

*Anybody hungry?*

*im so strong that i rip off the ropes and swim to safety! *

got any peanut butter puppy treats?

*not with me *

*Wanna stop somewhere?*

* gets another plane and gets a Bazooka and Blows up your car your all dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! thread over!

how bout WENDYS!

Lets ignore SlipKnot now

*Ok but I wanna try something.In order to get our food free lets go buy and order it and as soon as they hand it to us someones comes buy and grabs it and then we meet up with him and get the food*

*Or wec ould dine and dash*

Wendys sounds good

NO your DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I blew up all of the wendy's

*Yay! My fav food *

ok

YOU CANT EAT YOUR DEAD!!!!

*Ok so whos gonna snatch the food when we order?*

*YOU!*

i will they wont really call the police if a cute little puppy steals the food

*lol good point *

while you guys are at wendy's I blew up your car! HAHAHA

*Ok lets go*

*Drives up the driveway.Gimme 10 burgers and 3 cokes and 4 fries*

*10 burgers? Someones hungry...*

*waits behind*

ya me maybe i should eat breakfest now...

*Pulls up to the pickup window.Employee hands me the burgers*

*runs up, jumps, and snatches bugers, runs, to puts them down in a bush getting ready for other stuff*
can someone else do this for me i gotta go walk the dog

ah lol

*Yells out suckers and drives to the bush,quickly gets out and snatches the burgers and cokes and drives off*

*Do we have a convertable?*

Ahh, I have to go...ill ttyl!

Yeah!

Cya!

gUeSs WhOs BaCk!

yeah!

so we still on our road trip?

i guess *eats a burger*

*eats burger...yummy! *

at least slip is not here any more

yea really..that was annoying

i hope he loses the election

me too I voted for Elektra

i voted for RTO

cool

*takes out cd player and looks out window*

* um. whos driving this? *

the car can drvie itself

awesome! so where we goin to now?

let it drive around arizona till stormy gets back

okidoki! so you were born here huh?

yep my step moms side of the family all live here...their all great except for my step mom whos a ***** >.<

lol cool cool i was born in Canada if ya didnt know

Im back

SlipknoT has a 40/100 chance right now of winning.Thats if he does get nominated to be a candidate.I hope he doesnt.

*Eats burger while driving.He steps on the gas and speeds down the freeway*

Well Howdy Partner!

Hey!

*Finishes meal and pulls over*

*I gotta pee.Goes out and finds a bush and begans peeing*

*Done.Gets back into car and begans driving*

woohoo!

*rolls down window and sticks head out* droolio

*even better...pushes button and the roof comes down!*

*winds blowing through hair* lol

*The van starts feeling weird its feeling rumbly*

*Pulls over.Gets out and looks at a flat tire*

*Flags down a car and asks for a ride to the nearest town.They agree.Hops into car*

*peeps on the new cars tire* its my car now *jumps in*

*Pulls aqua out and hops in*

*Drives away without Auqa but with hezzy*

*sits and waits for a person to come and adopt me* cry

Are you playing an actuall puppy?

yes cry a very smart one

Oh

*Drives back and picks up cute puppy*

Your really like that tears smiley

*pants* cry

*Holds puppy then puts it in the back and starts driving*

*drools* cry

*Starts driving*

*So where to now?*