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the hardest questions are the most stupidest.

like why do you get on a bus and not get on a car?

any one have stupid/stumping questions?

Or how about: "Why do they call packages shipments when it is in a car/truck? And why do they call packages cargo when it is in a ship?"

see...they really make no sense

why do people park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Does anybody really know?

I don't have anymore to say. The last one that you said was going to be my next one.

well if it sparks any ideas:

why cant you turn on a turnpike?

In a box of grapenuts, there's no grapes or nuts.

What is the difference between maybe and maybe not

If she's lying about her headache. Hehehe.

Okay there's ten hot dogs in a pack but only eight rolls.

what headache

Do you want to have sex ?

Maybe, maybe not.

please explain the difference of maybe and maybe notDo you want to have sex ?
no please we are British

maybe could mean yes or no. but maybe not is leanig more towards no.

There.

mah made it quite clear.

another one of those mixing up users-days, gundy?

must be.

so in other words they mean the same thing

no. let me break it down for you,

maybe: probably
maybe not: probably not
maybe so: probably yes

see there is a bigger chance of the answer being no if you say "maybe not". but there is an equal chance when you say "maybe"

it might happen or it might not happen that is how you break it down. And that goes for both maybe and maybe not

maybe and maybe not have to do with probability

and.....

....so maybe not and maybe arent the same.

they do mean the same whatever you say. The maybe not is a kind of denial of it gonna happen , but there is a slight possebility that it will happen. Sho we could do with only the word MAYBE

but if you say maybe not the chances are smaller that it is going to happen then if you say maybe. so, if you dont want to lead someone on, you tell them maybe not and theyll get the hint.

for me maybe not means both thing, depending on how you say it, and in what situation.

well if you say maybe not in a flirty way it means maybe. but if you say meybe not in a mean way it means i dont think so

Meanwhile, I'm finished. *goes and gets dressed*

where are you going in that bikini Gundy?

Does anyone else have a stumping question?

Why is abbreviate such a long word and why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

Try these on for size :

Did you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
>>little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE
>>
>>Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
>>section in a swimming pool?
>>
>>OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa
>>Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee
>>Titans?
>>
>>If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one
>>enjoys it?
>>
>>There are three religious truths:
>> 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
>> 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
>>Christian faith.
>> 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at
>>Hooters.
>>
>>If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
>>become disoriented?
>>
>>If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
>>called Holes?
>>
>>Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
>>
>>Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>>
>>If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>>
>>If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
>>
>>When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two
>>cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
>>
>>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>>
>>Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to
>>begin with?
>>
>>Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
>>drives a racecar not called a racist?
>>
>>Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite?
>>
>>Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
>>
>>If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
>>electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
>>deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
>>
>>If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
>>
>>Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
>>
>>What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

>>I thought about how mother's feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
>>forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
>>
>>Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
>>What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
>>pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
>>deliver the mail?
>>
>>If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
>>others here for?
>>
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Those are great! Where did you find them?

crap, there are so many unreasonable questions in this world!

you mean to say there arent any piss section in a pool
Why is horses so hard to sit on when they are full of hay?

I got them in an e-mail from my brother Lance. Don't know where he got them.

You might want to ask him where he got them. If he could find more then have them posted here.

Will check it out.

who is will?

You know what she means.

hes just being fresh. (like always)

It's not working though.

Trust me, that is a VERY inaccurate stereotype.

Thats how the rest of the world see you all

Stereotyping?..... that's a bad habit too

Alright I got a couple new questions.

1. Why is a blackboard always green?

2. Why do school teachers need an answer book?

I have seen black blackboard as well

cause they dont have all the answers