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Welcome to Jades bar where all the drinks are free and you can dance all you want...I l lbe your waitress...what would you like to drink?

* Throws boots and starts danceing on table*

we've had many bars before but youre new

ohh....gezzz..I should check before...oh..well....My will be different

Come on....Someone please...join me..I m so lonely!!

im here

but im too tired

ohh..hello...dats ok....

Mike...hows the fish bowl

..ok...fine...I ll just party on my own...

*partys*

ok...their you gol...finally someone who wants to party...so what do ya what to drink?

Just a normal soda.

wine

*bangs on counter* Got any Smirnoff Ice???

youpiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupi

Sure...we have anything you want!!!

Well, I'll have one, please.

*Walks in and goes into the danceing cage and dances*

im back

*Turns up the music and throws boots on the floor and starts to dance on table*

Welcome back HockeyHorror...What will the drink be?

you have vodka? please

*Comes out of the cage and dances on a pole*

*watches EL*

Yeah we got vodka*hands him Vodka* Enjoy!

*thanks *

Cheers for el...*Go grl*

Where the hell's my Smirnoff?????ranting

Thanks DBP *Kepts dancing*

*falls asleep*

*comes in*...

*Stops dancing on the pole and askes for a glass of water*

*wakes up*

*falls back asleep*

*Puts makeup on HH while hes asleep*

Will someone PLZ get me my Smirnoff??blowup GRRRRR. I haven't had one of those in ages. I swear, I'll.....

lol......I ll join...lol

*wakes up*

i feel different...

*pours water down HH's Shirt*

*sits in a Dark corner*

*Hides makeup bag*

*cleans gun in Dark corner*

i feel abused

did u guyz do something to me

*Walks up to ferraei* Why are you being so antisocial?

Ohhh CRAP. No-one's even listening to me. I'm out. Peace. *gets up and stalks out of bar, seething*

*looks at El, then glares away*

lol...dn't be so shy...Ferrai...chat...!* graps arm and tells him to talk to someone*

righto, I guess I will be that creepy old drunk guy who harasses all the waitresses.

I will have a malt whiskey, cheese & onion crisps and change for the juke box

* tugs away from arm lock* *walks out*!!

*goes to restroom and washes make up off*

*Starts dancing on the pole again*

*away*...

lol...Coming right up Discos...

I wanna dance to...*Turns up music and starts to dance on other pole*

*walks up to the jukebox and choses.....Xzibit - X"

*Sneaks into the backroom and does what I came to do, find the Fanimai artifact* (Yeah im a spy)

*plays darts*

*comes back in, Hides*

HH accidentaly throws a dart at discos a$$...lol

*it wasn't an accidnet...i hate that bastard*

ohh....F...Don;t be like dat...come and join...Good choice Discos

ohhh.ok...

*Grabs the artifact and walks out*

*follows EL*

*Knows HH is following me. Grabs a car attena and turns arround and starts whipping him.*

*Watch out El....HH is behind you*

too late


wounded1 whip

*Runs back to CIA headquartes*

lol....Hey....El...do u have a picture of Leatherface?Is leatherface hott?

Very

*follows EL...slowly...cuz im injured*

CAN i C HIS PICTURE...??

How cute....Does hh...have a crush on EL? Ohh..cute

*Whips HH again before entering a car that taked me to CIA headquarters*
DBP heres lf http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=1209158

no i dont

or do i...

7

*keeps dart

lol

what will u do with teh dart now

I dontknow, swap it for a casual drink,

anyways I tend to sit in the corner of the bar at times, or at the end of the bar on a stool.

I will chose the end of the bar just now reading the bar tarriff

violence is not the answer

*Comes back to party*

OMg...leatther face is so hott..

bye everyone...i g2g....*blows kisses to everyone*

bye

Isn't he droolio

yes,,,,,,....bye

Bye ttyl

ok...bye....

I never said anything about violence?

exactly

I m back...Is anyone their?

nope