Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PissedOffGoalie
Jason Voorhees is not a virgin!!! Remember the flashback in part 3, where he attacked Chrissy but didn't kill her? Well, what he did was drag her into the woods and rape her. After 'doing stuff' he carried her back to her house. And also, after his 'experience' he decided he didn't like it very much and his hate for sex grew stronger. Pretty cool eh?
Michael Myers 1
omg he raped a girl im surprised he knows how to take his pants off
HockeyHorror
he raped a girl...he didn't enjoy sex...wtf is he?
lol
PissedOffGoalie
hey c'mon now Jason's not THAT dumb but then again if his IQ was any lower it'd be negative
Michael Myers 1
haha yea i think a rock has a better iq then him
michaelmyers
i would be suprised if jason is actually a rock. he is the biggest dumbass i have ever seen.
PissedOffGoalie
well im the biggest Jason freak on eath but even i have to admit: my dog is smarter then Jason. but hey....his IQ must be above 4, or he would not be able to run and chop at the same time
HockeyHorror
above 4...i doubt it
if he knows 2 + 2 then ill give him an iq of 2
PissedOffGoalie
well if it was below 4 he wouldnt noe to hold his knife by the handle. he'd hold the blade becuase it's 'shiny!' lol
HockeyHorror
holding a knife isn't intellectuality. its common insticts for him.
PissedOffGoalie
how about hiding bodies to scare ppl?
HockeyHorror
maybe he does it randomly...
samhain
It might be an obsessive/compulsive thing about cleaning your house that he developed from the mother he idolised.
PissedOffGoalie
so he hides bodies because he wants to clean up after himself?!
HockeyHorror
who wouldn't want to be clean? laziness is just a habit
PissedOffGoalie
can we get back to the topic? why didnt Jason enjoy raping her? ermm
Dogbert
Because... he is gay... http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif
PissedOffGoalie
JASON ISN'T GAY
Dogbert
...How do you know?
You go and pick up girls with him?
PissedOffGoalie
well....yeah
but all he does is kill 'em...brutaly. he even used a drill once!! blood was like pouring from her head and he just walked away
Dogbert
Maybe he would have enjoyed the rape if it were a man... http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif
PissedOffGoalie
2 things;
1. im a girl!!!
2. Jason's dad raped him, he ddint enjoy it very much
Dogbert
1. What does that have to do with anything...
2. If he were on the giving end, he would maybe like it... especially with men...
PissedOffGoalie
1. sum1 thought i was a guy
2. he did give it. he didnt like it...he needs to learn to do it!! anyone in the mood to call Pamela Anderson?
Dogbert
I think that he would have enjoyed the rape if it were a man...
PissedOffGoalie
i doubt it very highly
SlipknoT
I'm just suprised jason know how to rape someone, I bet he didnt know where to put his dick at first.
Vegeta
I think Jason isn't gay at all,nor straight.I think he has no interests in guys or girls,expect to kill them.I don't know why he raped that girl.
Hey it's my opinion.
HockeyHorror
for some reason PissedOffGoalie reminds me of Jason420
and y is Jason420 never on...
SlipknoT
I dont know and I dont care
HockeyHorror
if u dont care and you dont know, then y did u post something that you dont care and dont know...i dont think u suceeded in anything..well maybe just getting 1 extra SPAM post down lol
DeNiro
In jason goes to hell the evil creature which was jason went into the one girls voorhees vagina and then he was reborn so that can also be called his second time i suppose
Dogbert
Is this really breaking news...?
HockeyHorror
yea "breaking" as in its breaking our brain cells cuz we are wasting time reading shit. lol
Dogbert
LMAO
HockeyHorror
no seriously...im dying faster cuz of this thread...
lol
HockeyHorror
(in a sad dying voice) Dogbert...when i die...*cough Cough*...please burn KMC down for me...*cough cough*...and stab Jason420
LOL LMAO
Dogbert
LMAO
I dunno about the 1st part, but I can stab Jason420 aka PissedOffGoalie
HockeyHorror
(in a sad dying voice) alright...dont burn down KMC *cough cough*...burn down KFC...*cough cough*
better? lol
Dogbert
lol, Ok, sure
HockeyHorror
perfect
HockeyHorror
ill close this thread
closing---closed
damn!
Dogbert
lol
It's a shame threads like this stay open http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/cry.gif
HockeyHorror
yea
Dogbert
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/threadsucks.gif
Dogbert
PissedOffGoalie> http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/adopt.gif
Dogbert
Those smilie are the funniest, lol
PissedOffGoalie
IM NOT JASON420
HockeyHorror
did i say you are? i said you remind me of him....
PissedOffGoalie
EVERYONE SAYS I AM BUT IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogbert
OK... it seems like you are getting WAY to upset about it...
HockeyHorror
WAAAAAYyy to upset
PissedOffGoalie
BECAUSE EVERYONE IS GETTING ON MY CASE ABOUT IT AND NO1 BELEIVES ME
HockeyHorror
my montra is that i dont believe in someting that i cant see...but thats a false montra of mine...so right now im just bullshitting and talking randomly out of my ass which im not suceeding in anythng..well maybe i might recieve 2 dollors from Dogbert for kicking 3 dogs 50 feet in the air...stop starring jason420 you stupid ass hole...i dont know what im saying but you should stop reading this cuz every word you read in my paragrahph you lose 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000 brain cells and 22222222222222222222222222222222222222 white cells and 33333333333333333333333333333444444444444444444444
4 red blood cells.
done
Dogbert
*hands Hockey 2 dollars*
BTW, Thanks for wasting 25 seconds of my life by reading that post
HockeyHorror
NP DOGBERT
PissedOffGoalie
can u prove im jason420?
Dogbert
Constant denial...
PissedOffGoalie
i know i stole his avatar cuase i couldn't find one that was small enough. AND IM NOT JASON420 AND IF U DONT BELEIVE DONT! BUT I NOE IM TELLING THE TRUTH
Vegeta
Question: If I had the same avatar as Jason420 would you call me him?
So what if POG has the same avatar,that still doesn't mean that she's Jason420.
HockeyHorror
well the avatar thing i said was only a joke..but she is very addicted to Jason like Jason420...some posts seem similar or familiar...anyway most of what we chat is all bull shit lol
CaseyLong
Wut about Ginny from Part 2? Why didn't he kill her after bursting through that window and killing Paul? Cause he raped her, thats why! And then he spared her just like Chris.
PissedOffGoalie
well im not Jason420. or CaseyLong. cl is trying to pose as me
HockeyHorror
What gave you the idea that we thought u were Casey Long?
PissedOffGoalie
cause he talked about jason raping sum1
HockeyHorror
didn't u talk about jason raping someone
?
PissedOffGoalie
yes and u said im jason420 cuase i sound like him but we're both just jason crazy im not jason420!!! bangin
Dogbert
FFS, this is still open...
Primitive Screwhead #1
I'll attribute the fact that this thread is still open becuase it's leap year, and it's throwing everyone off. Aside from that, I can't think of a single decent reason why this thread hasn't been raped itself (read: deleted).
I'm going to rent Battlefield:Earth and watch it until my eyes start to bleed. Can't be any worse than discussing Jason's sexual tendencies and POG's identity crisis (no offense meant)...
Dogbert
Have fun
HockeyHorror
Have lot of fun
Primitive Screwhead #1
On my fourth viewing now....
Hey, POG's thread is starting to make sense!
bangin
BackFire
Seriuously guys, quit giving him crap. Lots of people use avatars from other members, not all of them are socks.
I don't want to see anymore of this in any threads. Just drop it.
Primitive Screwhead #1
As I mentioned before, I'm not sure why this thread hasn't been closed as of yet... topics involving rape (unless it truly is pertinent to a charater's development) just don't seem proper.
Course, I probably wasn't helping... so I extend my apologies for contributing at the expense of POG.
PissedOffGoalie
im a girl and im not jason420
Dogbert
Back to topic........ What is this thread about again ermm
Sigillum_Diaboli
uh .. how jason isnt a virgin .. i think ..
PissedOffGoalie
this thread is about jason not being a virgin like everyone thought he was
Sigillum_Diaboli
i still htink he is ... how can anyone not like sex ? !
PissedOffGoalie
ok lol maybe he didnt noe how to do it right and f*** her leg or something
Dogbert
Do you want to have sex with Jason POG
BackFire
This is a horror forum, usually some nasty conversations go on in here, as long as they dont' get too graphic they are perfectly acceptable.
PissedOffGoalie
i'd rather do my dog!
HockeyHorror
thats wrong...
Dogbert
Please be joking...
PissedOffGoalie
joking about what damnit! look at the message Dog wrote me!!!!
Dogbert
OK, you're just weird...
PissedOffGoalie
me?! ur the one who was talking about having sex w/ Jason!!!
Dogbert
Look at the thread creator, it is you that started this nonsense...
Primitive Screwhead #1
Oh, I know that. Like I said... I like some purpose behind those postings. Looking on this topic though, maybe it shouldn't be deleted. Choosing between sex with dogs or horror icons... that's disturbing enough to qualify as prime horror discussion!
jawdrop
Dogbert
So, what's the breaking news...
Primitive Screwhead #1
That this thread has actually passed 100 posts!
PissedOffGoalie
the breaking news is that Jason's not a virgin like everypne thought he was for over 20 yrs!!!
And one more thing: where can i get Cannibal Holocaust? its been banned from usa canada (accrding to my friend) and mexico (according to my uncle who goes there every sunday)
Jason_X_2004
Hi, i'm new to this forum & have something to say about this thread...... You people have been talking about the biggest load of shit I have ever heard!!!!
Dogbert
Alert the press!
PissedOffGoalie
wadya mean Jason X 2004?
Jason_X_2004
All that crap about you remind people of someone & would anyone have sex with jason, WHO GIVES A F***!!!
HockeyHorror
Jason X 2004 = Jason420 = PissedOffGoalie
i hate horror movie beginners that think they know everything
PissedOffGoalie
I AM NOT JASON X OR JASON 420 U ****ERS
Dogbert
LMAO, BF is going to get mad that we keep saying Jason420 has socks, lol
PissedOffGoalie
I AM NOT JASON420 OR JASON X IM FUKCING SICK OF YOU ACCUSING ME YOU LITTLE SHITS
Dogbert
http://messenger.msn.com/Resource/emoticons/omg_smile.gif Is the goalie "pissed off"
lol
PissedOffGoalie
***** this im leaving the message baord. bye i wont miss you
Dogbert
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/party1.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/party2.gif Party up everybody! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/party/party.gif
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/party/beerchug.gif
((BTW, do you mean KMC or the horror section
))
HockeyHorror
PARTY WOOT ILL BRING THE FEMALE STRIPPERS!!!!
ROFL LMAO
Dogbert
http://japf.co.uk/mwc/images/sigs/hors.jpg
*walks in with these girls*
*Hangs up banner that says "Good-Bye POG*
lol
Dogbert
Those babes are hot
HockeyHorror
lol did she leave the whole KMC or just this section?
Dogbert
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/dunno.gif
HockeyHorror
i feel like writing a poem.
Jason_X_2004
WTF makes you think im POG!!!???
samhain
You seem to have a similar attitude to POG, also you've both never been online at the same time, and thirdly, you are both the same age as I discovered on the How Old Are You PPL thread.
samhain
Plus your first post told us all that we are talking shit, only POG could be that stoopid.
Primitive Screwhead #1
I hereby designate this the Sybil forum!
Dogbert
YAY
botankus
Plus you both suck.
Dogbert
...Who?
botankus
POG and Jason_X, who else?
Dogbert
Oh, I thought you were talking about me
leatherface12
* Takes the blond in the hat away from dogbert and starts to dance. * cheers
HockeyHorror
This is great...Ima do a bio project on the people at Horror Movie Forum of KMC...we all have a symbiotic relationship...we all benefit and destroy the trespasser that enters. I LOVE IT!!! ITS PURE GENIUS
thanks guyz....now keep attacking the weak
SlipknoT
could it be that pissed off goalie, jason420, and jason x 2004 are all the same people? I think so. They're all the same age and They all LOVE jason. Plus all 3 are pretty annoying
HockeyHorror
great comparison.
Dogbert
Once one of the socks leaves, the other 2 leave also... detective
SlipknoT
Well there isnt much elese you could say about them
HockeyHorror
lol i feel like this is a Horror Movie Mafia...we just "kill" those we "think"
are the same person
i love it!!!
keep it up, we may be the greatest mafia in KMC...or maybe the only mafia at KMC...ROFL
loserib
this thread is funny
Dogbert
Yea, that would be fun
BackFire
Off topic
Closing.
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